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what the legends do for your birthday

Ft Rampart, Bangalore, Gibby, Octane, Crypto, Catalyst, Mirage and Wattson

Rampart

She wakes you up bright and early-way too early for your taste, but I digress. She buys you a cake she thinks you might like, fixes an old sentimental object of yours (aww), gives you a personalized henna tattoo, and does whatever it is you want to do for the day. If you want to rip and run all over the place and do something lively like go to a amusement park, she’s down to clown, but if you just wanna stay inside and relax, she’s okay with that too. And yes, birthday licks are included in the package.

Gibby

I like to think he’d take you out to lunch at one of those restaurants where you can eat at a bar outside on a sunny day. They also serve the drinks in the cool cups shaped like pineapples and cacti. While you guys are just eating and chatting, he’ll be silly and use his French fries as a mustache and you’ll attempt to try and take the fry before he lets it fall in his mouth. Definetly makes a happy birthday appreciation post online.

Octane

He asks a few people to plan what to do for your birthday. He asks you too, but he blurs the line between blatantly saying it and be in subtle, so you think it’s for your birthday but you aren’t entirely sure and just don’t really ask about it. Eventually, when he figures that you just want to chill and relax, he’ll comply, getting you a gift bag of your favorite collection of snacks and orders you some takeout. You watch some of his stunts together and you puse the videos on certain funny looking frames just for funsies. He lets it slide just for the day though.

Bangalore

She takes you to go out to eat at a nice restaurant-nothing too fancy but nothing too casual either. She also suprised you with some gifts! Got a fragrance you like? Or a particular store you frequent? She’ll go out of her way to get you little things from those places or gift cards if she can’t figure out what to get since shopping isn’t really her thing. Or if she does know what to get, she usually gets things to at arent really her style.

Crypto

He makes a little happy birthday mini game for you! Hack projects the game, and you use Tae-joon’s controller Rubik’s cube thingy as a remote. It’s just a simple platform game to him, but you’ve never had anybody make you a whole video game, like ever. He likes to act like it was a easy job and it was for the most part but there was this one pesky little bug it took him forever to patch 😅

Mirage

Should he cook? Should he blow all his money on you? He’s overthinking it even though he knows you’re super appreciative. It’s very much the thought that counts, which is why he wants this birthday to be perfect. He throws a bar party with decorations of your favorite color-that same party evolving into drunken fights and eventually being shut down. To his surprise, you had fun! Sure you could do without the broken glass and unidentified liquids, but fun is fun, and you’re glad Elliot planned a party with you in mind.

Catalyst

She bakes a cake just for you! She enlists her sisters to help. The cake’s icing and decorations are of your birthstone and minerals that remind her of your personality, and the flavor is your favorite kind. It’s so pretty that you don’t even want to eat it all. After the happy birthday singing ritual, she reads you a good fortune and you and her sisters spend the rest of the day reminiscing together.

Wattson

She surprises you with a custom Nessie at a picnic! To be honest, it took her forever to keep the suprised a secret but now she can finally show you! She spent a lot of time making sandwiches and even baked a pie! (The pie could be better but let’s be fair it was only her second time making one) it was a nice warm and sunny day so it made enjoying lunch and desert on your special day even better.

Hello! Can you do anything for crypto, even if it's just general dating headcannons. I need ANYTHING.

Sorry it took me a while to respond, studying for exams has been really time consuming. I hope you enjoy!

Crypto x Reader Headcannons

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• Crypto is a very gentle lover, he tries his best to give you the attention you need even if a lot of his time is spent on his computers

• His love languages are definitely quality time and physical affection

• He likes to just be in your presence, whether that's watching a movie together, or simply just being in the same room doing completely different things, as long as you're there he's happy

• When he's typing away on his computers he often let's you sit in his lap, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and cuddling into his neck

• He also likes having a hand on you everywhere you go, a hand on your thigh while he or you are driving, a hand on your lower back while out in public, a hand lacing fingers between yours while you walk, all of it

• He's not possessive but he is protective

• He just likes knowing that you're safe

• He's not scared of other people hitting on you, he knows you're loyal, but he's afraid that others will hurt you or take advantage of you

• But, and I feel like I gotta say this again, He's not possessive about it

• You're allowed to do whatever the fuck you want, he just likes knowing about it

• Dates with Crypto are mostly just ordering take out and cuddling on the couch, but occasionally he will go all out and take you to a fancy ass restaurant where you have to dress up all formal and shit

• He also likes to take you on fun little dates like mini golf or laser tag

• I feel like he spoils you, he's got the money and we all know he barely uses any of it on himself

• Anything you mention wanting or even just liking he'll be like "I can buy it for you," wallet already in his hands ready to pay

• He defines calls you jagiya, but in public it's just your name because he's embarrassed about it

• Whatever nickname you use for him he blushes, could be something like "my sugar cube" and he'd blush, he just likes being called pet names

Warning these next ones are a bit spicy, not straight smut but a bit spicy

• This man is so submissive both sexually and just in general, most of the time he takes the lead but the second you tell him to do something he's like "yes of course" and does it

• He tries to act dominant but the second you reach out and touch him he's melting into a puddle cuz he's so flustered

• He's very sensitive on his waist and around where his skin and the metal of his modifications meet

• Pay attention to those areas and he'll be a whining mess :)

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Could I get a Crypto (Apex) x reader

Just want some soft cryppy to warm my heart because I love him so much!

*TW: knifes, and blood*

You and crypto were at home and he was on his laptop like usual on the couch well you were making dinner. You were listening to the TV sense it had the news on. You were using a knife to cut tomatoes (if you don't like tomatoes pick lettuce or somthing idk) well cutting the ingredient to cut your finger quiet deeply. You then dropped the knife and said ouch loud enough for crypto to hear. He looked up, soon coming to see what happened "are you ok?" He said concerned as he walked over unable to see your finger because your back was tords him

"My finger is bleeding a lot" you then showed him your finger

He looked around for a med kit "Well, it's not exactly deep enough for stiches but not shallow enough for just a bandaid" he eventually found the first aid and grabbed it. He opened it up and use whatever inside on your finger that he needed. After he was done he kissed your covered finger then kissed your cheek

"Are you alright now?"

"Yeah, I'm fine"

Requests are open again (: I do overwatch and apex legends scenarios, headcannons and match ups