*slams Fist On The Table* IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

*slams fist on the table* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

Rub your pretty boy’s bulge. Palm him so good over his pants then reach in but only touch him through his underwear. Start stroking him and teasing the head just like that, watch the wet stains form on his underwear. Such a pretty boy.

RYAN GOSLING SNL Promo (April 10, 2024)

okay but im really in the mood for “we’re both shitty people” plots like consider

you’re my sibling’s new spouse but damn when you kiss me it feels like i’m on fire

hi when i saw you at that bachelor/bachelorettes party i didn’t realize it was thrown for you or maybe i did and we slept together and oh shit you’re getting married in literally two days

my twin is dating you and i might have tricked you into thinking she was me just to get some but now i find out that you knew the whole time

why is this couple vigorously making out in front of us — oh shit did you just throw popcorn at them? and now i’m laughing so i look like the asshole that did it

you were the person my ex cheated on me with so i dumped a drink on you but turns out you didn’t know about me either and i came to apologize

walked in on my roommate and you screwing except i know you from class and i freaked out a little

i was hustling you in pool for money but you were hustling me for free drinks so who’s the real winner here?

i was swerving on the road but i’m not drunk it’s because i thought i saw a squirrel and you’re the cop that pulled me over except damn you’re hot, and you’re making eyes at me too

someone give me one or all of these, we good? we good.

The clippers hummed to life and Jason grinned at the anxiousness that rose off of Peter. Would be kind of funny to leave his brother practically bald, but Jason just didn't have the heart to actively torture Peter like that. "You've got lots of things going for you." Jason stood in front of his brother as the other's hand rest on his hips, the proximity made whatever blood was meant for his head rush further south as he tilted Peter's head up a bit to look at him. Finger lined across Peter's jaw, Jason's calloused thumb brushed the edge of his brother's mouth. "I'll only take a little off, just so it's not gonna get in your eyes, yeah?" Jason leaned in and intentionally pressed against his brother's torso as the clippers made a preliminary pass at Peter's head, the friction between his jeans and his bulging cock against his brother's bare skin felt good - just like Jason remembered.

Peter laughed when the other complimented his ability to pull off different looks. He noticed the man's hand on the small of his back as he stood there shirtless in front of Jason, "I know it's just temporary, but you know how fussy I am about my hair" he explained. Peter closed the space between them as he looked up at Jason, "Guys usually always compliment me on my hair above anything else" he continued before Jason said he would always take care of him. Peter turned to face the other and smiled, "I know. You're the best" his hands found Jason's shoulders as he began to massage them. When the clippers were plugged in Peter shuddered, "How short are you going to cut it?" he asked anxiously, hands now resting on Jason's hips.