I'm Just Thinkin About The Different Legends Finding Out That You Are Into A Lil Bit Of Pain During Sexy

I'm just thinkin about the different legends finding out that you are into a lil bit of pain during ✨️sexy time✨️

This is only the base game characters (minus pathfinder) but please comment if you want me to do a part 2, I probably will anyways but the encouragement is always nice :)

The first couple are very harsh so be warned

CONTAINS: blood, gore, spanking, slapping, face-fucking, degrading, not enough prep, but also a very good amount of prep

• Bloodhound

They'd be into it, they'd do almost anything to please their partner. It probably comes out during a match where you're against eachother. As you're downed in a corner with them holding their ravens bite axe to your throat to finish you, a moan manages to slip past your lips as the blade digs into your skin. Bloodhound tilts their head, silently questioning you, and as your face goes red with embarrassment they lean in, pressing the blade harder.

"You love it when I hurt you. Don't you, elskan?"

Your brain is so foggy from blood loss that you can't answer other than weak groans and whimpers. Finally, they drag the blade against your neck harshly, and you die choking on your own blood. As shameful as it is, you can't help that your pants are damp with your own slick. They will get into spanking, maybe even using a paddle, and choking using hands, their dick/strap, or by pressing the handle of their axe against your throat.

• Bangalore

You can't tell me this woman isn't into face-fucking you on her cock, whether it's real or a strap. And as she pulls you off her dick, spit and tears running down your face, she asks you how much you love taking her like this. With your sore used throat all you can do is rasp out a "I love it so much ma'am" before she's shoving you back down on her. You love that way she hits the back of your throat with every thrust, and by the time she's done using your throat you're shaky and coughing from gagging so much. All she does is hold your head up by your jaw and spit in your face.

"Pathetic little slut. You want me to hurt you, don't you?"

As you nod your head desperately, she laughs before letting go of your face and slapping you. Hard. You swear you could've cum right then and there, untouched. She's definitely into spanking, slapping, grabbing you, and using you so roughly it hurts. The punishment this woman gives is harsh, but the aftercare is good.

• Wraith

I feel like she's a softer lover, but when you quietly ask her to spank you when she's fucking into you from behind, she can't deny her lover. As her hand claps against your ass and you moan out, tightening around her, how can she not admit it's one of the hottest things she's seen. She does it again, surprising you and as you yell out a smirk grows on her face.

"You really like that, doll? Wow, what a whore you are."

You squirm under her, desperately fucking yourself back on her cock as she continues to give you sharp spanks on your ass. She becomes infatuated with the way the flesh on your ass ripples with every hit, and how your skin becomes increasingly more red and sensitive. She's not too rough, but she will spank you till you can't sit down without being in pain because she loves the way it looks.

• Lifeline

When you sit her down and tell her about being a masochist, you thought at first that she was upset with you with how silent she was. She's a very protective and caring lover, so she doesn't necessarily want to hurt you during sex, but she has ideas. Next time you're getting spicy, she gently lays you down on the bed and positions herself at your hole. As you stumble over your words trying to remind her that she hasn't prepped you yet, she just rubs your thighs and smiles warmly.

"Oh I know. Ya said you wanted a bit o' pain, didn't ya, baby?"

And even though it's not what you were expecting when you asked for pain, the sting of her stretching you out on her dick still makes your eyes roll back and your hands grasp at her desperately. She coos at you as you've lost your ability to speak, petting your hair as she starts to thrust without giving you time to adjust. She may not want to leave marks on your skin, but she'll bruise your insides and make your hole burn with the stretch, maybe even buy bigger toys on purpose just to stretch you with them.

• Gibraltar

This man is HUNG, no one can fight me on this cuz I will win. This one's similar to Lifeline but I believe he doesn't want to purposefully hurt his lover. You tell him about your fantasies of being manhandled and railed to the point of bruises and he just laughs.

"I don't already stretch you enough?"

Even after finding out, he never skips foreplay and prep. You can whine all you want about how you need him to just fuck you and the sting will add to the pleasure but he will not stop until you're loose and a lot of lube is used. The closest you're getting to this man intentionally hurting you is the death grip he has on your hips and thighs while he fucks you, cuz god damn look at those hands. He tries his best to control himself and not hurt you too bad though.

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Thank you for reading! Please tell me if you want more, and requests are always welcome!

Cw‼️// Bodily fluids / Cat being sick / Cat has really bad health problems idk what, Cancer??? / Cat maybe having to be put down???

CAN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT VETERINARY SERVICES/TAKING CARE OF SICK CATS HELP?

This is embarrassing that I'm asking Tumblr and putting this online but Google isn't helping and I don't have money or transportation to go see the vet rn. So I'm asking Veterinarian Tumblr if that's a thing?? Someone please help.

Ok so my cat Belle is 14 year old, she's also very much obese but a lot of old cats are fat like that so that hasn't been a big concern, she keeps pissing on my bed and I don't understand why. I can't take her to a vet myself cause I don't own a car and I live in the country, I have to try and get my dad to but he won't cause he "doesn't have time". It's stupid and I'm trying.

