Every Time I See A Bouquet I'm Like Hold On Let Me Get A Good Look At That. What Do We Have Here

every time I see a bouquet I'm like hold on let me get a good look at that. what do we have here

today on amelia knows a little too much about flower arrangements: ooo... oough.... that's kind of a sucky bouquet... why did you do it like that..

sitting in the middle of the row in a lecture hall there are 5 people immediately to my right and no one in the 4 seats to my left I am unbalanced

(me clearing my queue before I start playing my music over the speakers at work) just because I want to listen to tokugawa cupnoodle prohibition ten times in a row doesn't mean all of you have to do it too

whenever people follow me but they have their likes turned off and haven't reblogged or commented on any of my posts I'm like what was it. what drew you to me. like I get it tho I also have my likes turned off for all you and I don't reblog or comment all that much. unfortunately, sympathy does not stop my thirst for knowledge

"anything you want can be hot ben" - past me