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Two new Captions I was commissioned to make this week. If you want something similar, these were both $6.50

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”

*on a mission*

Tony: has anyone told you today that you're doing a good job?

Steve: No

Tony: think about that

Tony: Hey Peter, has anyone told you you're doing a good job today?

Peter: *nervous* ...no

Tony: Why the hell not!? Everyone, tell Peter how great he's doing!

Bucky: ...uhhh is Stark serious?

Tony: Yes he is.

If we drew men like we drew women, and women like we drew men

Booster would TOTALLY wear these pants