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Anyway my cat has multiple problems, she's got purple lumps on all her nipples. I'm not talking small lumps either, it's like a couple of golf balls, she's had these for years but it has never caused her pain, we honestly just thought for a while it was cause she's fat but now we're starting to realize it's not.

On top of all that, she's so big she cannot properly clean herself, we have tried getting her to lose weight but nothing works, now with these lumps adding to it she has problems cleaning herself so every now and then we have to go in and clean her ourselves.

Anyway, at the moment I just want to know why the fuck she's pissing on my bed and the couches all the time. Why is she doing this? I don't understand. That's like a conscious choice she is making to get up and go piss on our furniture instead of her litter box. I've had to clean my bed and remake it three times within the past four days. And for the couch? We have done all we can to clean it and every time we do she just goes and does it again, we don't understand why.

Is it out of spite? Its not cause she can't control it, she's not having bladder leaks. She's consciously doing this. Why???

Honestly I think she's sick and dying so if she is, should we just take her to the vet and get her put down? She's not in any visible physical pain as far as I'm aware. I don't know for certain though.

Someone please help me if you can, DM me if needed

thanks for the cryptane they are my LIFEBLOOD

I mean understandable, we love them 😋✌️

Thinking about this but it's Bloodhound and Loba 😩

ph my god please give me crypto x rev content (either sfw or nsfw) ive been. going insane

Since you didn't specify, I decided to do a short one-shot thing instead of just headcannons because I crave coherent thoughts :)

⚠️ Spoiler warning ⚠️

This is gonna include a little bit of the revenant reborn stuff, not really the lore it just is based off the end of the second lore video.

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TW: very nsfw, choking, breathplay, aftercare if you squint, almost no communication

    Crypto bade the others farewell after their talk and sat back down at his desk, minimizing windows and tabs that had to do with the whole Eduardo stuff. He lingered on one though, something about the workings of Revenants many bodies, and sighed. He couldn't quite figure it out, the way that they could transfer his whole consciousness over between metal frames in a matter of minutes everytime he died. Crypto figured he would get the answer soon enough, he just had to get Revenant back under his questioning.

    Before he could dwell on it any further, a noise from his left drew his attention and he turned just in time to get a glimpse of shiny red metal before a cold hard hand wrapped around his throat. Crypto was lifted out of his seat and he opened his eyes to meet glowing red ones. Crypto struggled weakly, the grip on his neck uncomfortable, but all that did was make Revenant chuckle and squeeze slightly.

    "Miss me?" Even though his face and body had changed drastically, Revenant's voice was the same as ever, and it caused a shiver to run down Crypto's spine.

    But he wasn't afraid. In fact, he seemed to relax after hearing that voice.

    "You wish." His voice came out raspy and strangled, restricted by the metal fingers putting pressure on his windpipe. "Now put me down."

    Revenant complied and lowered Crypto slowly until his feet touched the ground and he slumped back into his office chair. Crypto put a hand to his neck and rubbed, coughing a bit.

    "Even though you got a new look, you still listen to me." He smirked slightly. "Good to know they didn't take what little human emotion you have left."

    "I can still kill you, you know. It would be even easier than before." Revenant reached a hand out, dragging his razor sharp 'nails' along Crypto's jaw. Crypto scoffed and batted it away, turning back to his computer.

    "We both know you won't." Crypto smiled as he heard Revenant scoff, but the simulcran didn't deny it. "You came at the perfect time," He changed the topic. "I've got some questions for you."

    Revenant had moved, standing behind the other with his hands resting on the back of the chair and occasionally grazing the skin of Crypto's nape.

    "What? More information for you to tell your little friends? Might as well just tell them everything." Even as a monotone robot, Crypto could hear the sarcasm in his voice. But he ignored it.

    "No, just something to satisfy my own human curiosities." He set the tab he had open before to full screen, and let Revenant read his notes over his shoulder.

    It was almost embarrassing, admitting that he had been studying the robot. Writing down stuff as simple as the type of joints that were used on his fingers or the way the fabric accessories on his old body were attached to the metal. He wasn't an engineer, and this type of stuff didn't interest him often, but when Crypto looked at Revenant he couldn't help but let his gaze linger on small things.

    "Hell if I know!" Revenant's booming voice made Crypto jump slightly in his seat before he refocused on the task in front of him.

    "All I know is one second my consciousness fades and the next I'm waking up in the same damn facility. I don't have any more to tell you."

    There was a tense silence for a while, Crypto thinking about possible answers and Revenant now pacing the room in his frustration. Crypto could imagine how much the constant toying with Revenant's consciousness could build up some anger, and he often helped the other in these times to let out some of those emotions without going on a killing spree.

    "Tae Joon."

    Crypto turned, surprised at the robot using his real name. He rarely used it, said it was too intimate.

    "I need someone to take my frustration out on."

    Yep, there it was. Crypto sighed and stood up, walking into his bedroom like he did everytime Revenant came over. He didn't even have to tell the simulcran to follow, he knew their routine.

