Didnt Mean To Go That Far

didn’t mean to go that far

He's VENGEANCE

Dating Application

pairing: Bokuto x reader

content: fluff overload, Bokuto being the most adorable person on the planet.

Hinata invites you to meet his teammates. He’s an old friend you recently reconnected with and you finally had a chance to make it to one of his games. Naturally, he wants to introduce you to everyone.

You’re making small talk with them, as the platinum blonde you came to know as Atsumu flirts, “are you and Sho dating? Or can I make ya mine, angel?”

“No. I’m single”, you state matter of factly.

“How’re you single?!” Bokuto joins in, asking with eyebrows furrowed.

“Cuz I don’t want to date”, you shrugged having heard the question so many times.

His bright golden eyes widen a little, “oh ok.”

While you’re waiting for Hinata to get his bag and take you home, Bokuto sits with you. “Do you wanna get coffee with me sometime?” You nod thinking nothing of a harmless hangout. “Really?! Ok. How about tomorrow?”

“Sounds good. Hand me your phone.” He pulls it out of his pocket and you add your name and number as a new contact. “Just text me the info.” Hinata is waving you down that he’s ready to go. “See you tomorrow!” you kindly say with a wave.

The next day you arrive at the cafe and see Bokuto at a table for two. You sit across from him and he hands you what looks like a resume.

“…what is this?”

“It’s a dating application. I know you’re not really wanting applicants but I hope you’ll consider me anyway. By no means am I trying to cross any boundaries. At the very least i’m sure it’ll put a smile on your face.”

You observe the document full of random information about him. “The guys helped me put it together” he breaks the silence.

“Why is this here?” you point to the section on his hand size.

“Atsumu told me to add that. I guess if you’re ever thinking about holding my hand, you’ll know how big it is.” He sticks his hand up, palm facing you. You place your hand against his to compare hand sizes. His being significantly larger than yours.

You look away from his lightly blushing face to continue down the list of characteristics, qualities, and opinions.

“You even have references. Who’s Akaashi?”

“That’s my best friend. He knows me better than I know myself honestly.”

“I thought exes would go there but that’s cute.”

He smiles at your first acknowledgment to him handing you this dating application as being a good thing.

You start giggling and Bokuto is begging to know what part is making you laugh. “Why did you include approximate days out of the year you get sick?”

“Oh, Sakusa said that was important.”

The more you read, the more you learn about the man sitting before you. You’d heard a lot about him from Hinata back in high school and even now. Hinata always spoke highly about how much he helped him train and how much he inspired him.

You smiled as you read the next section. Respectfulness: I have two older sisters (yes I’m the baby) but i’m the one who was there to beat up any guys who broke their hearts or yell at anyone who cat called them. Guys can be creeps but i’m not like that…unless you think this dating application thing is creepy then i’m so sorry.

“What do ya think?” he asks nervously, looking up at you and biting his lip.

“I think you just might get hired for the position.”

“Maybe an interview like this” he points at the description of his ideal first date — which consisted of going to a carnival and seeing who can win the most plushies — “will help you decide.”

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I love the way Gordon is Battinson’s Batman’s handler. Every other cop is like scared shitless or pissed at the sight of Batman at crime scenes but Gordon’s just there like ‘oh this guy? No no he’s like my pet detective mhmm. He doesn’t bite I swear’