Would U Mind Doing Cryptane (octane X Crypto) Headcanons? Specifically In A Long Term (perhaps Even Secret

would u mind doing cryptane (octane x crypto) headcanons? specifically in a long term (perhaps even secret due to their different affiliations) relationship? and if u do any nsfw, trans octane please, mwah. teehee ty!

This is kinda long and I got goofy with it and the nsfw part is short but shhhhhhhhh feast, my child

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《SFW》

• A lot of effort, time, and feelings went into their relationship, leading to a healthy and stable situation

• All the legends knew they were dating, it was hard not to with Octane's inability to shut up sometimes dhdhdjkaja

• Also the fact that Octane would kiss the other all the time during the games

• Super cool kraber shot? Smooch

• Downed someone in one mag? Smooch

• Kill leader? Smooch, baby

• Win the game? Extra big smooch, maybe with some tongue too (ooh la la)

• Octane wasn't super helpful when it came to Crypto's hate against the syndicate, but he was one hell of a hype man

• He's all like "I don't blame you for hating ol' 'Duardo, I hate him too haha."

• Yeah well, that changed, octane went back to papa duardo and now he's working for the syndicate yaaayyyy

• They didn't talk about it, not communicating and just continuing being romantic and loving while also avoiding the whole subject

• They'd cuddle, turn on the TV only to quickly turn it back off when Octane's face shows up next to his dad's at some big event

• This continued for a while, until Octane figured out that Crypto was helping Lifeline, Loba, and the others with trying to get information on Eduardo

• I mean, he thought about it, but he didn't want to accept that it could be happening, and then he saw it himself with the information on Crypto's computer

• Crypto tells him that Octane can make his own decisions, and that while helping his dad isn't one he agrees with, he's not going to stop loving Octane

• Octane is still a bit hurt that his boyfriend and his best friend are working against him, but fuck it man, Crypto's just too sexy to let go over something so dumb

• So they go back to not talking about it, but they also stop being affectionate in public

• No more smooches :(

• Crypto doesn't really care about what the others feel, but Octane is afraid that Lifeline will get mad that he's talking with Crypto but not her yknow

• When they're alone it's very nice tho, cuddles and watching TV with snacks

• Weird headcannon but Octane has seen all of Grey's Anatomy, and made Crypto watch it aswell

• LIKE, I JUST FEEL LIKE HED GET A KICK OUT OF MAKING FUN OF SHOWS LIKE THAT YKNOW??

• (I haven't seen grey's anatomy I just get clips on tik tok and assume I understand)

• Crypto pretends to hate it but secretly he enjoys the cornyness of it

• The communication ain't very good but it's fiiiinnnneee

• Their relationship is strained, but it's still holding on by like, a couple threads

• One of those threads is probably the sex 👍

《NSFW》

• You can't tell me you look and Crypto and don't think "yeah that man fucks"

• Either that or he has never seen pussy in his life but yknow, that's fun too

• And god is Octane's pussy GOOD

• Octane fucks

• I am an avid enjoyer of the thought that Octane just has casual sex with his friends for fun, no strings attached

• Will do anything to ride Crypto, he's too impatient to let Crypto fuck him

• "Come on perrito~ You've gotta try harder than that to get me off~"

• It doesn't matter if Crypto's on top or bottom, Octane is telling him what to do

• Harder, faster, deeper

• Octane is always begging for quickies at inconvenient times

• Man's gonna get dick when he wants it, bitch

• Crypto's always spent by the end of it, while Octane's like "come on old man, your cum is leaking out of me and I need aftercare STAT."

