maya-harts-dream-boat - The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'
The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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"Venom 2 Is Just A Messy Gay Tentacle Porn Starring Tom Hardy And Tom Hardy's Bass Boosted Voice."

"Venom 2 is just a messy gay tentacle porn starring Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy's bass boosted voice."

"Venom 2 Is Just A Messy Gay Tentacle Porn Starring Tom Hardy And Tom Hardy's Bass Boosted Voice."
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2 years ago

Update: I haven't survived 5 years but I AM hanging to sanity by a brink, but hanging.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

3 years ago

....ok we lost the cricket match. No problems. But please for the love of god...

Do NOT WRITE ENEMIES TO LOVERS FANFICS BETWEEN Virat AND Afridi.

NONE OF US CAN REPAIR THAT MENTAL DAMAGE AND EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE IS ALREADY CRAZY ENOUGH


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3 years ago

....wahy. just wahy....

Idk Why I Expected Something Decent To Come Out Of This Hell Hole

idk why I expected something decent to come out of this hell hole 


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3 years ago

At this rate tumblrinas will barge into the stadium n play the match themselves

Ofc win it wtf you doubting the power of tumblrinas?!