A "WHY IS WILLIAM STILL HERE" WEDNESDAY!

A "WHY IS WILLIAM STILL HERE" WEDNESDAY!

This is William. He’s 6 months-old and STILL needs a sponsor! SNAP Cats rescued William from Orange County, CA. We received an email that three ataxic kittens needed rescue or they’d be euthanized. Their medical notes stated that they all had a fractured pelvis, and William also had a fractured stifle (knee).

Hey, kittens are small. We can squeeze them in.

When they arrived here.. Huh. No ataxia. And William’s knee looked perfectly fine. Yes, kittens heal quickly, but…

Anyway, William, and his two sisters, Molly and Ginny, don’t have any special needs. William’s a typical playful kitten, who loves toys and human attention. And, yes, he’s very cute! William is not bonded with his sisters so he can be adopted separately. However, William will need a playmate about his own age in his new home so he can continue to learn social skills, and direct his energy at another kitten instead of your ankles.

If you’re interested in William please fill out an adoption application at https://www.snapcats.org/category/adoption/catsforadoption/. Thanks.

SNAP Cats uses Smart Cat, all natural cat litter.

It's not that I don't have emotions, it's just that they happen in a brain that's next door to the one I live in. It's like "oh, I'm crying. I wonder what happened? Anyways, back to thinking about my obsessions."

gnome giving an emergency briefing to the U.S. president: you humans have no word for it… i suppose the closest approximation would be… “berrydeath”

nerdy human scientist (wiping his forehead with a moist handkerchief): jesus christ

square-faced general: if only we could use it as a weapon

"you only say you're autistic because you want to feel special and different" actually finding out i was autistic made me feel significantly less special and different. before i was autistic i was Strange and Unpredictable in some sort of Unknowable way which Surely meant i was Predestined for Greatness (like storybook character). now im just some fuckin autistic guy like any other. i significantly prefer it this way btw