I Can't Find It For The Life Of Me But I Can't Get That One Seinfeld Post That's Like "woah, Elaine,

i can't find it for the life of me but i can't get that one seinfeld post that's like "woah, elaine, you've got terf bangs!" out of my head

dear god 😰

elaine does have terf energy unfortunately but its cancelled out by my selina meyer transfem schemes

she doesnt actually have transfem energy but she does in the context of danxselina dan and selina r trans and t4t but only when theyre fucking each other because its MY SHIP and i get to project me and my girlfriend onto it

no unfortunately elaine probably is a terf and so is selina meyer but i ignore that

rubbing my hands maniacally because dan eagan x reader oneshot out 2nite

VEEP (2012-2019) | 1.05 Nicknames

watched american horror stories, the ep with reid scott, they did him so fucking dirty

sir who put you in those glasses get a backbone reid scott fight back against horrible costumers

i say this as someone who's best friend in the entire world is a costumer i understand the struggle of costuming and that you must occasionally bend to the will of power crazed directors but cmon costumers

anyways i've also been watching why women kill and that's really fucking good . i have fastforwarded past every scene thats not the plotline with reid scott in it and i think its not technically a good show but if u wanna see reid scott getting hella whumped 👀

hii im curious if u have an autistic hcs abt Jonah :)

he is so very autistic about music and video games, in helsinki (i think?) mike calls him at home and he is visibly stimming while playing on a 3ds or smthin :)

he's also dyspraxic/has poor spatial awareness which is bad considering how tall he is (basically canon), i go back and forth on him having dyscalculia bc obviously he was bad at math in high school but in helsinki he is good at helping mike w/ math thingz

he has perception issues, he has trouble seeing the big picture, possibly an autism thing possibly a brain damage thing (an insanely long brain damaged!jonah post is in the works at mcclintcock hq), i.e. when he goes to the skinhead club in georgia and literally doesn't notice the giant swastika on the wall

something he does that is so autistic is also in georgia when he tries to repeat an insult selina does but messes up because he learned all his social skills from mirroring ("i will destroy you and everyone at the kennedy center will take a massive fucking shit"), i think he probably had a stepdad or two who was weird and misogynistic and creepy and that's where he picked all that up because again i think most of his social skills are mirroring things hes seen people he thinks are cool doing on tv or irl

hes a huge sensory seeker, canon what w his affinity for loud music and flashing lights and how he wants to do the light show and fireworks! jonah ryan wouldve loved tumblr stimboards,,,,

he has no emotional regulation skills (canon)

yeah idk what else but i am 70% sure i will rb this later when i think of more

save me rewatching special relationship save me 😰 "....maybe that's her hat?" is my favorite line of all time mike mcclintock i love you i love you mike