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3 years ago

Mmm

Every ship linked to Rampart has flopped like her season

I love her but damn

Mirage, sibling treatment

Wraith, secretly jealous and possibly just friends

Fuse, possibly just workmates or parent/child relationship

Valk, good BUT WHERE'S THE FANART

Bangalore, yeah nah

Pathfinder, W HY

Loba, missing fanart as well

Blisk, N O

Lifeline, just mates who hates repairing a mexican twink's legs

Octane, chaotic bffs

Revenant, N O PE

Wattson, GOOD SHIT BUT WHERES THE ART

This woman lacks ships like she lack extra lore


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11 months ago

I swear I'm gonna make that shirt irl

Im An Artist I Swear

I’m an artist I swear


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10 months ago

🫣 sorry, I have to do this anonymously, but! The thing about them laying off Apex/EA employees for AI is 1000% false! I work there, I know who was fired, and I know why. There were reasons that I can’t state, but it definitely wasn’t due to AI, promise!!

This is very interesting! If you find any articles/sources that are more accurate as to why, feel free to send a link through another anon ask.


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3 years ago

staring a gaming account is both fun and a tad overwhelming 😅 I love gaming and want to interact with people and chat and play video games but it’s hard when you don’t know where to start.


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8 months ago
An Old Sketch Of Ma Man's And A Screenshot Of My Duo Bcs I Love It Sm ( @carriebeepboopyep ) Ly Pookie
An Old Sketch Of Ma Man's And A Screenshot Of My Duo Bcs I Love It Sm ( @carriebeepboopyep ) Ly Pookie

An old sketch of ma man's♡ and a screenshot of my duo bcs I love it sm ( @carriebeepboopyep ) ly pookie


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7 months ago

THEMMMMM AHHHHHH

Found A Big Ol List Of Couples Drawing Prompts So I Decided To See How Many Of Them I Could Knock Out,

Found a big ol’ list of couples drawing prompts so I decided to see how many of them I could knock out, since I had no clue what to draw. So expect a LOT more FuseHound in the next posts 😙


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1 year ago

Fuse definitely knew that Mirage was bicurious once he saw him. You can't tell me Fuse isn't the type of guy to flirt with his male friends just to watch them panic like- (nsfw) (yes my first post on this blog is a rare pair nsfw post-)

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• Fuse making comments on Mirage's appearance that he works so hard for, and Mirage is so soft for it.

• "You shaved, eh? You sexy bugger, do it like that more often and I won't be able to resist ya."

• "Your hair looks different today, Elliot."

"Ran out of hair gel, I'm just going to get more right now."

"Come drink with me instead, yeah? I wanna see you like this just a little longer.~"

• Touches that last just long enough, it starts to make Mirage question the others' intentions.

• Taps on Mirage's shoulders to signal directions, but Fuse doesn't take his hand away after. He just rests there, a silent reminder that Fuse is so fucking close behind him.

• An arm around Mirage's waist when they're out together. He shivers as Fuse's thumb gently rubs along his hip bone, and Fuse whispers in his ear about smth related to how bad the drinks are in this joint.

• And Mirage is absolutely ruined by all of it. He's nervous and shaky, and his face hasn't stopped flushing. He wants it so bad.

• Mirage starts getting more and more sexually frustrated from Fuse's advances, flashes of mustaches and metal arms in his mind while he's relieving himself.

• Obviously Fuse notices, and he's so fucking smug about it.

• "What's got you all pissy, mate? Almost got yerself killed this match."

"Just... frustrated."

"Ahhh, I see. Ole' Fusey understands. Who's the lucky fella that's got you all blue-balled?"

• It takes everything in Mirage to restrain himself from just saying, "You."

• Fuse just keeps on teasing though, taking it alllllll the way.

• "Well if this mystery person ain't fixin' your problem anytime soon, I can offer a hand with relieving your stress."

• Mirage is so taken aback, and then he realizes this was Fuse's plan all along.

• Mirage finally gets what he's been wanting, and as Fuse's hand wraps around his length all his pent up feelings come tumbling out of his mouth in one big undecipherable mess.

• "You- I hate y- you~ Making me so- hah~ Fuck... please~ Mm your stupid face~ Stupid h- hands... Fuck 'm close- Walter~"

• And this whole time, all the other legends are like "god dammit just bone already"


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1 year ago

could you do fuse x bloodhound? (nsfw + sfw, please)

Of course! Even tho my first post was mirage x fuse I still love the canon fusehound, good shit, someone else also asked for this so. You didn't specify like a one-shot or headcannons so I'm gonna do headcannons.

