a man of the shrimp
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THINGS 2 DO WHEN U GOT OATS
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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*unprompted, in a defensive tone* my mutuals don't have fluids. they wouldn't secrete anything.
rate my chestnut man
Parkour Civilization 1 is about how capitalism incentives the people living within it to keep moving up its ranks (even though it’s functionally impossible to do so), believing they’ll be safe if they just get a bit richer, only to be in a situation that’s even more difficult to maintain. How one bad fall can cost you everything, and how it’s much easier for the rich to avoid making that fall.
Parkour Civilization 2 is about getting betrayed by queercoded bitches (you are parkour Jesus Christ).
yeah
Shrimp man
“anarchists” on this website: yeah all states are inherently evil and we should abolish them. oh but this one state? no it exists for good western values like freedom and gay rights. no you dont understand. theyre not killing civilians theyre fighting for democracy. yeah they’re minorities :/ so yeah you cant criticize this state. sorry.
My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"
Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:
🫳🪨
🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨
So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.
🫳🪷🪷🪷
How'd the muppet photos make you feel, Brother?
As though my skin would crawl off its frame
this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...
ALWAYES PEOPLE MIX AND CONFUSE WHAT THEY CLAME LOVE WITH LUST THINK PLEASE
bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays
want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE
if everyone drives their car at the same time: the Earth blow up
heh.. well, lets jurst say
i guess we know where milton gets it from.
I don't know what you mean by "it." but I can tell the answer is going to be rude and/or stupid.