This Is What I Imagine The Pitch For MAG184 Was Like:

This is what I imagine the pitch for MAG184 was like:

Jonny:"I'm doing an episode about ants,"

Alex:"oh, okay. Is there an avatar in this one?"

"yes it's, well it's uh... It's gonna sounds silly when I say it,"

"it's okay go ahead,"

"it's the ants,"

"all of them?"

"yes... It'll be cool I promise,"

"great,"

"also I want to put my friend Tim in it,"

"yep, sure."

Me drawing yet another skeleton:

(in anguish)

"the hand bone's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's connected to the hand bone..."

My tiktok is basically just exclusively good omens edits, My favorite part of it though is going into the comments and seeing people say stuff like "she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen" and they're talking about 54-year-old Welsh actor Michael Sheen.

And they're right.

The worst part about being functionally illiterate is not actually being illiterate, it's the fact people don't understands that I'm illiterate to a degree and whenever I say "what up I'm Mason I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read" they think I'm joking, I'm not joking, I really never learned how to read, I have a severe learning disability.

NOT ZOLF,

ALEXANDER,

NOT ZOLF,

ANYONE ELSE!

(except Wilde also not Wilde)

Saw some excellent pigeons at my bus stop today.