match-your-steps

sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Yeah, This Thing Is Pretty Expensive, But It's Not As Expensive As Me, Meaning I Will Not Wait To Sacrifice

Yeah, this thing is pretty expensive, but it's not as expensive as me, meaning I will not wait to sacrifice my dignity before using it as a projectile weapon

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3 years ago

I'm pretty sure that today I have been "the funniest thing I've ever seen" to several people because more than once, I would be calmly serving a customer, and then, after they ordered, I would just sprint around the table behind me to the back of this (very small) room and absolutely yeet the popcorn out of the popcorn popper

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would definitely be something that fit well in an anime but I haven't watched enough anime in a while to know what to compare it to I've seen uhhh Haikyuu imagine Kageyama from hq calmly having a volleyball conversation with like.. a coach and then once it's over he sprints madly to the popcorn machine and flips the popcorn popper in it bro idk if you can visualize this the right way if I make it an art prompt maybe someone will confirm whether I'm describing it well enough? so art prompt popcorn work stories or maybe Kageyama is yeeting Hinata into a trash can??? no he wouldn't really would he? I'm curious please let me know what you think haikyuu kageyama tobio food cw

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3 years ago

I have more to say about marching band but more importantly, sleep

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this should serve as a reminder to go to bed please take care of yourself also get thst hydration aha you're so cool sleep aw yeah bro I'm exhausted bye

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3 years ago

I'm reading this list of Shakespeare quotes that are supposed to be familiar to me and a bunch of them are but OH my GOSH some of these are hilarious

New favorites include:

"Who steals my purse steals trash"

"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" ok I may have initially misread this one to be about getting a kingdom for the horse to have so it's not as funny as I thought but it's alright

Ones I vaguely recognize and appreciate:

"What a rogue and peasant slave am I"

"(Exit, pursued by a bear)"

The one I totally recognize that is still funny:

"Get thee to a nunnery"

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clearly the man who wrote this book is not well versed enough in true masterpieces of shakespeare if he didn't include what you egg stabs him /hj or maybe too many people knew that was shakespeare? for it to be on the list of often-heard things people don't always know the origin of gosh bro shakespeare quotes

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3 years ago

I've never posted a scripture before but 1 Corinthians 13:11-12 is a bunch of words that I don't know if I really understand but that feel very correct

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if you only read verse 11 then it's not as good as reading both verses together verse 12 confuses me but it's also the metaphorical cherry on top scripture growing up

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3 years ago

"why am I so warm I opened the windows- oh, I'm wearing a velvet skirt. that's it."

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