Mark Hoffman - Tumblr Posts
Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.
my mom says hoffman and strahm look too similar and she can't tell them apart lmao i have to tell her whos who every time either of them are on screen
why’d hoffman take this shirtless man and put him in a bathtub and then turn on the water? did you just want to see a shirtless man soaking wet or something hoffman. jesus fucking christ.
And in the final stretch of time just when nobody thought they'd do it BLUES COMES IN LIKE LIGHTNING TO DELIVER THEIR YEARLY LEGALLY MANDATED HALLOWEEN DRAWING AND TAKE THEIR 3 FOLLOWERS BY STOOORMMMMM
Theyre all having a little costume party at a hideout and nobody's dead and strahm's there too and everything's fine and ok and dandy and peaceful and lively on planet earth
Also strahm being a fucking buzzkill lmfao
I wish I wasn’t only capable of drawing angry bloodied men.
Hoffstrahm is like… it’s fine. It’s got its charm. It’s a good rebound situationship for Hoffman. But let’s not pretend Hoffrigg isn’t QUINTESSENTIAL toxic yaoi. Like the layers… the dedication… Hoffman being bound by both his wrists and ankles, shirt ripped open, tits out, wearing a gag AND a collar in the event that Rigg shows up
“Hey Rigg 😏 What if I orchestrated a city wide scavenger hunt for you to pull you into the fray of my world so you can see society and justice through my eyes? What if I changed life as you know it and you felt so compelled by the revelations that you join me in the dynasty that I’ve become a part of? That you willingly accept a life with little room for other meaningful relationships, therefore a making it a life you could only share with someone who understands. Someone like me. 😏😏😏”
IT WAS ART!!!!! IT WAS CRAFTSMANSHIP!!!!!
guys guys are we finally hating on mark hoffman from the saw movies??? fucking hate that guy, biggest moment of my life. i want to put him in a meat grinder.
I love yurifying them
toxic yaoi 🫀
Why does he look like that
I like these movies a normal amount
bored single dads here /j
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Hoffman really doesn't have the right to be bitter that Strahm didn't join him when his entire pitch was essentially
Kramer's kids fell asleep in front of the TV
FUCK YOU!!! *yuris your toxic yaoi*