I Really Liked The Bit After This Where Mike SaidCMON, LETS TALK! WELL HAVE A LATTE!

i really liked the bit after this where mike said “C’MON, LETS TALK! WE’LL HAVE A LATTE!”

¿quieres michael?

simping for every resident evil character

your honor, in my defense, the queer-coded villain was really funny and also the best character.

LET ME TELL Y’ALL WHY THIS IS THE BEST WILLIAM AFTON LOOK EVER

The thing is, he looks normal. Which is a good thing. He looks like the kinda guy that looks almost too normal not to be suspicious. He’s not some over the top villain or looks excessively evil or malicious at first glance. Which is brilliant, because if he did no child ever would approach him let alone follow him into his little murder room. He’s approachable. No kid is gonna look at this guy and think “oh he wants to murder me”. No, they’re gonna see some old guy who probably wants to hand them extra faztokens and pat their little naïve heads and send them on their way. This take on ol’ willy the purple people stabber is subtle enough to be a passable member of society but juuuuuuuuuuuust off enough to where the hair on the back of your arms stand up when he’s around, and that’s only if you know what to look for or already know his reputation.

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry