Need Someone With The Same Sleep Schedule As Me (virtually Non-existent) So I Can Yap At Them At All

Need someone with the same sleep schedule as me (virtually non-existent) so I can yap at them at all hours of the night and they yap back

So, without giving away any incredibly personal information, I work at a pet store, and there's this really really really cool collar that we sell that I really like, and I blush every time I see it because I want it so badly but have yet to work up the nerve to buy it. Like, no one would question it, I have a dog, my family has dogs, no one but *me* knows that I would be the one wearing it. But it still makes me face flush all red when I imagine buying it, knowing full well the only puppy that'd be wearing it is me

I was veeeeerrrrryy close to buying it today, verrrrry verrrry close.

Thinking about how I'm definitely due for a haircut right now but also that my hair is at a really really good length for someone to pull it

The idea of someone pulling my hair to get me to look at them, or to shove my face somewhere, yes please!

Being dragged around on a leash would fix me I think

Like just imagining someone with a hold on my leash, yes please, just lead me where you want me and I'll follow along blindly because I want to be a good boy so bad

Okay but so like, you know how if you have a dog that jumps, you get a front clip harness so you can step on the leash and prevent them from jumping?

I want that but someone steps on the leash to keep my head down so I can't pull away from their cock/strap, they yank the leash further to shove it deeper in my throat

Need someone who can give gentle kisses to all my healed scars in one breath and then make some new ones to kiss later in the next

(Yes this is a knife/weapon kink post)