Ph My God Please Give Me Crypto X Rev Content (either Sfw Or Nsfw) Ive Been. Going Insane

ph my god please give me crypto x rev content (either sfw or nsfw) ive been. going insane

Since you didn't specify, I decided to do a short one-shot thing instead of just headcannons because I crave coherent thoughts :)

⚠️ Spoiler warning ⚠️

This is gonna include a little bit of the revenant reborn stuff, not really the lore it just is based off the end of the second lore video.

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TW: very nsfw, choking, breathplay, aftercare if you squint, almost no communication

    Crypto bade the others farewell after their talk and sat back down at his desk, minimizing windows and tabs that had to do with the whole Eduardo stuff. He lingered on one though, something about the workings of Revenants many bodies, and sighed. He couldn't quite figure it out, the way that they could transfer his whole consciousness over between metal frames in a matter of minutes everytime he died. Crypto figured he would get the answer soon enough, he just had to get Revenant back under his questioning.

    Before he could dwell on it any further, a noise from his left drew his attention and he turned just in time to get a glimpse of shiny red metal before a cold hard hand wrapped around his throat. Crypto was lifted out of his seat and he opened his eyes to meet glowing red ones. Crypto struggled weakly, the grip on his neck uncomfortable, but all that did was make Revenant chuckle and squeeze slightly.

    "Miss me?" Even though his face and body had changed drastically, Revenant's voice was the same as ever, and it caused a shiver to run down Crypto's spine.

    But he wasn't afraid. In fact, he seemed to relax after hearing that voice.

    "You wish." His voice came out raspy and strangled, restricted by the metal fingers putting pressure on his windpipe. "Now put me down."

    Revenant complied and lowered Crypto slowly until his feet touched the ground and he slumped back into his office chair. Crypto put a hand to his neck and rubbed, coughing a bit.

    "Even though you got a new look, you still listen to me." He smirked slightly. "Good to know they didn't take what little human emotion you have left."

    "I can still kill you, you know. It would be even easier than before." Revenant reached a hand out, dragging his razor sharp 'nails' along Crypto's jaw. Crypto scoffed and batted it away, turning back to his computer.

    "We both know you won't." Crypto smiled as he heard Revenant scoff, but the simulcran didn't deny it. "You came at the perfect time," He changed the topic. "I've got some questions for you."

    Revenant had moved, standing behind the other with his hands resting on the back of the chair and occasionally grazing the skin of Crypto's nape.

    "What? More information for you to tell your little friends? Might as well just tell them everything." Even as a monotone robot, Crypto could hear the sarcasm in his voice. But he ignored it.

    "No, just something to satisfy my own human curiosities." He set the tab he had open before to full screen, and let Revenant read his notes over his shoulder.

    It was almost embarrassing, admitting that he had been studying the robot. Writing down stuff as simple as the type of joints that were used on his fingers or the way the fabric accessories on his old body were attached to the metal. He wasn't an engineer, and this type of stuff didn't interest him often, but when Crypto looked at Revenant he couldn't help but let his gaze linger on small things.

    "Hell if I know!" Revenant's booming voice made Crypto jump slightly in his seat before he refocused on the task in front of him.

    "All I know is one second my consciousness fades and the next I'm waking up in the same damn facility. I don't have any more to tell you."

    There was a tense silence for a while, Crypto thinking about possible answers and Revenant now pacing the room in his frustration. Crypto could imagine how much the constant toying with Revenant's consciousness could build up some anger, and he often helped the other in these times to let out some of those emotions without going on a killing spree.

    "Tae Joon."

    Crypto turned, surprised at the robot using his real name. He rarely used it, said it was too intimate.

    "I need someone to take my frustration out on."

    Yep, there it was. Crypto sighed and stood up, walking into his bedroom like he did everytime Revenant came over. He didn't even have to tell the simulcran to follow, he knew their routine.

    "Go ahead." Crypto laid on the bed, taking his jacket off so it didn't get wrinkled. As shameful as this 'guilty pleasure' was, he still had some dignity and wanted to keep himself tidy.

    Revenant took his time approaching the other, almost like he was stalking prey. He hummed in approval as Crypto brought his hands up to rest them on the pillow above his head, surrendering himself. And as Revenant dragged one finger from his ankle up and stopped at his thigh, Crypto shivered. His breath hitched and he closed his eyes, waiting for the pain to come like it always did.