(No mention of Bloodhounds genitals)

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《SFW》

• I really see fusehound as that one meme the "someone is going to die" "of fun!"

• Bloodhound is Fuse's scary dog partner

• People are definitely terrified of Bloodhound and Fuse is just like "ain't they a beaut"

• Fuse finds Bloodhound the most beautiful person in the world, mentally and physically, he's absolutely infatuated with Hound and worships everything they do

• Bloodhound can do no wrong in Fuse's eyes

• But Fuse is also a bit of a little shit and teases the hell out of Hound

• I MEAN HAVE YOU HEARD THE BUTT SMACKS VOICE LINES???

• In the beginning of their relationship Bloodhound was very anxious and slightly uncomfortable with Fuse's way of showing affection but that's just because they aren't used to it

• They don't know what healthy romantic affection looks like (this is a Boone hate account) so they are taken by surprise

• But as time goes on they get more confident and even ask for affection when they want it

• Fuse playing with Hound's hair is one of their favorite things, will teach him how to braid just so he can do it for them every morning

• Hound cooks and Fuse cleans

《NSFW》

• They're both switches, def

• When Fuse tops it's very loving and there's lots of praise and worship

• He wants Hound to know that they are his whole world, and he does that through compliments and butt smacks

• But even though his words are soft and he goes HARD

• Always makes them cum more than once

• A pleasure dom

• Bloodhound is always a flustered mess when they bottom

• Definitely gets overwhelmed quickly, but Fuse always tells them they can take more, praising them the whole time

• They whine and whimper more than they moan, and they're very breathy

• When Bloodhound tops it's a lot less vanilla

• Primal play>>>>

• Enjoys tying Fuse up, if they're gonna be on top they aren't letting Fuse have any chance of gaining dominance

• Enjoys riding him more than penetrating him, enjoys watching Fuse's eyes roll back and how he mutters "so warm~"

• Makes Fuse watch him the whole time, whether they're riding or they're sucking/jerking him off, eye contact is the good shit

• Definitely makes Fuse get on his knees and worship them and Fuse is really into it

• Their favorite positions are probably missionary and riding, eye contaaaactt

Anyways thank you for reading I'm so tired dhdhjsnam


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1 year ago

may i ask for some more nsfw fusehound headcanons? ❤️

I'm sorry I deleted this person's ask by accident so this is one from my partner but they just copied it and asked again so

THIS IS VERY NSFW BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Contains: praise, degrading, a little bit of foot stuff (apologies to my partner I know you hate feet dhdhndka), dom/sub, body worship, spanking, cum eating, no mention of Bloodhounds genitals

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• Like I said before they're both switches/verses

• When Fuse is domming he can't stop blabbering about how pretty Bloodhound is

• Mating press, missionary, doggy, they like it all

• Bloodhound just enjoys having Fuse's weight pushing them into the mattress

• Fuse is fascinated by the sight of Bloodhound taking his cock over and over, his eyes are fixated on the spot where their hips meet while he mutters praises

• "Bloody beautiful." "Look at that." "Takin' it so well for me, pup."

• Just breathless and in awe of his partner

• Bloodhound just whines and tries to hide themself behind their hands out of embarrassment, but Fuse always takes their hands away and just tells them they're beautiful

• Fuse calls Bloodhound pup, love, or just Houndy

• He likes manhandling them a bit, holding them still, pushing and pulling their hips, spreading their legs, stuff like that

• Whenever they're in doggy, lots of butt smacks occur

• Fuse can't help it, he just loves the way their ass looks when they arch their back all pretty for him

• And he gets so turned on seeing the red marks left on the pale skin, and the ripple from the impact, mmmmmm

• Hound won't admit it but he does really enjoy it

• Fuse always holds Bloodhounds hips against his when he cums so he's as deep as possible, and then he pulls out and spreads them open to watch it slowly drip out of them

• "Walter..." "Just admiring my work, pup."

• He would gladly sit there for hours just listening to Hounds soft whines while his cum drips out of their hole

• When Bloodhound is domming, they degrade a bit more

• Now that they've got the control, they use it to embarrass Fuse about how whipped he is for them

• Just going on about how addicted he is to their body while they make his eyes roll back

• "So desperate, Walter. I did not know a man like you could be so pathetic." "I love your sounds, mitt Walter."

