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THE CREAKING SKULL

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getting called misandrist and such since this post breached containment and I guess ended up on peoples tumblr 'for you' page. apparently I am very inconsiderate for posting it . well these are my apology costs:

$100 - I make a post apologizing

$500 - I make a video apologizing

$1000 - I make a video apologizing WITH tears

thank you for your time

THATS NOT SPONEGBOB THATS NOT SPONGSBOB

Slang I made up:

Puffin on the loops = Hitting a pen

Getting loose with the gibs = Smoking weed

The constolkest = the best

Getting trickled = Getting very high

Grobble: What you can say if you wake up and someone is attacking you physically

If you use them I do get royalties but you can thank me later

  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

NPD is so fucking exhausting like ok why am I playing 3D chess in this psychiatric assessment... and a better question why is it working..

On the muppet joker-

I’ve seen comments on Reddit saying that now that the lore is unbelievable they don’t enjoy it . And I am not sure if it’s because of strange Aeons new video giving the plot line more of an arc then the post unsorted did. But I love it? It doesn’t have to have plausible deniability. the Milton and Crocker character development? Unparalleled.

referring to all aa rivals exclusively as weirdos from now on

ok so basically if the next minecraft update existed in 2020 ranboo half creaking theory would’ve gone crazy

Is the 'rape terfs', 'kill terfs' thing fucked up and misogynistic regardless of your stance on terfs?

(i am not a terf)

person who doesn't read a lot of philosophy: it will cure your mental illness

person who does read a lot of philosophy: go workout so you don't lose yourself among the signs and symbols

Man can we get pussy to trend or something im tired of this

In my next life I will be reborn as #me irl actually.

Torture the haters to death

this is the quickest i've ever gotten annoyed with the style of writing in a book, i was only on like page 3

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

our motivations are a lot less complex and interesting than you think. everyone isn't secretly a potential master manipulator psychopath.

thats a nice "leftist" post about "anti capitalism". quick question why did you choose a chinese company as the worst example of capitalism you could think of

the wound man is a recognizable figure in popular culture

bouta go FULL BUFFET on the nnoise