Went Into A Book Store (which Has So Many Books In It That I Cannot Process Them All, But I Thought I

went into a book store (which has so many books in it that I cannot process them all, but I thought I might look at the art books) and the littlest, roundest mouse scurried out from under a bookshelf and past me into the open area

sometimes I look up information about the college my sister went to and I go eleven per cent acceptance rate average act score 31-34 what the freak molly

I finally found a doctor that would remove my uterus and I had him preserve it in a jar for me. I gave it to a woman with a trans flag pin that said ‘MTF’ and told her the next time some idiot transphobe told her ‘real women have a uterus’, she could now reply with 100% honesty that she, in fact, did have a uterus and the transphobe could die mad about it.

don't try to make this darker than it is

car with the squeakiest brakes ever just stopped in front of the bus stop. took forever to come to a full stop. is this the same as when I take like 30 seconds to push my chair in because it is making horrible noises with the floor and I feel self-conscious about it

Bringing this post back for the holiday season 🎁

fun fact: if you have approximately 1100 USD and would like to use it to purchase hygrometers in packs of 6, you can theoretically get approximately at the price of $9.99 per pack off of amazon