• Mostly they love riding him, I'm sorry I can't see that man getting pegged dhhdjsjsj

• Not that he's against the idea, but Hound prefers to pleasure him in other ways

• Their hands are like feathers trailing down his chest or along his jaw as they grind on his lap

• Will tell Fuse to kneel in front of them, and will torture him by using their foot to rub along his erection

• Bloodhound loves the pathetic look in his eyes as he looks up at them, eyes begging for more attention as he weakly ruts against the bottom of their foot

• "I love how you worship me, Walter. You would do anything I say, wouldn't you?" "Pathetic, rubbing desperately against anything that will give you the release you need."

• Bloodhound just calls him Walter, or mitt Walter, maybe elskan and other icelandic pet names

• It ends in them telling Fuse that if he wants to cum he has to work for it, so Fuse thrusts up into them fast over and over until he releases

• Bloodhound will lift off and bring their hole to Fuse's mouth, making him clean his cum out of them with his tongue

• Whoever is domming, aftercare always consists of hot baths/showers and cuddles

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Thank you for all the requests! I'm still figuring out how posting on Tumblr works so I'm sorry for technical difficulties jdjdbsjja


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1 year ago

Request from anon that I once again accidentally got rid of:

(may i request a fusehound oneshot of them being very tender, affectionate and intimate together? lots of sappy pet names in icelandic, admiring and teasing eachother, starts off sfw into nsfw? thank you. 💕)

I loved this request and I had a lot of fun with it! It took a while tho cuz I got sick hfbdjsjsk sorry

This is heavily based off of and includes a quote from this

https://twitter.com/PlayApex/status/1704894090825916881?t=2KjqrG5pNU0aiK4DD-jhsw&s=19

comic that Apex Legends tweeted, go check out the artist babes :)

Contains: amab bloodhound, they got a penis and a prostate, anal sex, blow jobs, hand jobs, no aftercare cuz it was getting pretty long, lots of praise and appreciation

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    Bloodhound huffed as they placed the last cardboard box down on their living room floor, breathing heavy from the exertion of lifting heavy boxes for the past half hour. They stretched out their sore back and arms and looked around.

    Fuse's stuff was finally all in the house, a small cabin-in-the-woods type of house that felt cozy and isolated from the world. He had asked to move in together a few weeks ago, and finally it was done. Bloodhound sighed, just remembering all the memories they made with Fuse in the past year. All they could think about when they saw Fuse was safety, a warmth in the cold of their life.

    Speak of the devil, arms wrapped around Bloodhound's waist, one rigid and metal while the other was warm and soft.

    "Whatcha thinkin' about, Houndy?" Fuse's mustache tickled their exposed neck as he whispered in their ear, making them shiver.

    "You, mitt Walter." Bloodhound turned around in Fuse's arms and cupped his face in their hands, rubbing a thumb along the scar over his eye. "Our time together is engraved in my mind. I think about it often."

    Hound pressed a light kiss to Fuse's lips before backing out of his arms and turning back to the mess of boxes and random trinkets hung on the wall. Skulls mounted on plaques, herbs drying from the ceiling, even Fuse's signature 30-30 repeater. They were already making it feel like home. The first home either of them had in a while. And it felt even more like home with eachother.

    "You should begin unpacking, elskan. I will be in the bedroom organizing the clothing." Hound kissed the other's cheek one last time before leaving the room, a smile hidden under the respirator covering their face.

    They had been planning something, crafting something, ever since Fuse had smashed his old guitar. A new guitar, a killer one. It was sort of an anniversary gift, and they added elements of themself into it. The fact that it could be wielded like an axe, the sharp blade at the top. A symbol of the hunter's connection to their lover. They had incorporated some pieces of the old guitar too, to show Fuse that his past didn't need to be erased for him to be himself.

    All that was left to do was tune it, but Hound had no experience with instruments, and didn't know how. So they sat on the bed, mindlessly plucking strings in an off-tune melody. They could hear Fuse's footsteps walking around the main room of the house, before starting to approach the bedroom. He opened the door, looking confused at why he was hearing a guitar.

    "What's that?" Fuse questioned, pointing to the guitar on Bloodhound's lap. "When did you get that?"

