Would U Mind Doing Cryptane (octane X Crypto) Headcanons? Specifically In A Long Term (perhaps Even Secret

would u mind doing cryptane (octane x crypto) headcanons? specifically in a long term (perhaps even secret due to their different affiliations) relationship? and if u do any nsfw, trans octane please, mwah. teehee ty!

This is kinda long and I got goofy with it and the nsfw part is short but shhhhhhhhh feast, my child

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《SFW》

• A lot of effort, time, and feelings went into their relationship, leading to a healthy and stable situation

• All the legends knew they were dating, it was hard not to with Octane's inability to shut up sometimes dhdhdjkaja

• Also the fact that Octane would kiss the other all the time during the games

• Super cool kraber shot? Smooch

• Downed someone in one mag? Smooch

• Kill leader? Smooch, baby

• Win the game? Extra big smooch, maybe with some tongue too (ooh la la)

• Octane wasn't super helpful when it came to Crypto's hate against the syndicate, but he was one hell of a hype man

• He's all like "I don't blame you for hating ol' 'Duardo, I hate him too haha."

• Yeah well, that changed, octane went back to papa duardo and now he's working for the syndicate yaaayyyy

• They didn't talk about it, not communicating and just continuing being romantic and loving while also avoiding the whole subject

• They'd cuddle, turn on the TV only to quickly turn it back off when Octane's face shows up next to his dad's at some big event

• This continued for a while, until Octane figured out that Crypto was helping Lifeline, Loba, and the others with trying to get information on Eduardo

• I mean, he thought about it, but he didn't want to accept that it could be happening, and then he saw it himself with the information on Crypto's computer

• Crypto tells him that Octane can make his own decisions, and that while helping his dad isn't one he agrees with, he's not going to stop loving Octane

• Octane is still a bit hurt that his boyfriend and his best friend are working against him, but fuck it man, Crypto's just too sexy to let go over something so dumb

• So they go back to not talking about it, but they also stop being affectionate in public

• No more smooches :(

• Crypto doesn't really care about what the others feel, but Octane is afraid that Lifeline will get mad that he's talking with Crypto but not her yknow

• When they're alone it's very nice tho, cuddles and watching TV with snacks

• Weird headcannon but Octane has seen all of Grey's Anatomy, and made Crypto watch it aswell

• LIKE, I JUST FEEL LIKE HED GET A KICK OUT OF MAKING FUN OF SHOWS LIKE THAT YKNOW??

• (I haven't seen grey's anatomy I just get clips on tik tok and assume I understand)

• Crypto pretends to hate it but secretly he enjoys the cornyness of it

• The communication ain't very good but it's fiiiinnnneee

• Their relationship is strained, but it's still holding on by like, a couple threads

• One of those threads is probably the sex 👍

《NSFW》

• You can't tell me you look and Crypto and don't think "yeah that man fucks"

• Either that or he has never seen pussy in his life but yknow, that's fun too

• And god is Octane's pussy GOOD

• Octane fucks

• I am an avid enjoyer of the thought that Octane just has casual sex with his friends for fun, no strings attached

• Will do anything to ride Crypto, he's too impatient to let Crypto fuck him

• "Come on perrito~ You've gotta try harder than that to get me off~"

• It doesn't matter if Crypto's on top or bottom, Octane is telling him what to do

• Harder, faster, deeper

• Octane is always begging for quickies at inconvenient times

• Man's gonna get dick when he wants it, bitch

• Crypto's always spent by the end of it, while Octane's like "come on old man, your cum is leaking out of me and I need aftercare STAT."

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I'm realizing how long this is dhdhdnsj WELL

Hiiii would you be able to write some wholesome witchvoid (Catalyst and Wraith) hcs??? (sfw and nsfw pls! :3)

Of course! I've never thought about this ship but I vibe with it.