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I'm realizing how long this is dhdhdnsj WELL

may i ask for some more nsfw fusehound headcanons? ❤️

I'm sorry I deleted this person's ask by accident so this is one from my partner but they just copied it and asked again so

THIS IS VERY NSFW BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Contains: praise, degrading, a little bit of foot stuff (apologies to my partner I know you hate feet dhdhndka), dom/sub, body worship, spanking, cum eating, no mention of Bloodhounds genitals

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• Like I said before they're both switches/verses

• When Fuse is domming he can't stop blabbering about how pretty Bloodhound is

• Mating press, missionary, doggy, they like it all

• Bloodhound just enjoys having Fuse's weight pushing them into the mattress

• Fuse is fascinated by the sight of Bloodhound taking his cock over and over, his eyes are fixated on the spot where their hips meet while he mutters praises

• "Bloody beautiful." "Look at that." "Takin' it so well for me, pup."

• Just breathless and in awe of his partner

• Bloodhound just whines and tries to hide themself behind their hands out of embarrassment, but Fuse always takes their hands away and just tells them they're beautiful

• Fuse calls Bloodhound pup, love, or just Houndy

• He likes manhandling them a bit, holding them still, pushing and pulling their hips, spreading their legs, stuff like that

• Whenever they're in doggy, lots of butt smacks occur

• Fuse can't help it, he just loves the way their ass looks when they arch their back all pretty for him

• And he gets so turned on seeing the red marks left on the pale skin, and the ripple from the impact, mmmmmm

• Hound won't admit it but he does really enjoy it

• Fuse always holds Bloodhounds hips against his when he cums so he's as deep as possible, and then he pulls out and spreads them open to watch it slowly drip out of them

• "Walter..." "Just admiring my work, pup."

• He would gladly sit there for hours just listening to Hounds soft whines while his cum drips out of their hole

• When Bloodhound is domming, they degrade a bit more

• Now that they've got the control, they use it to embarrass Fuse about how whipped he is for them

• Just going on about how addicted he is to their body while they make his eyes roll back

• "So desperate, Walter. I did not know a man like you could be so pathetic." "I love your sounds, mitt Walter."

• Mostly they love riding him, I'm sorry I can't see that man getting pegged dhhdjsjsj

• Not that he's against the idea, but Hound prefers to pleasure him in other ways

• Their hands are like feathers trailing down his chest or along his jaw as they grind on his lap

• Will tell Fuse to kneel in front of them, and will torture him by using their foot to rub along his erection

• Bloodhound loves the pathetic look in his eyes as he looks up at them, eyes begging for more attention as he weakly ruts against the bottom of their foot

• "I love how you worship me, Walter. You would do anything I say, wouldn't you?" "Pathetic, rubbing desperately against anything that will give you the release you need."

• Bloodhound just calls him Walter, or mitt Walter, maybe elskan and other icelandic pet names

• It ends in them telling Fuse that if he wants to cum he has to work for it, so Fuse thrusts up into them fast over and over until he releases

• Bloodhound will lift off and bring their hole to Fuse's mouth, making him clean his cum out of them with his tongue

• Whoever is domming, aftercare always consists of hot baths/showers and cuddles

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Thank you for all the requests! I'm still figuring out how posting on Tumblr works so I'm sorry for technical difficulties jdjdbsjja

Hi honey, could I ask for some Loba × Bloodhound hcs? Nsfw and sfw is fine, I don't really mind whatever you decide darling, you know I just love your writing and I'm gay as hell <3

I love you my dear, take your time on this if you need to <3

Everyone say hi to my girlfriend <3

Anyways, yas Lobahound

This one might be slightly shorter cuz I don't think about them as much but I still love them

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《SFW》

• HAAAAIIIIRRR BRAIIDIIINNNGGGG

• Loba's like "Sit down. Your hair is a mess, love."

• Before they started dating Bloodhound's hair was very much not taken care of, and then they let their hair down in front of Loba for the first time and Loba was like "...no offense, you're beautiful but you're letting me fix all of this."

• Bloodhounds shower products went from basic shampoo and conditioner to a whole cabinet of curly hair products and skincare

• Loba finds Hound so fucking beautiful, but instead of showing it in a way of worshipping their natural beauty, she tries to find ways to make them more confident in their looks

• She takes care of them physically

• Everyone's like "why does Bloodhound smell like lavender and citrus?"

