Your Honor, In My Defense, The Queer-coded Villain Was Really Funny And Also The Best Character.

your honor, in my defense, the queer-coded villain was really funny and also the best character.

All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it

i really liked the bit after this where mike said “C’MON, LETS TALK! WE’LL HAVE A LATTE!”

LET ME TELL Y’ALL WHY THIS IS THE BEST WILLIAM AFTON LOOK EVER

The thing is, he looks normal. Which is a good thing. He looks like the kinda guy that looks almost too normal not to be suspicious. He’s not some over the top villain or looks excessively evil or malicious at first glance. Which is brilliant, because if he did no child ever would approach him let alone follow him into his little murder room. He’s approachable. No kid is gonna look at this guy and think “oh he wants to murder me”. No, they’re gonna see some old guy who probably wants to hand them extra faztokens and pat their little naïve heads and send them on their way. This take on ol’ willy the purple people stabber is subtle enough to be a passable member of society but juuuuuuuuuuuust off enough to where the hair on the back of your arms stand up when he’s around, and that’s only if you know what to look for or already know his reputation.

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

flat top grill penis on company time

IF THERE'S ONE THING I WANT FROM THE MOVIE-

(Also, if the movie is successful, the amount of people asking for that line at Cons. Poor Shaggy lol)