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no listen, i would love to see venom in the mcu, not bc i think they'd handle him well (they won't) but because i think tom hardy would absolutely drive the disney execs up the fucking wall, and personally I think that'd be HILARIOUS, like

disney: hey tom let us see what you have

tom hardy, climbing another lobster tank: GAY VENOM AT A GAY RAVE

disney: NO-

Me: Listening to music helps me concentrate and study

Me: *puts in headphones*

*song comes on that reminds me of my fic*

Brain *perking up*: Ohohoh Dáydrèam? Plôt?? VîsUäLiSe???

Me: oh no

.... @sharmasaurus @justyourregulardepressedteen

Things that scream gifted kid burnout

Being on Tumblr, Wattpad. or AO3. especially AO3

Having several unused notebooks, that are empty simply out of fear of "ruining" them.

A caffeine addiction that started with you pulling all nighters that has progressed into you living off of monsters and never sleeping.

Having a praise or degradation kink, I'm sorry dear, I don't make the rules,

Saint Bernard by Lincoln If you wanna listen

Buying books and never reading them and or reading classics just to say you've read them.

Listening to Mitski , specifically Brand New city

All of Bo Burnhams Inside

Being the mom friend (you wanna give people the affection and attention you never received outside of your academic accomplishments.)

Your love language being acts of service

Having an academia playlist but also having a "lets burn the government playlist"

Hozier

Wanting to run away to the woods but also wanting to run away to a big city and cut off everyone from your past.

Having an obsession with office supplies/stationary

Notes app rants

.....YAS

Can you imagine if these 4 got together to form a band?

...mood bitch

Mobius: It’s 3am. We’re concerned about your mental health. What are you doing?

Loki: Sharpening knives.

If there is not a scene in multiverse of madness where someone out of wanda/strange/loki are like "we need a place to lay low" and one of them responds "I think I know a place"

Cuts to sam and bucky opening the door to sam's house with them both immediately closing it

I'll lose my shit

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

.... This is accurate on so many levels

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WRITER WHEN: THE BEGINNING~

• you just wanna know the damn price of marijuana for your book and your FBI agent gives you 'the looks' as you search for it on Google repeatedly.

• Are doing some research for your book but then you go off topic and somehow end up in a cult or a smut fanfiction.

• Make changes in your drafts in a sleep deprived state and then change it back to original the next day AGAIN.

• Think for your plot all day but don't come up with anything but then:-

° *Think of awesome dialogues during dinner*

° *Imagine your perfect book cover while in your classes*

° *make perfect scenes while sitting in the window seat of your vehicle *

° *finally figure out what's gonna happen next in the story where you have been stuck for weeks *

Later...

° *dialogues be like 'Pass the salt, you pig' and 'Umm yea yea totally yup yup'

° *Can't find perfect pictures to make the cover or drawing is crap *

° *Nothing comes in mind for the action scenes except - 'SUDDENLY-'*

° *forget the solution you had thought of *

All in all...

WRITERS JUST SUFFER.

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

....oh lord its in words

A writer’s thoughts:

Your story looks more cringy and bland when you aren’t reading it with the music you were typing it to. 

.....well this is accurate for every writer out there. @justyourregulardepressedteen @sharmasaurus

Friend: *telling me they know I’m texting a guy*

Me, actually searching the top 10 best poisons for assassinations and if rubber ducks can be seen as a threat:

Me: yeah that’s totally what I’m doing *nervous laughter*

...mood. @justyourregulardepressedteen @sharmasaurus

I really want to write right now and yet I've been sitting her for 15 minutes staring blankly at my screen listening to music just waiting for the entire 500-page book going on in my head to somehow write itself exactly how I want it to be

this video is making me SOB

Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?

in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men

also while I was double-checking my info i found this

which is just *chef’s kiss*

....wait-

Demisexual culture is thinking you’re solely ace for three years and then experiencing attraction to one (1) close friend and going “hold on this wasn’t what I signed up for what is this”

.

Dick: I have been hiding for too long. Its time I get out there and spread my-

Jason: Legs

Bruce: …

Barbara: …

Tim: …

Dick: Wings. Wings, Jason

jason, after 2 glasses of $2000 champagne: nick was fucking gay for gatsby

dick, after an entire bottle of $2000 champagne: you're fucking right

bruce: *trying to grab his mic back so he can finish his speech*

Y/N,staring:

BARBARA: Shouldn't you be worried

DICK,cooking: As long as you don't touch her, we'll be fine

BARBARA,at Damian: What happens if i do?

DAMIAN,having vietnam flasbacks: *rocking back and forth*

JASON,on the verge of tears:

TIM,on his thirteen cup of coffee: Armageddon

Gotham State University Representative: Mr. Wayne, we can’t thank you enough for your donation, we’ve had so many applications for our PhD progamme this year, we can hardly keep up.

Bruce, at the manor, ten minutes later: I told you all to stop mocking supervillains for not having doctorates!

Tim: OK wow. 

Jason: Just trying to maintain some standards?

Dick: Yeah Bruce, I transported a prisoner to Arkham the other day and Professor Crane asked if we were fighting people with Master’s degrees now.

Jason: Hi I’m Rason Rodd

Jason: That’s Ric Rayson

Jason: That’s Rim Rrake

Jason: And that one’s Ramian Rayne

Jason: And you’re watching the RatFamily!

Jason: Featuring the Ratman

....@sharmasaurus . me and @justyourregulardepressedteen are so doing this

In the hospital, after Dick was shot

Dick: *wakes up

Dick: Who am I?

Jason: You’re dick

Dick: What did you call me?

Tim: Dick. you’re dick

Dick: No, you’re the dick!

Jason: YOU ARE DICK

Dick: You are so mean!

Damian, from across the room: Oh my god. Your name is Richard. Dick for short.