It does work, honestly. This'll be interesting

ALSO, IVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF REQUESTS WHICH IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT BUT I APOLOGIZE IF IT TAKES ME A DAY OR TWO TO GET TO YOUR REQUEST

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《SFW》

• Wraith didn't think that things like witchcraft and divination would interest her, given that she literally knows the future and can see the outcomes of decisions

• But the graceful movement of Catalyst's hands as she shuffles a deck of tarot cards or traces the lines on someone's palms kept Wraith interested

• It surprised Catalyst when Wraith showed up at her door and asked for a reading, any sort of reading, she just wanted to watch Catalyst's hands

• Catalyst happily obliged, excited to be able to ask Wraith about her insight and perception

• Ended up giving Wraith a palm reading, and god Wraith was blushing the whole time

• She was so invested in the movement of Catalyst's fingers and the soft touches on her palm that she didn't even process Catalyst talking to her

• "Renée?" "Huh?" "You're zoning out." "Oh."

• Wraith didn't even hear the result of her reading, and honestly she didn't really care, she just enjoyed being in the others presence

• Catalyst probably realized the effect she had on Wraith and started teasing her about it

• Exaggerating her hand movements all the time and being more touchy than usual, and it has Wraith losing her composure everytime

• Eventually Wraith starts coming over more, and Catalyst finds that she really enjoys the others company, and they start going out

• "Wow, blushing just for me?" "Don't flatter yourself, Tressa."

• ^^^ Is totally blushing for her, every time

• They aren't super affectionate in public, like they'll sit next to eachother and put a hand on the others thigh or touch knees but they aren't all over each other

• Words of affirmation is probably their love language, and gift giving

《NSFW》

• Catalyst tops, no doubt

• Wraith is a little bit of a power bottom but only when Catalyst is being especially slow and teasing

• "For fucks sake Tressa, hurry up." "Fine, fine. Just toying with you, Renée."

• There isn't much dom/sub stuff between them, they prefer having equal power over each other

• Again, Catalyst has multiple spicy piercings and Wraith loves it

• She loves the temperature difference between the warm flesh of Catalyst's cock or tits and the cold steel metal that adorns them

• She will ride Catalyst for hours just to feel the cold piercing as deep inside her as it can go

• Catalyst just grips her hips and mutters praises

• They aren't into degrading, honestly every ship with Catalyst I cant see her degrading anyone or being degraded

• Just praises and worship babyyy

• Their favorite positions are riding and doggy

• Catalyst really loves holding Wraiths hips and Wraith just loves being pressed into the mattress and fucked deep

I hope this is okay, I've started therapy again and it's taking up a lot of my energy along with school djdnkaka

hiii i don't mean to bother u and take ur time on this!! is there a chance u could do some astrowitch headcanons? (nsfw and sfw)

if not no worries, wish u well <333

OF COURSE!!! It's one of my favorite Apex ships honestly. I'm a bit sleep deprived so apologies if it's not very good.

《SFW》

• Horizon made the first move I bet, and it was probably some comment about how ethereal Catalyst is

• From then on it's just been flirting back and forth, literally everyone thinks they're already dating but neither has made it official

• Horizon frequently comes over for tea and to indulge in Catalyst's tarot readings, and one day Catalyst decides to ask why Horizon always tells her she's beautiful

• Horizon just responds with "because you are beautiful, darlin'. I'm just telling you the truth, I find you the most captivating thing in this universe."

• They started real dating that day

• Their love languages are probably quality time and words of affirmation

• Catalyst acts very confident and she is but sometimes she just needs Horizon to tell her about how she's prettier than any star in the universe

• Horizon just loves being in the same room as Catalyst, no matter what they're doing. They could be sitting and doing their own things but as long as they're in each other's presence she's happy

• Catalyst practices doing readings for Horizon, palm readings, tea leaf readings, tarot readings, all of it

• Horizon teaches Catalyst how to map out the stars and planets to help with any astrological witchcraft she may be doing

• Late nights looking at the stars

• Hot baths surrounded by candles

《NSFW》

• Horizon is definitely in control, whether she's on the bottom or the top

• The mommy kink is strong in this one, and Horizon calls Catalyst darling, dear, my sweet, etc.