    He was being unusually slow, and Crypto opened his eyes again to look at him questioningly. He quickly shut them again as a metal hand wrapped around his throat again, sharp fingers digging into his skin but not puncturing it yet. He tensed, but that only made Revenant squeeze harder.

    Eventually, Crypto was able to remind himself that Revenant wouldn't kill him and he relaxed into the mattress, letting Revenant cut off his oxygen for 10 seconds, and then let him breath again for 10 seconds.

    He hated how it excited him. Crypto's legs twitched slightly every time his breath was cut off, and he whined quietly. It wasn't enough for Revenant though, so he trailed his other hand up Crypto's leg and traced shapes along his upper thigh. He wanted to torture him, bring him all the way to the edge, push his boundaries, and then leave him a mess.

    Crypto was expecting pain, and he was surprised when he felt the hand settle on his crotch and palm him gently. He gasped and his eyes shot open, grabbing at the hand around his neck and muttering swear words.

    "Revenant, this-"

    "Do you want me to stop?" It seemed like his voice was softer somehow, even though it was as monotone as ever. He was being genuine. Like maybe he cared.

    Crypto was quiet for a moment, thinking.

    "No." He said, looking away and letting go of Revenants arm to put his hands back above his head. Submission. It made Revenant feel even more want to ruin him. So he put more pressure, on both his neck and his half-hard length.

    Revenant didn't want to hurt the other, at least not too badly, so he kept Crypto's clothes on. He just let his hand wander all over his clothed body before continuing to palm him through his pants. Crypto could feel as all the air left his lungs, and his eyes rolled back, bucking his hips into the metal hand.

    Every time Revenant released his grip on the others neck, Crypto would gasp and moan, the feeling of getting so close to unconsciousness and then being brought right back was thrilling and he couldn't help but whimper as Revenant started to tightness his hold again.

    Before he knew it, he was arching his back and cumming in his pants, mouth open in a silent yell as his voice was trapped behind a hand around his throat. And Revenant loved this reaction so much, he made Crytpo cum 4 more times before he stopped palming him. He tried to be as gentle as he could as he rubbed the others' chests while he caught his breath.

    Crypto was a wreck, tears running down his cheeks, a wet spot on the front of his pants, and bruising starting to form around his neck.

    Once he knew Crytpo was stable, Revenant stood up and left, like he always did. Part of Crypto hoped that he would stay this time, but he knew that wasn't how he worked.

    A routine of mutual satisfaction, that's all they would admit it to be.

Hi honey, could I ask for some Loba × Bloodhound hcs? Nsfw and sfw is fine, I don't really mind whatever you decide darling, you know I just love your writing and I'm gay as hell <3

I love you my dear, take your time on this if you need to <3

Everyone say hi to my girlfriend <3

Anyways, yas Lobahound

This one might be slightly shorter cuz I don't think about them as much but I still love them

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《SFW》

• HAAAAIIIIRRR BRAIIDIIINNNGGGG

• Loba's like "Sit down. Your hair is a mess, love."

• Before they started dating Bloodhound's hair was very much not taken care of, and then they let their hair down in front of Loba for the first time and Loba was like "...no offense, you're beautiful but you're letting me fix all of this."

• Bloodhounds shower products went from basic shampoo and conditioner to a whole cabinet of curly hair products and skincare

• Loba finds Hound so fucking beautiful, but instead of showing it in a way of worshipping their natural beauty, she tries to find ways to make them more confident in their looks

• She takes care of them physically

• Everyone's like "why does Bloodhound smell like lavender and citrus?"

• Loba is just there all smug because she forced them to start using scented bodywash

• They are just the best power couple

• They know they're the shit

• Again, Hound is the scary dog of the relationship

《NSFW》

• Loba tops

• Hound is a power bottom though

• They're very touchy, always having a hand on Loba's thighs or hips or chest, anything they can hold

• Pet play, Loba loves knowing that she can easily get Bloodhound to kneel for her, and she loves putting them on a leash

• Loba would absolutely take pictures of Bloodhound all fucked out if they let her

• She would show people pictures of her "dog" and say things like "aren't they so cute? such a good dog"

• Let's them top occasionally, making them ride her strap

I have no more ideas fhdhfjaj sorry

hiii i don't mean to bother u and take ur time on this!! is there a chance u could do some astrowitch headcanons? (nsfw and sfw)

if not no worries, wish u well <333

OF COURSE!!! It's one of my favorite Apex ships honestly. I'm a bit sleep deprived so apologies if it's not very good.

