I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts
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Yeah, This Thing Is Pretty Expensive, But It's Not As Expensive As Me, Meaning I Will Not Wait To Sacrifice
Yeah, this thing is pretty expensive, but it's not as expensive as me, meaning I will not wait to sacrifice my dignity before using it as a projectile weapon
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I have more to say about marching band but more importantly, sleep
*smacks front pocket of backpack* this bad boy can fit my entire lunch box
I've never played Genshin and I barely even know who Billie Eilish is but why do they look like they're from Genshin
Listen the lady in this math video is like a less cool version of Raquelle (the Barbie one) who is better at math
I'm reading this list of Shakespeare quotes that are supposed to be familiar to me and a bunch of them are but OH my GOSH some of these are hilarious
New favorites include:
"Who steals my purse steals trash"
"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" ok I may have initially misread this one to be about getting a kingdom for the horse to have so it's not as funny as I thought but it's alright
Ones I vaguely recognize and appreciate:
"What a rogue and peasant slave am I"
"(Exit, pursued by a bear)"
The one I totally recognize that is still funny:
"Get thee to a nunnery"