Max-a-max - Tumblr Blog

^ this is me btw. If you ever mess w me this is who you're messing with

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOU-

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Is that the hit rapper skittle-?

..Artistic Liberties? WHAR DOES THAT MEAN SHOULD I B SCARED

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Again, no clue how long ago this was posted [Am I stupid?] But fiwb

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Hey uh Hollywood. What the FUCK was the Mc movie-? Why do the animals look so fucking weird I canr do this 😭🙏

Sorry mcsm D:

I CANR DO THIS OMFG 😭🙏

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

New sideblog btw, it has nothing posted to it [as of 09/05/24], but it is here!!

Intro post... YAYAYAYYYAYA

Hello! My name is Max, but you can also call me Mari! I have a lotta this listed on my uh straw.page, but I'm gonna put all of this here, too:

✮ I use any pronouns! [It/they/xe Preference]

✮ I am a MINOR!! Please don't be creepy

✮ I'm Aroace and Agender!

✮ I'm absolutely HORRENDOUS at determining tone via text, so tonetags help a lot!!

✮ I do digital art and write sometimes!! It all will be posted here, or on my Ao3 :D

DNI AND BMF LISTS!

Please DNI if:

𑁍 You're Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, or a TERF

𑁍 Loli/Shotacons

𑁍 Proshippers

𑁍 P0rn blogs

PLEASEE INTERACT:

♡ If you're an Inkspedition/Alphalore fan [PLEASEPLEASEPL-]

♡ If you're a splatoon player

♡ IF YOURE A SFW DIGITAL ARTIST

♡ If we're friends anywhere else!! Any friends I've made on other social media platforms are obv welcome to Interact!!

CUSTOM #'S! FINALLY!!!

#You asked and 🎻🐏 answers = all asks!

#🎻🐏Rb = posts I've reblogged and added a note to!

#🎻Yapsesh🐏 = Me yapping about my special interests

#🎻RamRants = Js me ranting abt bs

#🖋🐏 = My digital art or writing!

#🎻Sillyposting = Js random shitposting

#🗳🐏 = Polls I make!

**Note: This post will have all my custom tags, + relevant tags!!

"B-b-but, you'll find someone that youll want to date and have sex wi-" AH, WRONG!! RANDOM LIVESTOCK BEAM!!! 🐴🐐🐑🐏🐫🐷🐘🐑🐏🦛🐇🦙🐖🐗🦬🐂🐴🐃🫏🐈🐈‍⬛🦎🐢🐍🕊🦅🐓🐓🐥🐤🦘🦨🐤🐣🐘🐐🦬🫏🐷🐷🦙🐫🐖🐈🐢🐇🐖🦅🦨🦙🐖🐇🐢🐴🐖🐃🐖🐇🐗🐇🐣🐈‍⬛🐓🦘🕊🫏🐴🦙🐃🐘🦙🐢🐈🐗🐓🦨🦙🐍🐥🐗🐖🐍🐂🐗🦬🐑🐘🐏🐫🐷

That sounds like something I'd name my cat tee bee tch

Cryptic Graffiti

(September 15, 2023)

NUH UH!!! NO!! ITS EITHER A ROUND NUMBER OR NEVER!!!

"B-but love is w-what makes us human!!!" WRONG. BEAM OF THE ARTS❗❗❗❗ 🎨🖌️🎭🩰🩰🎵🎶🎨🖌️🎭🎭🎼🥁🎶🎵🎻🪕🎺🎨🖌️🎨🎹🎙️🎶🎭🎭🩰🩰🎭💃🩰💃🕺🩰💃🕺🎭🎭🎶🎻🩰🎻🎹🕺🪕🩰🥁🎻🎼🕺🎭🎶🎹🎭👯🥁🕺🎭🎹🎶🎹🕺🎺🎵🎹🎭🎻🥁🎭💃🎹💃🪕🎭🎵🥁🎻🎹🎺💃🎙️🎙️🪕💃🪕🎙️🖌️🎨🎙️🥁🎺🎺🩰🎼🥁🎶🎭🎶🎹🎺🪕🩰🎙️💃🎙️💃🎭🥁🎵🖌️🎻🥁🎼🎻🎼🎼🎙️💃🎹💃🎭🎼🎶🎙️💃🎺🎹💃

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

I'm bored so give me stuff to do

100 notes - I'll relearn piano and practice more

200 notes - I'll start making videos on my unused YouTube channel

300 notes - I'll put time into learning guitar

400 notes - I'll make an actual menu on my intro post

500 notes - I'll put on a maid dress

750 notes - I'll do whatever my most recent ask wants me to do (nothing 18+ though)

1000 notes - I'll EAT whatever my most recent ask wants me to. (nothing deadly, obviously)

and for a final boss because I'm running out of ideas

10000 notes - I'll eat a second bible

1 reblog per person

3 replies max per person

Good luck.

me!

Uh oh! I have a new favorite character, you know what that means!!

KITTIES!!!!

been on that pixel petz grind lately. do not give a hyperfixated person creative tools

Realization - Jason August 2024

hold the fuck up

its me im the fuck up someone hold me :3c

Please take good care of them!

these pics i took came out really good!! :0 pride flag dragon enamel pins on my etsy!