    "Go ahead." Crypto laid on the bed, taking his jacket off so it didn't get wrinkled. As shameful as this 'guilty pleasure' was, he still had some dignity and wanted to keep himself tidy.

    Revenant took his time approaching the other, almost like he was stalking prey. He hummed in approval as Crypto brought his hands up to rest them on the pillow above his head, surrendering himself. And as Revenant dragged one finger from his ankle up and stopped at his thigh, Crypto shivered. His breath hitched and he closed his eyes, waiting for the pain to come like it always did.

    He was being unusually slow, and Crypto opened his eyes again to look at him questioningly. He quickly shut them again as a metal hand wrapped around his throat again, sharp fingers digging into his skin but not puncturing it yet. He tensed, but that only made Revenant squeeze harder.

    Eventually, Crypto was able to remind himself that Revenant wouldn't kill him and he relaxed into the mattress, letting Revenant cut off his oxygen for 10 seconds, and then let him breath again for 10 seconds.

    He hated how it excited him. Crypto's legs twitched slightly every time his breath was cut off, and he whined quietly. It wasn't enough for Revenant though, so he trailed his other hand up Crypto's leg and traced shapes along his upper thigh. He wanted to torture him, bring him all the way to the edge, push his boundaries, and then leave him a mess.

    Crypto was expecting pain, and he was surprised when he felt the hand settle on his crotch and palm him gently. He gasped and his eyes shot open, grabbing at the hand around his neck and muttering swear words.

    "Revenant, this-"

    "Do you want me to stop?" It seemed like his voice was softer somehow, even though it was as monotone as ever. He was being genuine. Like maybe he cared.

    Crypto was quiet for a moment, thinking.

    "No." He said, looking away and letting go of Revenants arm to put his hands back above his head. Submission. It made Revenant feel even more want to ruin him. So he put more pressure, on both his neck and his half-hard length.

    Revenant didn't want to hurt the other, at least not too badly, so he kept Crypto's clothes on. He just let his hand wander all over his clothed body before continuing to palm him through his pants. Crypto could feel as all the air left his lungs, and his eyes rolled back, bucking his hips into the metal hand.

    Every time Revenant released his grip on the others neck, Crypto would gasp and moan, the feeling of getting so close to unconsciousness and then being brought right back was thrilling and he couldn't help but whimper as Revenant started to tightness his hold again.

    Before he knew it, he was arching his back and cumming in his pants, mouth open in a silent yell as his voice was trapped behind a hand around his throat. And Revenant loved this reaction so much, he made Crytpo cum 4 more times before he stopped palming him. He tried to be as gentle as he could as he rubbed the others' chests while he caught his breath.

    Crypto was a wreck, tears running down his cheeks, a wet spot on the front of his pants, and bruising starting to form around his neck.

    Once he knew Crytpo was stable, Revenant stood up and left, like he always did. Part of Crypto hoped that he would stay this time, but he knew that wasn't how he worked.

    A routine of mutual satisfaction, that's all they would admit it to be.

RULES FOR REQUESTS

This is mainly an Apex Legends writing blog, but I will also write for and take requests for Overwatch, Genshin Impact, and The Legend of Zelda (all games)

I WILL NOT WRITE FOR:

• anything like r*pe, pedophilia, ageplay, shit or piss, beastiality, nothing icky at all

• daddy kinks, that makes me uncomfortable as fuck

• anything robot fucking that involves the robot having humanoid genitalia and being able to feel the pleasure, makes me feel weird and I don't like it

Anything else is on the table unless I edit this again :)

Before you request, take a look at this list of links for everything I've already written

I'm willing to write the same characters multiple times but you might alrighty find what you want in here

Headcannons

~Valkyrie x Reader~

~Bangalore x Reader~

~Mirage x Sick!Reader~

~Bloodhound, Crypto, and Fuse Kinks~

~Mirage x Wraith~

~Mirage x Reader~

~Mirage x Fuse~

~Mirage x Reader (Valentine's)~

~D.Va x Brigitte~

~Crypto x Reader~

~Crypto x Wattson~

~Moira x Mercy~

~Apex Masochism Headcannons Part 1~

~Apex Masochism Headcannons Part 2~

~Apex Masochism Headcannons Part 3~

~Valkyrie x Loba x Bangalore~

~Wraith x Wattson~

~Wraith x Catalyst (t4t)~

~Fuse x Sick!Reader~

~Crypto x Octane~

~Bloodhound x Fuse (nsfw)~

~Bloodhound x Reader~

~Crypto x Revenant~

~Xiao x Aether x Lyney~

~Wraith x Catalyst~

~Loba x Bloodhound~

~Crypto x Octane~

~Horizon x Catalyst~

~Bloodhound x Fuse~

~Mirage x Fuse~

Shortfics/Oneshots

~Valkyrie x Loba (Angst)~

~Bloodhound x Reader (Smut)~

~Bloodhound x Reader (Jealousy)~

~Horizon x Catalyst (Angst)~

~Revenant x Reader (Part 1)~

~Revenant x Reader (Part 2)~

~Bloodhound x Fuse (Comfort and Smut)~

~Crypto x Revenant (Smut?? Kind of??)~