Is This The 'how's The Weather Up There' Kind Of Low Hanging Fruit That Double Jointed People Deal With

is this the 'how's the weather up there' kind of low hanging fruit that double jointed people deal with or what

(autocorrect tried to change 'double jointed' to soulless, so sad to hear the gingers finally caught up to yall 😔)

pissing off a contortionist on purpose so you can tell them not to get so bent out of shape about it

Metal thigh highs

Just saw this comment and can't unsee Kolibris, STARs and STCRs as wearing metal thigh highs now

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

i-i... um... >_<

i think i'd like that...

Get you the type of girl that when you ask "what that mouth do", she can send you patch notes

This guy i found on tiktok is just building full on anime girl animatronics in his house this is cool as fuck

kinky gay sex but I just put you into petspace and then sit on my couch scritching your head periodically while reading a book.