Hello! Can You Do Anything For Crypto, Even If It's Just General Dating Headcannons. I Need ANYTHING.

Hello! Can you do anything for crypto, even if it's just general dating headcannons. I need ANYTHING.

Sorry it took me a while to respond, studying for exams has been really time consuming. I hope you enjoy!

Crypto x Reader Headcannons

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• Crypto is a very gentle lover, he tries his best to give you the attention you need even if a lot of his time is spent on his computers

• His love languages are definitely quality time and physical affection

• He likes to just be in your presence, whether that's watching a movie together, or simply just being in the same room doing completely different things, as long as you're there he's happy

• When he's typing away on his computers he often let's you sit in his lap, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and cuddling into his neck

• He also likes having a hand on you everywhere you go, a hand on your thigh while he or you are driving, a hand on your lower back while out in public, a hand lacing fingers between yours while you walk, all of it

• He's not possessive but he is protective

• He just likes knowing that you're safe

• He's not scared of other people hitting on you, he knows you're loyal, but he's afraid that others will hurt you or take advantage of you

• But, and I feel like I gotta say this again, He's not possessive about it

• You're allowed to do whatever the fuck you want, he just likes knowing about it

• Dates with Crypto are mostly just ordering take out and cuddling on the couch, but occasionally he will go all out and take you to a fancy ass restaurant where you have to dress up all formal and shit

• He also likes to take you on fun little dates like mini golf or laser tag

• I feel like he spoils you, he's got the money and we all know he barely uses any of it on himself

• Anything you mention wanting or even just liking he'll be like "I can buy it for you," wallet already in his hands ready to pay

• He defines calls you jagiya, but in public it's just your name because he's embarrassed about it

• Whatever nickname you use for him he blushes, could be something like "my sugar cube" and he'd blush, he just likes being called pet names

Warning these next ones are a bit spicy, not straight smut but a bit spicy

• This man is so submissive both sexually and just in general, most of the time he takes the lead but the second you tell him to do something he's like "yes of course" and does it

• He tries to act dominant but the second you reach out and touch him he's melting into a puddle cuz he's so flustered

• He's very sensitive on his waist and around where his skin and the metal of his modifications meet

• Pay attention to those areas and he'll be a whining mess :)

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This gives me Widowmaker vibes

Also I love my girlfriend and their art is amazing :)

Just felt like posting this sketch of mine, don't mind the blood :)

Have a lovely day <3

Holy fuck I suddenly started getting a lot of requests all at once shdhnsnaks

Thank you guys! I really appreciate it and I love doing this. I'm just warning yall though it will take a while to get through everyone's requests so please be patient!

any crypto/wattson hc’s?

Sure, it might be a bit less than my usual works because I'm not super into this ship but I'll try my best for you :)

Also it took me a while cuz winter break was exhausting, apologies for that

CONTAINS: NSFW further below

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《SFW》

• This is giving very much ray of sunshine x I hate everyone except this one person type of vibes

• Wattson is just this ball of energy and optimism and Crypto is just there looking like he hasn't slept in weeks and he's ready to fight god

• Crypto would literally do anything for Wattson, I mean how can you not when she's just the best thing in the whole world

• But also Wattson would kill for Crypto, she's like his hype man who will tell him that he's doing amazing and then punch a man in the span of 10 seconds

• Everyone knows they're dating, but that's probably cuz Wattson can't stop talking about how cool and amazing her boyfriend is while everyone listens like "mhm... you've told me this fifty times already"

• Their favorite dates are when they just order asian take out, put a cheesy rom-com on the TV, and just laugh with eachother

• Wattsons love language is words of affirmation and gift giving and Crypto's is quality time

• Wattson definitely brings Crypto little things like rocks and funky leaves but they all have weird origins or smth

• "You see the red on this rock? That is blood. I killed them in the games and I thought their blood looked cool on the rock. Take it. It is yours now."

• Crypto keeps all of them on his desk, every doodled sticky note, pebble or stone, funky leaf, he keeps them all on his desk in a fancy arrangement

• Wattson calls Crypto mon chou, mon beau, or just mon amour

• Crypto calls Wattson jagiya, yeobo, or cheonsa

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• I feel like they prefer the foreplay rather than the penetration part of sex

• They're both switches and most of the time neither of them are really dominant or submissive

• But Crypto still really likes it when Wattson takes control, and Wattson likes to occasionally edge him or overstim him just to watch him squirm

• Under the desk support :)

• They very much enjoy oral sex, Wattson loves feeling Crypto twitch in her mouth and Crypto loves tasting Wattson

• They're not super kinky together, they enjoy the intimacy of softer sex, plus Crypto would never intentionally make Wattson cry, doesn't mean they're 100% vanilla tho

• Wattsons a big fan of edging and overstimulation, especially when she can get Crypto to cry

• Crypto is into a little bit of exhibitionism and voyeurism, he loves watching Wattson touch herself and sneaking into alleyways so she can drop down and suck him off

• Their favorite positions are 69, riding, and missionary

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Contains: NSFW further below, nothing too bad tho

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《SFW》

• You'd think that Wraith would be the jealous and protective one in the relationship but Wattson will subject you to hell for eternity if you wrong her girlfriend

• Wraith is completely infatuated with Wattson, she studies her features and loves tracing her Lichtenberg scar

• Wattson's only insecurity is the scar, but seeing Wraith trace it or place kisses along it makes her feel better about it

• Wraith is big spoon because she needs to cuddle smth to fall asleep

• Wattson plays with Wraith's hair to calm her down when times are hard

• Wattson will call Wraith mon amour, ma chérie, and mon ange

• Wriath will call Wattson dear, hun, small things like that, and around others she just calls her Natalie

• Wraith isn't one for pda, she lets Wattson kiss her cheeks or hold her hand but she won't go out of her way to be affectionate with her girlfriend when others are around

• Wattson is fine with that^^^ she knows it's not because Wraith is embarrassed of her or anything, it's just not something she does

• They read books together and quote lines that are interesting, and Wattson will accidentally blurt out spoilers before Wraith can get to that part, but Wraith doesn't mind

• "Renée.... (insert character here) just died..."