《SFW》

• Horizon made the first move I bet, and it was probably some comment about how ethereal Catalyst is

• From then on it's just been flirting back and forth, literally everyone thinks they're already dating but neither has made it official

• Horizon frequently comes over for tea and to indulge in Catalyst's tarot readings, and one day Catalyst decides to ask why Horizon always tells her she's beautiful

• Horizon just responds with "because you are beautiful, darlin'. I'm just telling you the truth, I find you the most captivating thing in this universe."

• They started real dating that day

• Their love languages are probably quality time and words of affirmation

• Catalyst acts very confident and she is but sometimes she just needs Horizon to tell her about how she's prettier than any star in the universe

• Horizon just loves being in the same room as Catalyst, no matter what they're doing. They could be sitting and doing their own things but as long as they're in each other's presence she's happy

• Catalyst practices doing readings for Horizon, palm readings, tea leaf readings, tarot readings, all of it

• Horizon teaches Catalyst how to map out the stars and planets to help with any astrological witchcraft she may be doing

• Late nights looking at the stars

• Hot baths surrounded by candles

《NSFW》

• Horizon is definitely in control, whether she's on the bottom or the top

• The mommy kink is strong in this one, and Horizon calls Catalyst darling, dear, my sweet, etc.

• I feel like they really enjoy foreplay, maybe even more than the penetration part of sex

• Horizon love love looooves playing with Catalyst, sucking her off, jerking her off, edging her, alllll of it

• Loves to get Catalyst all desperate before she rides her till she sees stars

• OH MY GOD CATALYST DEFINITELY HAS NIPPLE PIERCINGS AND PROBABLY A PRINCE ALBERTS PIERCING OR SMTH LIKE THAT

• Horizon plays with them, and it gets Catalyst to melt immediately

• Anyways foreplay, Horizon always gently coaxes Catalyst and guides her when Catalyst fingers/eats her out

• Catalyst is always ready to service her lover, takes pride in being the one to make Mary cum

• I feel like they aren't very kinky, they just like being intimate and giving each other pleasure

• They're just tired and trying to be sweet man let them have soft sex and then kiss in the moonlight

It's not great but I did this during math class and I did not sleep last night hdhdhsjsj

Thank you!

its me again . asking for cryprev content, loved your writing, could you make some cryprev hcs? either sfw, angsty, nsfw, etc. anythingr is okay :)

Sure! Thank you for your requests!

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《SFW》

• They really enjoy just being in eachothers presence

• There isn't much talking between them, I can only really see their relationship as a mutual benefits thing and not out of love

• They know they probably aren't going to spend their whole lives together given their job and Revenants situation, so they'd rather spend their time in silence than talking or arguing about meaningless things

• They both have important life goals that don't relate with eachothers, Rev wanting to die and Crypto wanting to find his sister

• If it comes to it, they've already accepted the fact they will have to separate to obtain their personal goals

• But in the meantime they just let themselves exist together, without all the hate and pressure from everyone

• Revenant is like a shadow, always just vibing behind Crypto while he's cooking, coding, whatever

• Crypto likes feelings less lonely, but without the constant annoyance of a human ruining his work

• As I said before, mutually beneficial

• Revenant gets info on things through Crypto's coding, Crypto gets info on stuff through Rev's knowledge of the syndicate

• Crypto also doesn't judge Rev for doing what he needs to do, since Crypto is also a criminal on the run he can empathize with Rev's motives (as much as he can empathize with a murder robot)

• Overall they're just vibing and enjoying quality time in eachothers presence

《NSFW》

• Revenant is into some kinky shit, as a robot who's existed for that long he's gotta get funky with it or else it'll just be boring

• Crypto's a little disappointed with some of the stuff Rev suggests sometimes, but he always let's him try it

• "You wanna do what? For fucks sake- Yknow what go ahead. I don't have the energy to care anymore."

