Bobby: So What Do You Guys Have Planned For Valentine's Day?

bobby: so what do you guys have planned for valentine's day?

eddie, staring at buck talking to taylor: murder.

chim: thats the spirit!

btw this is NOT taylor bashing in any way it's just eddie being a jealous bitch. (taylor is talking to buck how he's ridiculously in love with his bsf)

bobby: so what do you guys have planned for valentine's day?

eddie, staring at buck talking to taylor: murder.

chim: thats the spirit!

buck, somehow getting into a fight: lets go, you wanna fight? hit me then!

bobby, standing behind him menacingly, mouthing: dont you dare.

eddie: buck this is ridiculous

buck: how dare you. i cannot believe you would say that to me. and in front of the children too.

eddie: literally what are you talking about christopher is at school.

buck: he's here in spirit! and you know he would be on my side! and now you're blatantly ignoring our oldest son????

ravi: yeah don't blatantly ignore me!

buck: i am disgusted. dismayed. horrified. appalled. ravi give me more adjectives.

ravi: smad.

buck: i am sm-

buck: ravi.

ravi: you put me on the spot!

eddie: i literally just said that you couldn't get a dog for the station without telling bobby first. and you went and brought our children into it. i am absolutely outraged.

buck: i am not loving this turn of events.

buck: sorry i have the bubonic plague i cant hang out tonight

ravi: aw rats

eddie: thats a load of vermin

bobby: alright thats it you've all lost your google privileges

bobby, holding buck up in front of the whole 118 crew: i've only had buck for one day but if anything happened to him i'd kill everyone in this station and then myself.