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SCP Tales, Episode 13 - "The Deadname Meme” | The SCP Foundation Database

“Heather realized who she had been staring at… This was her new boss. Dr. Lillian Lillihammer, living legend and memetics whiz.”

"The Deadname Meme"

by Queerious

Our Pride episode for 2024 has been released, featuring guest @demilypyro and returning guest @circeofjagd, as well as @iridethedirt, Lee Daniel, and Breck Wilhite!

You can find more of Demily on Twitch (https://twitch.tv/demilypyro) and the ruins that were once Twitter (https://twitter.com/demilypyro).

Happy Pride!

And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

for gods sake please if you were involved in a riot or a violent protest or any kind of illegal direct action do NOT post about it on tumblr! especially not with pictures! you are putting yourself and your comrades at risk! if you intend to discuss your experience for the purpose of educating others, be as vague as possible about where you were and what the situation was. again, NO PICTURES!

I fucking love sistems so much, holy shit.

You are all perfect.

My system is developing into an elaborate network of bird lies. I have an alter named Gale which is short for Nightingale and their sona is a bird so you would think they would be a nightingale except if you asked them they would say they're actually a crow except I know that's a lie because they've also explicitly clarified that they're a magpie that dyed their wings to look like a crow. And they pretty frequently cofront with another alter (penny) and that cofront has a pretty strong sense of her own identity and her name is Phoebe which is another type of bird but if you asked if she was a phoebe she would say "no i do not like birds. I think that birds are beneath me. I prefer butterflies". And then her sona is. a goddamn crow

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I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.

Listen Sanji and kitchen talk never gets old to me. Please take into consideration the following:

1. Sanji walking around with a very, very hot pan saying 'hot behind' and dodging past Nami to plate. She obviously does not take this well and thumps him so hard the pan almost falls. He is very confused, he looks like a kicked puppy. Nami hit him and left while mumbling to herself.

2. Zoro notices how the cook weaves through tight spaces very easily, especially during battle. He doesn't understand why the cook keeps yelling 'on your left!' behind!' 'corner!' at Marines and other pirates. Or why some of them yell back 'heard' or 'got it, left/corner/behind!'. What the fuck.

3. Sanji walking around with a knife and yelling 'Sharp!' as he walks out to do whatever. Franky says he's looking sharp as always cook bro. Sanji thanks as he starts peeling vegetables or something.

4. Law hearing all of this and yells at Sanji to shut up because he just wants some peace and quiet and why the fuck are all the Strawhats so loud. Sanji apologizes because it's a force of habit after being in professional kitchens since he was eight and he doesn't want to hurt him or the crew. When Law asks for further clarification he explains 'hot' and 'sharp' means he's holding something dangerous, obviously, hot pans, hot plates, knives. The 'on your whatever' and 'corner' means he's telling people where he's coming from so there's no collisions. Law is blinking at him is exasperation and agrees that him yelling that is more than acceptable because of who the Strawhats are.