Alright, Something I Have To Rant About, It Ain't Important But Whatever.

alright, something I have to rant about, it ain't important but whatever.

it's about Mateo from SAW X and for THOSE WHO CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HIM Y'ALL BETTER SIT DOWN AND HEAR ME OUT ON THIS...

so...

remember a specific line Mateo said when the camera panned to each of them that were in their traps? well- besides Mateo?

he said and I quote:

"what the fucks going on?! why're we back here?!"

ya hear that? he said why are *we* back here, he didn't say "what the fucks going on, why am I back here?!" he said WE! he said WE! and I like to think that he cared about Valentina and Gabriela, maybe even Cecilia, but after finding out why they were there he quickly turned on Cecilia but not Valentina or Gabriela, telling John that *they* had nothing to do with the scam, it was all *her* [Cecilia].

and when I first watched SAW X in theaters I noticed something, when Cecilia is introducing John to Mateo, he looked nervous and..unsure of himself like he felt BAD lying to this person who is sick in the head [no pun intended], and have you ever thought that they three followed along Cecilia because THEY'RE broke too? I mean for fucks sake Gabriela has to have Mateo himself be her dealer for her drugs and Valentina has to be a PROSTITUTE! and she may look like someone who...likes it? but she probably cares more about the money than sex itself!

here's a lyric from a song:

"have you ever been, so damn broke, you'd do anything for some dough." -067 Sings A Song, a song by Aaron Fraser-Nash made about one of the characters from Netflixs series Squid Game, check it out its really good. those lyrics make sense for Valentina and the others, they are so damn broke that they'd scam poor dying people of their money just to be happy,

now back to SAW X, what I said about those three make sense, look at Cecilia she has this big gorgeous ass house! it's from the money yeah but do you think Mateo, Gabby and Valentina would be suffering in being 'broke' if Cecilia were to share the money with them? no! they'd be having parties, doing whatever, I know she never cared about them but still.

they're victims too I wanna think, not just John, and they had a will to live! Mateo & Valentina just weren't fast enough, they were terrified and Gabriela...Cecilia should've died in her trap, even Parker was hesitant on putting Carlos in the blood boarding trap with John:(

if all three [Mateo, Valentina & Gabriela] survived their fates, they definitely would've comforted eachother on their traumas and definitely would've helped John too but in their OWN helping way.

that's my conclusion on this rant :]

guys can I just like

*makes a new SAW X tag*

#Mateo x Eye Trap Guy

<3

you know how Lionsgate released two clips of the traps in the movie?

why do they do that? do they think we're gonna let our guard down and watch the clips even though we should wait for the movie? because they're right!

I don't regret though, I found comfort in both clips-

glad to see another mateo fan 🙏🙏🙏 i didn’t expect to like him so much from the trailers but his sweatiness and determination ensnared me.

for me it was love at the first sight 💀 nah I'll be honest I wanted him to perish buuuuuuut my bisexual ass just had to simp for Mateo, he is so adorable :(

I'D DIE AND LAUGH

failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing

not wanting to put them in jars

mateo saw x and mallick scott saw 5 both scratch the same pathetic little guy itch in my brain. i want to put them both in jars and shake them violently and watch them scramble around inside