Reblog To Share A Joint With Me

reblog to share a joint with me 💚

Sorry kitten, Mommy can't play with good girls tonight. Dosh Doshington just uploaded another 90 minute factorio video. Fetch, er sorry, go get me a bottle of merlot will you?

is there love out there for the nerdy autistic intox subs. who get Silly off one too many hits

they gotta get fucked up to get out of their head and stop worrying about whether they’re acting Like A Person. stop masking so meticulously when drunk. really happy to have an excuse to be acting “Weird” and letting go of embarrassment to just be flushed and grinning and goofy

trail off in the middle of infodumping and you are never hearing how that explanation ends cuz their hazy brain has fully lost the plot. but will get stuck on one nonsense topic forever.

WILL have hot crossfaded sex with you sure absolutely but then will you please watch cartoons with them and get them some samefood snacks after??

Yeah this will do numbers on robokisser tumblr

Metal thigh highs

Just saw this comment and can't unsee Kolibris, STARs and STCRs as wearing metal thigh highs now

is this the 'how's the weather up there' kind of low hanging fruit that double jointed people deal with or what

(autocorrect tried to change 'double jointed' to soulless, so sad to hear the gingers finally caught up to yall 😔)

pissing off a contortionist on purpose so you can tell them not to get so bent out of shape about it