   "Well, it isn't very good, and I don't know how to tune it, but it is a present for you, mitt Walter." Bloodhound explained without looking at the other before presenting the guitar to him.

  "You... you made this?" Fuse took the gift from Hound's hands and turned it over a couple times, admiring the details.

    "Yes, using pieces from your old guitar. I wanted it to represent our relationship, and our pasts." They stood from the bed, pointing out small details of the piece.

   "Your past is not something to be denied or erased. You need not be afraid of it. It is what brought us together. For me, for us, there is nothing you must be, except who you are.

   The man I love."

   Fuse didn't speak. The act was so touching, and Hound had such a way with words. It hit him hard. Plus he was just in awe at how cool his new guitar was. He just stood in silence, gawking.

   "Do you... like it, kæri?" Bloodhound spoke hesitantly after a few moments, afraid they had upset the other.

    "Do I like it? Houndy, it's gorgeous! And looks bloody sick too!" Fuse just held it out in front of him to see it all at once, his jaw dropped. "You're amazing!"

    "I am glad. I know it's a bit early for an anniversary gift, but I could not wait, ástin mín." Bloodhound stood with their hands clasped behind their back, waiting for Fuse to finish ogling his new guitar. After a few moments, Fuse put the guitar down, leaning against the wall, and pulled them into a hug.

    "I cant wait to spend our lives together, Houndy." He whispered in their ear, sounding oddly soft for a moment.

    "I cannot wait either, elskan."

   Fuse pulled away but kept his hands on the other's shoulders, just looking at them. He loved their eyes, deep in color and down-turned. He loved their cheeks, soft with freckles scattered, but also scarred from their lifetime of hardships. He loved their lips, pale peach and scarred from the cold. He loved them, so fucking much.

   "You're so perfect Houndy, God I could kiss ya right now."

   "Then do it." Hound reached behind their head and unclasped their respirator, letting it drop into their other hand before resting it on the bed beside them.

    As soon as they had it out of their hands, Fuse grabbed their face and kissed them. It was harsh, passionate, just like the man himself. Bloodhound whined into the kiss and wrapped their hands around Fuse's shoulders, tangling fingers into his hair and pulling him closer. After they pulled apart, but stayed in each other's arms, both were panting slightly.

   "You're so bloody irresistible, love." Fuse kept one hand on Hound's jaw, gliding his calloused thumb across their bottom lip. They just let their mouth fall open, panting and staring into Fuse's eyes. "And incredibly sexy too." Hound let out a huff at that, smiling.

   "I am not tha-"

    "Oi." Fuse interrupted them, "You better not be sayin' anything self depreciatin', that's my partner you're talkin' 'bout."

   "Walter..." Hound's voice trailed off, leaving the word sounding like a whine. They just wanted Fuse to admire them, to love them and tell them they were beautiful.

    "What would you like, love?"

   "Please, kiss me again."

    Fuse didn't need any more, he connected their lips again. This time he was softer, but more sensual. He grabbed Bloodhound's hips and pulled them to meet his own, making the other gasp and giving him the opening to slip his tongue in. He explored their mouth hungrily, practically grinding against the other with how much his was grabbing at them and pulling them closer.

    "Elskaður, slow down." Hound whined, breathing heavy and grasping desperately at Fuse's shirt.

   "I need to appreciate ya, need you to know yer perfect, Houndy." Fuse muttered against the skin of Bloodhound's neck, moving to leave open mouth kisses along it. "Will you let me?"

   "Of course, Walter." They barely whispered it, too caught up in the way that he was sucking and nipping at that one spot that made their eyes roll back. "You may do whatever you'd like to me."

    While he continued to kiss their neck, Fuse walked Bloodhound backwards until their calves hit the bed frame and they had to sit in order to not fall over. They were eye level with his crotch and reached their hands up to start undoing his belt but Fuse swatted their hands away before kneeling on the ground before them. Hound was confused, usually he loved letting them please him to get him ready, but they didn't complain as Fuse reached for their own belt.

   "This time," He smirked up at the other, undoing their belt and slipping it from the loops. "I want this to be all about you, pup. I'll give ya all the attention you deserve."

    Bloodhound couldn't do anything but lift their hips up as Fuse tugged their pants and boxers off of their body and placed them on the floor. It had all gone so fast, so they weren't yet fully hard, but Fuse didn't mind. He just reached into a small box nearby labeled 'bedroom' and pulled out a bottle of lube, putting a small bit on his fingers before wrapping them around their length.

