It's So Funny That When I Take My Glasses Off In The Unfamiliar Public I Am The Only One Who Knows Everything

It's so funny that when I take my glasses off in the unfamiliar public I am the only one who knows everything is blurry now

Nevermind we are so good

I thought I made a post where did it go

gotta say peponi (the piano guys ft alex boye) sounds really weird when I am trying to listen to it while also playing pokemon go, which I have never figured out how to turn the background music off for

my brother just saw tumblr over my shoulder and asked "what is that? it looks like,,,, weird instagram."

that time I wrote and performed a poem about overstimulation and everyone thought it was about anxiety when actually I was being so literal about the whole. can't do anything, I feel physically bad. thing

you mean to tell me he EATS the MAIL??!!!

I love shopping at niche online merch shops that really shouldn't exist, like the Heinz 57 Apparel Store and the Whataburger Gift Shop. One of my favorites is the USPS "gifts" section of the website, because it's mostly very elegant prints of commemorative stamps, and then once in a while just tosses some wild-ass shit out there.

Like Farley.

Farley is an anthropomorphic postbox. He's extremely shaped.

I thought maybe he was some kind of new mascot but as far as I can tell he's just a stuffed postbox retailing for $15. He appears to be named for James Aloysius Farley, postmaster general from 1933-40, but I do not know why. Ah, sweet mysteries of life.

[ID: A screengrab from the USPS website of a stuffed toy; it is shaped like a USPS mail receptacle, a tall blue bin with four legs. The toy has a US Mail stamp on the side and a beaming face where the mail slot would normally be.]