Parkour Civilization 1 Is About How Capitalism Incentives The People Living Within It To Keep Moving

Parkour Civilization 1 is about how capitalism incentives the people living within it to keep moving up its ranks (even though it’s functionally impossible to do so), believing they’ll be safe if they just get a bit richer, only to be in a situation that’s even more difficult to maintain. How one bad fall can cost you everything, and how it’s much easier for the rich to avoid making that fall.

Parkour Civilization 2 is about getting betrayed by queercoded bitches (you are parkour Jesus Christ).

if everyone drives their car at the same time: the Earth blow up

How'd the muppet photos make you feel, Brother?

As though my skin would crawl off its frame

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