   They gasped at the cold liquid, before moaning softly as Fuse started off with gentle strokes, focusing on the tip of their cock. Hound grew hard very quickly, it's hard not to when those skilled hands were bringing all the sinful noises out of their mouth.

   "Ah~ fokk, Walter." They tangled a hand into Fuse's hair and subconsciously pulled his head closer. Fuse laughed under his breath and pressed a light kiss right under the head of Hound's cock, making them whine.

    Fuse took them into his mouth, sucking on the tip while he continued to stroke the rest of their length.

    "Skítur! So.. gott~" Bloodhound desperately pushed his head further down, and whined when Fuse just pulled back, chuckling.

    "So bloody needy, aye pup? Just be patient, you'll get what ye need." He then took them back into his mouth and as far as he could down his throat, making them throw their head back and let out a string of curses in Icelandic.

   Fuse continued to go slowly, stroking them while kitten licking the tip, and then occasionally deep throating them without warning. It was when Bloodhound started getting quiet and breathing sharper that the other stopped everything and just sat back, rubbing his hands along their thighs and watching as a bead of precum leaked from the head of their length.

    "Walter." Hound protested after they had caught their breath again. "You tease me, why?"

    "Wouldn't be fun without it, pup." Fuse just smirked before standing up and undoing his own belt. "Strip completely while I do this, would ya?"

    They immediately complied, undoing the buttons and buckles on their coat and tossing it off their shoulders before dragging their shirt up over their head and dropping both items on the floor by their other clothes. Now sitting completely naked, they shivered at the cool air and waited for Fuse to finish taking his clothes off and join them. They couldn't help but stare as he lifted his shirt slowly, revealing the hair that ran from his navel to under the waistband of his pants. Arguably one of their favorite parts of his body.

   Fuse finished stripping and Bloodhound had to stop themself from licking their lips at the sight of his length. He wasn't too huge, more girth than length, but Hound loved it. Pretty much eerytime they sat him naked they tried to initiate something, just to be able to suck him off.

    "I can practically hear your thoughts, Houndy. May I remind you that I'm supposed to be pleasing you today?" Fuse walked up to the bed and made Bloodhound look his in the eyes by lifting their chin up. They whined in protest but Fuse just chuckled and parted their lips with his thumb. "As much as I would love to watch you drool around my dick with these pretty lips of yours, I wanna fuck you even more. Face down ass up, pup."

   Again, they obeyed. They turned around and presented themself to their lover, chin against the mattress as they arched their back to show off their body. And hopefully tempt the other to let them cum quickly.

    "So bloody beautiful." Fuse muttered as he poured more lube onto his hand, warming it up between his hands before pressing one one finger to Hound's puckering hole and using the other to stroke himself a couple times. "You're practically quivering, love."

    Bloodhound just whined, feeling Fuse circle their hole and trying to shove their hips back so he would finally let them feel the stretch they craved. As much as he wanted to tease his lover, Fuse relented and slipped a finger in, thrusting slowly to let them adjust.

    "More, ástin mín, please more." It was barely a minute before Bloodhound was rocking back onto Fuse's finger and begging. The same happened with two fingers, and even three.

   "You sure you're ready? Usually takes a while longer." Fuse curled his fingers inside them, trying to find that special spot inside them. When he finally pressed against it, the moan Bloodhound let out was whorish.

   "Just fuck me Walter- Fokk it's been so long I need it svo mikið~" Hearing Bloodhound whimpering and desperately fucking themself against his fingers, Fuse realized it really had been a while since they'd last been intimate. Moving had taken that out of their minds, he guessed.

    "Alright, love. It's okay I'll take care of ya." He comforted them, slipping his fingers out and kneeling on the bed behind them. He lined himself up, rubbing against them to make sure the lube hadn't dried too much, and then groaned as the head of his cock was sucked into their hole. Bloodhound panted, adjusting to the girth of him inside them, before once again rocking their hips back.

     Slowly, inch by inch, Fuse sheathed his whole length inside them. Once at the base, Fuse paused to let Bloodhound adjust and rubbed along their back and ass.

   "So good, pup. Takin' me so well." He spoke in a comforting tone, brushing some of their long hair away from their face and smiling at how relaxed they looked. Fully submitting and ready for anything Fuse would do to them.