• I feel like they really enjoy foreplay, maybe even more than the penetration part of sex

• Horizon love love looooves playing with Catalyst, sucking her off, jerking her off, edging her, alllll of it

• Loves to get Catalyst all desperate before she rides her till she sees stars

• OH MY GOD CATALYST DEFINITELY HAS NIPPLE PIERCINGS AND PROBABLY A PRINCE ALBERTS PIERCING OR SMTH LIKE THAT

• Horizon plays with them, and it gets Catalyst to melt immediately

• Anyways foreplay, Horizon always gently coaxes Catalyst and guides her when Catalyst fingers/eats her out

• Catalyst is always ready to service her lover, takes pride in being the one to make Mary cum

• I feel like they aren't very kinky, they just like being intimate and giving each other pleasure

• They're just tired and trying to be sweet man let them have soft sex and then kiss in the moonlight

It's not great but I did this during math class and I did not sleep last night hdhdhsjsj

Thank you!

thanks for the cryptane they are my LIFEBLOOD

I mean understandable, we love them 😋✌️

No one has requested Genshin yet so I'm going to. XiaoAetherLyney, you've got this darling

Nsfw and Sfw <33

It's time to bring the genshin fandom to my account hehehehe >:)

XiaoAetherLyney headcannons hot and ready for dinner my children

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《SFW》

• Aether absolutely adores Xiao, and after they met in Liyue, Aether quickly made it his mission to date Xiao

• Xiao thinks that Aether is like a shining light, an angel of sorts, but he doesn't want to bother Aether with his karmic debt

• Xiao can't stop Aether from hanging around him though, and eventually gives in to dating him

• They grow closer over their time together and Aether always comes back to liyue with trinkets from his adventures

• Xiao is just happy that Aether loves him even though he's far from perfect in his eyes

• Aether goes to Fontaine and comes back with magic playing cards, a friend gave them to him

• Aether took Xiao to Fontaine to watch his new friend Lyney perform, and Xiao could see how Aether's eyes lit up watching him

• It's the same way he looks at Xiao

• Eventually, Aether brings up the idea of polyamory, and maybe him being able to have another partner

• "It's that guy, Lyney, right?"

• With a little bit of convincing, Xiao agrees to try it out, and then Aether gained another boyfriend

• In the beginning, Xiao didn't want to be all friendly with his lovers new boyfriend, but he tolerated Lyney

• I feel like they never really got super close, they dont regard eachother as lovers, it's more a love arrow than a triangle

• They aren't like, revolted by eachother. Lyney is fine with Xiao, Xiao just doesn't feel romantically attracted to him.

• Plus, it took him a while to just get close with Aether, he doesn't want to go through the whole insecurities and shit all over again

• But they'll both wrap their arms around Aether, share knowing looks when their boyfriend is being cute, glare at people who are acting off towards their boyfriend, that stuff

• Lyney will flirt with Xiao jokingly, but he knows that Xiao doesn't want anything serious

《NSFW》

• Xiao tops, as much as I love Xiao being bottom in some ships, he tops here

• In the beginning it was just Aether being bottom and Xiao and Lyney sharing him, but as time went on and Xiao warmed up to the other Lyney slowly became the switch/middle one in the relationship

• Aether loves being between them, one length I his ass and one in his mouth, being filled from both ends

• Xiao is very possessive of Aethers mouth because he gets to be the one to watch his eyes fill with tears from the pleasure and all the pretty expressions on his face

• Lyney doesn't mind where he is, he just wants to be a part of it dbshjsja

• Xiao loves holding Aether up so he has to look him in the eyes while Lyney keeps fucking him from behind

• Xiao is the slightly rougher top, face-fucking Aether while Lyney praises him for taking it so well

• Can yall tell I might have a thing for sucking dick? Cuz I do jdndnnaja. My poor girlfriend hates me

• Occasionally, if Aether is out and one of them is horny, they'll help each other out, but it doesn't go further than hand jobs or sometimes blow jobs