"....I haven't gotten to that part yet hun."

"OH, DÉSOLÉE MON CHÉRIE."

"Thats okay Nat <3"

• Their relationship is so healthy they don't even know the meaning of the word toxic

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• They're both switches, but Wattson tops more often

• SHHSHSGHS I KNOW THATS AN UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WATTSON??? SHE DEFINITELY OWNS AT LEAST 3 STRAPS

• Plus this woman gets satisfaction and joy from electric shocking her enemies, she would love to find all the spots that make Wraith squirm

• Wattson is probably the type of person who doesn't need to cum to get satisfaction from sex, probably doesn't even need to be touched, as long as she's making her partner cum enough for both of them

• But she's gentle with it, always making sure that Wraith is okay and enjoying herself

• Wraith is absolutely loving it, and by the end she's so relaxed you'd think she just took 10 melatonin gummies like she's ready to sleep for a whole year

• There's always blankets and pillows and candles when they have sex, and Wattson is always ready to scoop Wraith up and hold her close if she doesn't want anymore

• I can't even think of anything super kinky they'd do man, this ship is just the most wholesome things and they just take care of eachother

• That gave me an idea tho, mommy kink

• Wraith occasionally calls Wattson mommy, but not because she's told to, it just feels right and then she cries

• OKAY IM DONE

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I hope you liked it! I might do some Lobalore later too. Have a good day all you wonderful people!

A part two of that Revenant oneshot I wrote for @dontbethatguy20

Hope you like it! And merry Christmas to those who celebrate!

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Days passed since you confronted Rev. You tried to avoid him for as long as you could, not wanting to accept what youd learnt or what you felt about it. But alas, the games seem to be your downfall.

"Stop getting in my line of sight for fucks sake." You grumbled, moving your sniper over so your scope was clear again. You looked down your sight, taking in a squad consisting of Bloodhound and Fuse as they looked for loot. And then your sight was disturbed by red and silver metal. "Rev! Fuck off!"

"I want you to look at me." Revenant pushed the barrel of your sniper out of the way, forcing you to look at him face to face for the first time in days. It scared you, but not in the usual "murder robot staring you down" scared, it was like the scared when you meet your crushes eyes for the first time after realizing you like them. Not that you liked Revenant like that, pfff no way.... right?

"Fuck off." Thats all you said to him before shifting your sniper over once again and looking down the scope. You zoned in on Fuse, the one who moved the least, and aimed right between the eyes.

Right as you went to take the shot, your sniper moved and you alerted the enemy squad. Bloodhound immediate pulled out their own sniper and took aim, and you had to scramble away from the ledge you were on. You took cover behind a rock, Revenant following and sitting beside you.

"Why would you do that you jerk?!" You yelled at him, assuming he was the one to nudge your gun as you shot.

"I wanted your attention. You've been ignoring me." Revenant scooted closer to you, and you scooted away in return.

"God you're like a lovesick puppy." Sighing, you strapped your sniper to your back and faced him. "Well, you've got my attention. What the fuck do you want?"

"You've been stressed, I can practically feel your heartbeat skyrocket everytime you see me." Revenant pointed out. You're face turned beet red, and you stuttered trying to come up with a response. He just stared the whole time, waiting patiently. After a while of struggle, you just sighed and turned away from him.

"Now is not the time for this conversation. Wait till the game's over." You peaked out from your cover just to come face to face with the mask that Bloodhound wore, and next second you were waking up in the medbay once again.

You had to stop getting distracted during the games. It was hard though when Revenant wouldn't let you go. You changed clothes, and opened the curtain around your bed to see that Revenant was standing in the same place as last time. He watched you as you approached, grabbing his metal hand and dragging him to your room in the big building. Sitting him down on your desk chair, you stood before him with hands on your hips.

"Look, all of this is just wrong. You shouldn't be able to love me. I shouldn't love you. We shouldnt-"

"You love me?"

It had slipped out, and you turned away from him quickly to hide your blush. You hadn't even admitted that fact to yourself, why did you just blab it to him? Curse your inability to shut up. Aw fuck it man.

"Fine, yes. I love you god damnit. I don't want to but I do. But this is wrong. We shouldn't love eachother, what will people think?" You started pacing, something you did when stressed. Revenant's eyes followed, expression blank as it always was.

"It doesn't have to be a public thing." He suggested, grabbing your hand to get you to stop pacing. You looked at him, and the realization that you loved a fucking robot hit you. It seems so stupid, so fucking stupid. How did this happen?

"But-"

"Stop." Revenant interrupted you. Again. "Stop giving me lousy excuses. We don't have to be public, we can take it slow, we don't even have to be a couple until you want to. Just let me love you."

You hesitated for a while, looking into his eyes. Somehow he had said exactly what you wanted to hear, and you relaxed a bit. Making a decision, you sighed.

"Okay. I admit it. I love you, and I want you to love me."

"Thank you."

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