   After admiring them for a few moments, Fuse dragged his hips back at an excruciatingly slow pace. He wanted to make sure Hound felt every inch of him leave their hole before thrusting sharply, slapping his hips against their ass. The whimper they let out was music to his ears, and he couldn't help himself from continuing to thrust hard and deep. They definitely weren't complaining about it though.

   "Já, já, já~ Meira, meira, Walter~" Bloodhound kept muttering under their breath along with whimpers and whines. Fuse could tell they were really enjoying it, their mouth hung open and their eyes rolled back. He grabbed their thigh and spread them just a bit further before gripping their hips and fucking them even deeper now.

   "Touch yourself for me, pup. And don't stop, even if it's too much." Fuse enjoyed watching Bloodhound weakly reach down to take their length in their hand. They started pathetically twisting their wrist, stroking along only the tips on their cock. The sound of their own slick being spread over their length was a new type of lewd and some of it even dripped onto the sheets, but they didn't care. They were too addicted to the feeling of being pounded over and over and the sound of sweaty skin slapping against sweaty skin.

   Fuse took a second to adjust his position and suddenly was directly hitting Bloodhound's prostate with ever thrust. Their whimpers turned into cries and the overwhelming amount of pleasure made them tear up. Their strokes grew more frantic as they started chasing orgasm, crying into the sheets.

    "Elskan, gonna- hah~ cum!"

    "Cum for me, pup. Wanna feel you milk me dry." Fuse was panting, approaching his own orgasm. All he needed was the addition of Bloodhound squeezing around him to push himself over the edge. And god damn, they came hard.

    Bloodhound sobbed as they came, tensing their muscles and clenching around Fuse, making him groan. Their cum painted their hand and the sheets and they dropped their hand from their twitching length. Fuse wasn't done yet though, and the overstimulation made Bloodhound raise their head out of the mattress, tears running down their cheeks.

    "Walter it's too much-"

    "Take it for me, love. I'm almost there you can do it."

   After a few more moments Fuse's hips stuttered and he bottomed out, pressing their hips together as he came as deep as he could inside the other. Breathing hard, he pulled out, making them whine in discomfort and emptiness. He sat back, spreading them wide and watching as his cum slowly dripped out of their hole.

    "Bloody beautiful, just like the rest of ya, Houndy."

    Bloodhound didn't have the energy to deny it, so they just hummed and smiled, basking in the afterglow of their orgasm and the love of their boyfriend.

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1 year ago

Could I get Fuse from apex taking care of a suck S/O :3

I'm sorry this took me so long, funnily I've been sick for the past 2 weeks and it fucked up my productivity but I'm back babes.

So here's Fuse taking care of you, his s/o, when you're sick :)

Fuse x Sick Reader

No content warnings, this is just wholesome

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• He's very much the type of guy that wants to take care of and coddle his partners, so when he sees that you're sick he steps up to help.

• "Stay is bed love, let me take care of ya."

• You could literally have a sniffle and he'll make you rest for it.

• No matter how much you protest or how much work there is to be done you can't convince him to let you out of bed or off the couch.

• Will clean the whole house so that you don't feel pressured to do anything.

• "Look, I've gotten rid of any work you need to do. So get your butt back in bed and rest."

• He tries to make you soup, but we know this man can't cook anything other than barbecue.

• He just opens a can of campbells chicken noodle soup and heats it up before bringing it to you.

• He tries to make you laugh, entertaining you by pretending he's your butler or smth.

• "Your gourmet soup, darlin'."

• He's a big goof but we love him.

• If he can't be with you 24/7 while you're sick, he will call you in every free moment he has.

• He's not concerned about you getting him sick, he'll cuddle you and kiss you without a care in the world.

• It could've only been 5 min since his last call but he'll still go "Still alive over there?"

• He makes sure that everyone knows to leave you alone because you're sick.

• Any of the legends could be like "Hey where is-" and he'd be like "THEY'RE SICK DONT BOTHER THEM."

• He's like a momma bear protecting you, mf glares at anyone who disturbs your peaceful rest time.

• Makes a blanket fort for you to nest in while he feeds you snacks and holds glasses of water for you to sip from.

• Probably believes his immune system is strong enough to handle it.

• His immune system fails him 9/10 times.

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This is shorter than my usual stuff but trying to balance school, intensive therapy, and creative writing is a lot shdhnsja

I hope it's good enough :)


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