Is This The 'how's The Weather Up There' Kind Of Low Hanging Fruit That Double Jointed People Deal With

is this the 'how's the weather up there' kind of low hanging fruit that double jointed people deal with or what

(autocorrect tried to change 'double jointed' to soulless, so sad to hear the gingers finally caught up to yall 😔)

pissing off a contortionist on purpose so you can tell them not to get so bent out of shape about it

anyways fuck a sideblog i can be a little candid between horny posts as a treat

kinky gay sex but I just put you into petspace and then sit on my couch scritching your head periodically while reading a book.

Sorry kitten, Mommy can't play with good girls tonight. Dosh Doshington just uploaded another 90 minute factorio video. Fetch, er sorry, go get me a bottle of merlot will you?

i-i... um... >_<

i think i'd like that...

Get you the type of girl that when you ask "what that mouth do", she can send you patch notes

This guy i found on tiktok is just building full on anime girl animatronics in his house this is cool as fuck