• Rev tops, I'm sorry but I cant see that man gaining any satisfaction from bottoming

• He's a robot, he can't feel any of the pleasure, he'd much rather just get satisfaction from ruining Crypto

• Similar to the satisfaction of killing someone, he enjoys inflicting pain on and overstimulating the other

• Definitely into some breathplay/choking shit

• Toying with others lives is his thing yknow

• Crypto enjoys the sensations, definitely likes kinky shit for the extreme sensations

• Doesn't like being completely tied down and unable to move, but he'll accept handcuffs or a hand around his throat

• Sometimes Rev won't even grant Crypto the satisfaction of an orgasm, just toying with him and then leaving him there to take care of himself

• Their aftercare is hot baths while Rev stands in the corner cuz he'd rather not get wet djdjsjka

• Rev just sits there like "are you okay? you better be okay"

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What's with me and writing these in math class

I'm just thinkin about the different legends finding out that you are into a lil bit of pain during ✨️sexy time✨️

This is only the base game characters (minus pathfinder) but please comment if you want me to do a part 2, I probably will anyways but the encouragement is always nice :)

The first couple are very harsh so be warned

CONTAINS: blood, gore, spanking, slapping, face-fucking, degrading, not enough prep, but also a very good amount of prep

• Bloodhound

They'd be into it, they'd do almost anything to please their partner. It probably comes out during a match where you're against eachother. As you're downed in a corner with them holding their ravens bite axe to your throat to finish you, a moan manages to slip past your lips as the blade digs into your skin. Bloodhound tilts their head, silently questioning you, and as your face goes red with embarrassment they lean in, pressing the blade harder.

"You love it when I hurt you. Don't you, elskan?"

Your brain is so foggy from blood loss that you can't answer other than weak groans and whimpers. Finally, they drag the blade against your neck harshly, and you die choking on your own blood. As shameful as it is, you can't help that your pants are damp with your own slick. They will get into spanking, maybe even using a paddle, and choking using hands, their dick/strap, or by pressing the handle of their axe against your throat.

• Bangalore

You can't tell me this woman isn't into face-fucking you on her cock, whether it's real or a strap. And as she pulls you off her dick, spit and tears running down your face, she asks you how much you love taking her like this. With your sore used throat all you can do is rasp out a "I love it so much ma'am" before she's shoving you back down on her. You love that way she hits the back of your throat with every thrust, and by the time she's done using your throat you're shaky and coughing from gagging so much. All she does is hold your head up by your jaw and spit in your face.

"Pathetic little slut. You want me to hurt you, don't you?"

As you nod your head desperately, she laughs before letting go of your face and slapping you. Hard. You swear you could've cum right then and there, untouched. She's definitely into spanking, slapping, grabbing you, and using you so roughly it hurts. The punishment this woman gives is harsh, but the aftercare is good.

• Wraith

I feel like she's a softer lover, but when you quietly ask her to spank you when she's fucking into you from behind, she can't deny her lover. As her hand claps against your ass and you moan out, tightening around her, how can she not admit it's one of the hottest things she's seen. She does it again, surprising you and as you yell out a smirk grows on her face.

"You really like that, doll? Wow, what a whore you are."

You squirm under her, desperately fucking yourself back on her cock as she continues to give you sharp spanks on your ass. She becomes infatuated with the way the flesh on your ass ripples with every hit, and how your skin becomes increasingly more red and sensitive. She's not too rough, but she will spank you till you can't sit down without being in pain because she loves the way it looks.

• Lifeline

When you sit her down and tell her about being a masochist, you thought at first that she was upset with you with how silent she was. She's a very protective and caring lover, so she doesn't necessarily want to hurt you during sex, but she has ideas. Next time you're getting spicy, she gently lays you down on the bed and positions herself at your hole. As you stumble over your words trying to remind her that she hasn't prepped you yet, she just rubs your thighs and smiles warmly.

"Oh I know. Ya said you wanted a bit o' pain, didn't ya, baby?"

And even though it's not what you were expecting when you asked for pain, the sting of her stretching you out on her dick still makes your eyes roll back and your hands grasp at her desperately. She coos at you as you've lost your ability to speak, petting your hair as she starts to thrust without giving you time to adjust. She may not want to leave marks on your skin, but she'll bruise your insides and make your hole burn with the stretch, maybe even buy bigger toys on purpose just to stretch you with them.

• Gibraltar

This man is HUNG, no one can fight me on this cuz I will win. This one's similar to Lifeline but I believe he doesn't want to purposefully hurt his lover. You tell him about your fantasies of being manhandled and railed to the point of bruises and he just laughs.

