Is This The 'how's The Weather Up There' Kind Of Low Hanging Fruit That Double Jointed People Deal With

is this the 'how's the weather up there' kind of low hanging fruit that double jointed people deal with or what

(autocorrect tried to change 'double jointed' to soulless, so sad to hear the gingers finally caught up to yall 😔)

pissing off a contortionist on purpose so you can tell them not to get so bent out of shape about it

pissing off a contortionist on purpose so you can tell them not to get so bent out of shape about it

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

chat how do we feel about robot girls with glasses

it's cheaper to wear lenses than it is to get my optics replaced >_<

i-i... um... >_<

i think i'd like that...

Get you the type of girl that when you ask "what that mouth do", she can send you patch notes

kinky gay sex but I just put you into petspace and then sit on my couch scritching your head periodically while reading a book.