• Loba is just there all smug because she forced them to start using scented bodywash

• They are just the best power couple

• They know they're the shit

• Again, Hound is the scary dog of the relationship

《NSFW》

• Loba tops

• Hound is a power bottom though

• They're very touchy, always having a hand on Loba's thighs or hips or chest, anything they can hold

• Pet play, Loba loves knowing that she can easily get Bloodhound to kneel for her, and she loves putting them on a leash

• Loba would absolutely take pictures of Bloodhound all fucked out if they let her

• She would show people pictures of her "dog" and say things like "aren't they so cute? such a good dog"

• Let's them top occasionally, making them ride her strap

I have no more ideas fhdhfjaj sorry

Cw‼️// Bodily fluids / Cat being sick / Cat has really bad health problems idk what, Cancer??? / Cat maybe having to be put down???

CAN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT VETERINARY SERVICES/TAKING CARE OF SICK CATS HELP?

This is embarrassing that I'm asking Tumblr and putting this online but Google isn't helping and I don't have money or transportation to go see the vet rn. So I'm asking Veterinarian Tumblr if that's a thing?? Someone please help.

Ok so my cat Belle is 14 year old, she's also very much obese but a lot of old cats are fat like that so that hasn't been a big concern, she keeps pissing on my bed and I don't understand why. I can't take her to a vet myself cause I don't own a car and I live in the country, I have to try and get my dad to but he won't cause he "doesn't have time". It's stupid and I'm trying.

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Anyway my cat has multiple problems, she's got purple lumps on all her nipples. I'm not talking small lumps either, it's like a couple of golf balls, she's had these for years but it has never caused her pain, we honestly just thought for a while it was cause she's fat but now we're starting to realize it's not.

On top of all that, she's so big she cannot properly clean herself, we have tried getting her to lose weight but nothing works, now with these lumps adding to it she has problems cleaning herself so every now and then we have to go in and clean her ourselves.

Anyway, at the moment I just want to know why the fuck she's pissing on my bed and the couches all the time. Why is she doing this? I don't understand. That's like a conscious choice she is making to get up and go piss on our furniture instead of her litter box. I've had to clean my bed and remake it three times within the past four days. And for the couch? We have done all we can to clean it and every time we do she just goes and does it again, we don't understand why.

Is it out of spite? Its not cause she can't control it, she's not having bladder leaks. She's consciously doing this. Why???

Honestly I think she's sick and dying so if she is, should we just take her to the vet and get her put down? She's not in any visible physical pain as far as I'm aware. I don't know for certain though.

Someone please help me if you can, DM me if needed

If you like Greek mythology and tragic gay stories then please read this poem I wrote for my writer's craft class :)

I've never written proper poetry in my life until this so don't expect this to be good but hush I share it anyways

《A poem from Apollo to his mortal lover Hyacinthus》

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Hyacinthus

The life of a God is a lonely one.

Why try to change that, when it’s impossible to change fate?

I couldn’t change it with you.

Why would I try with anyone else, when it’s not you?

I wonder often, why mortals want to be loved by the Gods,

When it’s a death sentence in disguise.

It’s written in the stars, mortal suffering.

But the sun's beauty seems to hide the warning signs.

I thought the euphoria of love was enough to deal with the anguish.

Therefore, I let you in.

And what for? A selfish need to ease the never ending loneliness?

Was your life worth the short-lived freedom?

Do you blame me?

You should, your blood is on my hands.

Your fate lay strung between our fingers.

And I cut the string, letting you fall.

Alas, Hyacinthus, gentle Hyacinthus.

As your blood spills over my feet.

I hope you hear my songs on the way to Hades’ lair.

And I hope they ease your pain for the rest of eternity.

And as my tears, my soul, pools on the grass,

Forgive me, for all I thought of was my own grief.

Not your pain, but my loneliness.

My unavoidable fate.

My love, we are doomed to never reunite.

For I cannot die, and you won’t ever live again.

So I drown in sorrow and flower petals.

Flowers grown from spilt blood and tears.

Hyacinths

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Thinking about this but it's Bloodhound and Loba 😩