"I don't already stretch you enough?"

Even after finding out, he never skips foreplay and prep. You can whine all you want about how you need him to just fuck you and the sting will add to the pleasure but he will not stop until you're loose and a lot of lube is used. The closest you're getting to this man intentionally hurting you is the death grip he has on your hips and thighs while he fucks you, cuz god damn look at those hands. He tries his best to control himself and not hurt you too bad though.

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Thank you for reading! Please tell me if you want more, and requests are always welcome!

could you do octane and crytpo sfw and nsfw headcanons? kind of an enemies to friends/fuckbuddies to lovers kind of deal? specifically with trans octane? its cool if not haha thank you

I've gotchu buddy

Also small note, everyone's requests (and by that I mean the 3 that I've gotten so far) have made me really happy! I love writing and I love apex and i love attention yknow dhdbsnja. So please keep sending requests!

Heads up, this one is pretty long cuz I got really into it

《SFW》

• At first, Octane found Crypto to be terribly boring, and would constantly nag him to just do something fun for once in his life

• Crypto thought Octane was annoying obviously, and a few times even purposefully sought him out in the games just to get the satisfaction of killing the lil' shit

• This goes on for a while, until one day Octane wasn't there to annoy Crytpo. He was probably off drinking at Mirage's bar or doing god knows what and Crypto just feels like something is missing

• He obviously can't be missing the annoying fucker right? All he's done is piss him off, yet when he finally has his own room to himself and he can just sit at his desk in silence, Crypto feels lost

• He would never admit it, but he realized that day that he actually enjoys the others company. It gives him the social interaction that he's been missing, and even though it pisses him off it's worse without it

• Crypto starts to agree to some of Octanes crazy shenanigans, being his lookout if he's pranking other legends and stuff like that

• Octane is over the moon, hanging out with the other pretty much 24/7

• After their first time hooking up (which I'll write in the nsfw stuff), things were a little different, but still moving slowly

• Octane nags Crypto less, but obviously still does

• Crypto starts to realize that he actually cares for Octane

• It takes a long time but eventually they start dating

• Octane probably asks Crypto out first, and it probably takes a while for him to convince the other than he actually will take it slow and not rush things

• They're not very affectionate in public, knowing glances and soft touches but nothing more

• In private they're practically attached to each other, Octane sits in Cryptos lap while he codes at his desk and hugs him from behind while he's cooking

• They move slowly, but they work. Probably the only time that Octane is slow pffff

《NSFW》

• The first time they get together was probably due to Crypto being angry at Octane, hate sex mmmmm

• Octane does something reckless that goes too far and Crypto confronts him about how dumb he is sometimes

• "Sometimes I want to just pin you down so you can't piss me off, teach you a lesson."

• And that he does, Octane still won't admit he was wrong and Crypto probably drags him into his room and pins him to the wall, taking him right then and there

• It's consensual don't worry, but Crypto probably prefers to read the others body language and expression other than bluntly asking

• All the frustration turns into need the second that Octane whines at his aggressiveness

• It's not soft or affectionate, just all the built up emotion coming out in the form of rough sex against the door

• Crypto is surprised at Octane being trans, but doesn't do anything about it other than raise his eyebrows is shock and then move on

• He holds Octanes thighs against the door to keep him up and eats him out, Octane is desperately grasping at the others hair with one hand and covering his mouth with the other to keep quiet

• Probably makes him cum a couple times before even moving to the bed

• Tells Octane that he won't fuck him until he apologizes and begs for forgiveness

• When Crypto finally let's up, he carries Octane to the bedroom and manipulates him into doggy, pushing his face into the pillows while he pushes inside, making Octane groan

• The heat and feel of Octane around him seems to relieve all of Cryptos stress

• It's messy and rough, but it's all running off of adrenaline and the heat of the moment

• Crypto cums all over Octanes lower back and then he finally let's go, silently getting up to get a towel and wipe the other off

• They don't talk about it for a while, both still shocked at what happened

• After that they fuck casually every once in a while, but still deny their feelings for each other for a long time before they start dating

• Crypto is softer after the first time, but hate sex is something that still happens often, even when dating

• Octane is an annoying little shit alright, sometimes you gotta out him in his place

Thank you for reading!