• And Lyney is always more eager to help out Xiao than the other way around

• I feel like there might be a little bit of bondage and dom/sub shit going on but I cant see them being super kinky

• Lil bit of spanking, lil bit of rope, lil bit of kneeling, all the good shit

• I bet you one day Aether whined about how he wants even more and Lyney suggests he take both of them in his hole at the same time

• Aether melts, he wants it so bad

• He loves feeling full, loves it when both his boyfriends use him at the same time

• Having two boyfriends means double the amount of aftercare :)

• Hot baths are a favorite, along with cuddling in a pile and watching a movie or smth, they always just make sure Aether feels good

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I'm so tired, peace out yall

may i ask for some more nsfw fusehound headcanons? ❤️

I'm sorry I deleted this person's ask by accident so this is one from my partner but they just copied it and asked again so

THIS IS VERY NSFW BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Contains: praise, degrading, a little bit of foot stuff (apologies to my partner I know you hate feet dhdhndka), dom/sub, body worship, spanking, cum eating, no mention of Bloodhounds genitals

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• Like I said before they're both switches/verses

• When Fuse is domming he can't stop blabbering about how pretty Bloodhound is

• Mating press, missionary, doggy, they like it all

• Bloodhound just enjoys having Fuse's weight pushing them into the mattress

• Fuse is fascinated by the sight of Bloodhound taking his cock over and over, his eyes are fixated on the spot where their hips meet while he mutters praises

• "Bloody beautiful." "Look at that." "Takin' it so well for me, pup."

• Just breathless and in awe of his partner

• Bloodhound just whines and tries to hide themself behind their hands out of embarrassment, but Fuse always takes their hands away and just tells them they're beautiful

• Fuse calls Bloodhound pup, love, or just Houndy

• He likes manhandling them a bit, holding them still, pushing and pulling their hips, spreading their legs, stuff like that

• Whenever they're in doggy, lots of butt smacks occur

• Fuse can't help it, he just loves the way their ass looks when they arch their back all pretty for him

• And he gets so turned on seeing the red marks left on the pale skin, and the ripple from the impact, mmmmmm

• Hound won't admit it but he does really enjoy it

• Fuse always holds Bloodhounds hips against his when he cums so he's as deep as possible, and then he pulls out and spreads them open to watch it slowly drip out of them

• "Walter..." "Just admiring my work, pup."

• He would gladly sit there for hours just listening to Hounds soft whines while his cum drips out of their hole

• When Bloodhound is domming, they degrade a bit more

• Now that they've got the control, they use it to embarrass Fuse about how whipped he is for them

• Just going on about how addicted he is to their body while they make his eyes roll back

• "So desperate, Walter. I did not know a man like you could be so pathetic." "I love your sounds, mitt Walter."

• Mostly they love riding him, I'm sorry I can't see that man getting pegged dhhdjsjsj

• Not that he's against the idea, but Hound prefers to pleasure him in other ways

• Their hands are like feathers trailing down his chest or along his jaw as they grind on his lap

• Will tell Fuse to kneel in front of them, and will torture him by using their foot to rub along his erection

• Bloodhound loves the pathetic look in his eyes as he looks up at them, eyes begging for more attention as he weakly ruts against the bottom of their foot

• "I love how you worship me, Walter. You would do anything I say, wouldn't you?" "Pathetic, rubbing desperately against anything that will give you the release you need."

• Bloodhound just calls him Walter, or mitt Walter, maybe elskan and other icelandic pet names

• It ends in them telling Fuse that if he wants to cum he has to work for it, so Fuse thrusts up into them fast over and over until he releases

• Bloodhound will lift off and bring their hole to Fuse's mouth, making him clean his cum out of them with his tongue

• Whoever is domming, aftercare always consists of hot baths/showers and cuddles

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Thank you for all the requests! I'm still figuring out how posting on Tumblr works so I'm sorry for technical difficulties jdjdbsjja