mansmasher - Gilfing
mansmasher
Gilfing

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mansmasher
1 year ago

His fucking eyes

mansmasher - Gilfing
mansmasher - Gilfing

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mansmasher
1 year ago

Darth Maul had like, the reverse of a spiritual enlightenment trip. Like instead of going into the woods to find inner peace, he went into the trash compactor to find mental illness. 


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mansmasher
1 year ago
Image 1/5: An illustration of Crowley & Aziraphale from the show Good Omens. Aziraphale is contentedly sitting on a tufted chair: one leg crossed, reading a book, scotch in hand. Crowley looms, looking down at him with INTENT behind his eyes. He’s made quite a dent in his scotch. Aziraphale is completely oblivious.

Caption: I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 2/5: Crowley leans over Aziraphale, his knee on the chair as he sets his scotch aside. Aziraphale looks up and notices him for the first time as he idly turns a page.

Caption: There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 3/5: Crowley is fully straddling Aziraphale in his chair now, calmly taking off his reading glasses and setting aside his book for him. Aziraphale looks up at Crowley, curious, no longer distracted. He goes to set his drink down.

Caption: You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 4/5: Crowley leans in to cup Aziraphale’s face, his thumb between his lips. Aziraphale is flustered, blushed. The scotch is dropped to the floor and long forgotten as he tries to figure out where to put his hands.

Caption: You Fascinate Me (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)
Image 5/5: IN FOR THE KILL. Crowley leans in to kiss Aziraphale, one hand on his cheek while the other grips the back of his neck. Aziraphale sits up, leans forward, and gives himself permission to enjoy this. His hands are still tentative, but he’ll figure it out soon enough.

Caption: …So. (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

mansmasher
1 year ago
Post-Mission Naps. Kurt Is In Charge Of The Music. In Fact Logan Just Sat Down And Nibbed One Headphone

Post-Mission naps. Kurt is in charge of the music. In fact Logan just sat down and nibbed one headphone out of Kurt’s ear and now we have this situation.

mansmasher
1 year ago

This is actually his best appearance, I wish every scene he just stood like this

I HATE WHEN HE DOES THIS. HE LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER

I HATE WHEN HE DOES THIS. HE LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER

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mansmasher
1 year ago

You all better vote for the asthma spider or I’m popping between your eyes

Discuss!

And yes I'm putting Grand Inquisitor under the Gs, he doesn't have a name and he isn't just any ol' inquisitor soo..


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mansmasher
1 year ago
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain

Artwork from Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" exhibit is available at Gallery 1988. Prints from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Friday the 13th, Ghostbusters, Aliens, Predator, and The Terminator are highlighted above.

Below you'll find more art inspired by The Thing, Aliens, Alien vs. Predator, Pacific Rim, Matrix Revolutions, John Wick: Chapter 4, Hellboy, Mandy, and District 9.

Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
Artwork From Dan Mumbord's "Both Sides" Exhibit Is Available At Gallery 1988. Prints From The Texas Chain
mansmasher
1 year ago
Blaidd

blaidd <3 :)

Blaidd

other version


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mansmasher
1 year ago

i personally think the lightsaber maul got from mother talzin after his restoration shouldn't have been an ass pull replica of his old one. like where did she even get that from.

it would have been SO much cooler if he'd clung on to obi-wan's first lightsaber after both he and it fell down that reactor shaft on naboo. the symbolism of it all would be so tasty. he kept that thing for years, he turned it red and corrupted it but it still very much carries a part of obi-wan around. maul claims he left him for dead and his lightsaber echoes that sentiment. and imagine if he kept that thing until obi-wan kills him on tatooine so many decades later. bro i wouldn't have recovered

mansmasher
1 year ago

Projecting myself onto fictional characters but it's just "I think he needs some gay sex"


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mansmasher
1 year ago

9 people you want to know better

Eyy thanks for the tag @obimaulartfire

3 ships: I have an unstable amount of ships but I’m currently reading obimaul, kragdu and logurt stuff

First ever ship: I honestly have no clue, probably something deranged knowing me but the first one I can remember is vandermatthews

Last song: Me and mr wolf by the real Tuesday weld, I love me some funky songs

Last movie: The Great Mouse Detective, I love rodents especially the sophisticated gay rat

Currently reading: uh some random fanfics I don’t really read actual books and if I do it takes me like 3 years to finish a book with 200 pages (yet a fanfic of 100k words I finish in a day)

Currently watching: Hellboy, I’ve watched these movies like 500 times now

Currently consuming: air

Currently craving: coffee

People to tag: yeah I don’t really have mutuals since I usually just creature around on tumblr and don’t interact with stuff so the 9 people I wanna get to know better is the void

9 people you want to know better

Thank you @dukeoftheblackstar for the tag <3

3 Ships: PloWolffe (Ploffe), IceMav, CodyWan

First ever Ship: my OC with Urahara X'D

Last Song: K.Flay - Giver

Last Movie: The Hitman's Bodyguard

Currently Reading: Star Wars Complete Vehicles - I'm staring at the diagrams with my eyes all huge

Currently Watching: Ahsoka - I am not caught up aaaaaa

Currently Consuming: uhh it's late so water ahhahaa

Currently Craving: lamb dum briyani... im salivating typing this...

People to tag (no pressure!): @abliafina-18782 @itshoneywhatever @sweetlittleladybug @acruelerdonut @eclairfair98 @consultingunicorn22 @blazingstar29 @malewifebillcage @k9effect

mansmasher
1 year ago

I'm crying baby maul is so JSUXHEHJEHW cute

He Doesnt Want The Shoes, Lady!
He Doesnt Want The Shoes, Lady!
He Doesnt Want The Shoes, Lady!
He Doesnt Want The Shoes, Lady!

He doesn’t want the shoes, lady!

Meet my first ever Star Wars oc: Crèche Maste Ta’ali! I fell in love with her while drawing, and I couldn’t possibly just recluse her to only a minicomic, so now she is an actual character!


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mansmasher
1 year ago

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mansmasher
1 year ago
Hellboy: The Midnight Circus By Duncan Fegredo
Hellboy: The Midnight Circus By Duncan Fegredo

Hellboy: The Midnight Circus by Duncan Fegredo


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mansmasher
1 year ago

Maul


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mansmasher
1 year ago

Shooting with something other than a Jakobs gun feels like a crime I am for once not willing to commit

BOOM! RANDOM BORDERLANDS POLL!!

Lore-wise, Gameplay-wise, "Would I work for them?"-wise, whatever-wise! Vote for what you believe is the best brand in the Borderlands series!

Reblogs are appreciated!


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mansmasher
2 years ago
mansmasher
2 years ago
Pickles Adventure

Pickles adventure

mansmasher
2 years ago
Mauls Prosthetic Ass Is A Thought That I've Had For So Long And This Post Was A Perfect Opportunity For

Mauls prosthetic ass is a thought that I've had for so long and this post was a perfect opportunity for me to share the thought

So sad that Maul doesn't have an ass. send tweet


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mansmasher
2 years ago

So sad that Maul doesn't have an ass. send tweet


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mansmasher
2 years ago
Neck.

Neck.

Yeah that’s all the leftover braincells are saying


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mansmasher
2 years ago
The Hot New Trend Is "guard Posting"
The Hot New Trend Is "guard Posting"
The Hot New Trend Is "guard Posting"
The Hot New Trend Is "guard Posting"

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

mansmasher
2 years ago
Never Getting Over How Genuinely Distressed Tai Lung Looks When Po Does His Shuffling Trick. Mid Fight

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

mansmasher
2 years ago

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.