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This gorgeous (surely straight) white alpha man and his hot friends are stunning 🥵! I'm usually not into tattoos but here 😍

I love the main guy's thick eyebrows, his mustach, his blue eyes and his huge tongue 😜

I've decided to reblog these pictures with captions (found on Internet) of him and his friends humiliating a loser who eat their shit. 💩

If you put a tutorial video on Youtube with some kind of caption on it, I love you.

If you put any kind of video on Youtube with some kind of caption on it, I love you

There's so little age-play content that's not heavily targeted towards littles and containing diapers and spankings, so i made my own age-play story. It's pretty SFW. I'm more into the psychology of regression and role-demotion.

I'm looking to turn it into a full story, but that depends on if i get enough inspiration or not

wrote my first Caption story. it's honestly very SFW. It's an age-play fic about a college TA being forced to dress in schoolgirl clothes with the only other person being the dorm-mother of the dorm their living in.

But I'm looking to get into erotic caption writing more and I'd love to joing some kind of community to share notes with and talk shop.

Someone commissioned me to write a 4-part Caption story!

"but Honey! We only see 3!"

Well, the 4th was a sexy finish to the story's climactic finale. I don't wanna test Tumblr's terms of conditions right now, so if you want to read the sexy finale, you'll have to go to my blog

honeypotcaptions.blogspot.com

My First Comissioned Work

 A Mother's Prerogative This is my first commissioned story line. I charge $10 a Caption for anything SFW if you want to commission one as w

Wrote a fanfic, then turned it into a Caption story.

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

Here's a new Caption I just released on my blog (If you go there, you can see the NSFW version because apparently like 3 pixels is too much for tumblr)

I upload a new Caption every weekday and always make time to respond to commissions as fast as I can.

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

Two new Captions I was commissioned to make this week. If you want something similar, these were both $6.50

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at HornyFerguson@gmail.com. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

I've thought this so many times...

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

this is an actual take I fully agree on. im a guy that needs subtitles on most things and when swears or various other things are skipped out or replaced it actually ruins the whole thing. keep the captions accurate!!!!!!!

I absolutely hate how captions don’t include swear words, like what it’s fine for people to say it but not to write it down? i’m out here just guessing what’s going on/lip reading if possible, if it’s aloud to be said then it should be in the captions as well!! i know that swear words don’t actually add much context or whatever but once i was watching a thing on World War 2 and it kept skipping words and i had no idea what was happening. fucking stupid.

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

The perfect human being who created these captions...❤😂

i still have like ten more of these 5/?

Also, depending on how the characters are talking (tone, volume, accents) it can be hard to decipher certain words, so having subtitles helps clear up that confusion.

why closed captioning should always be provided on every video:

Deaf People Exist

auditory processing disorder is a Bitch

people with ADHD can find it hard to concentrate on what is being said without the words in front of them

^autistic people for the same reason

autistic people may also find it hard to interpret verbal messages within the context of the video, so it's useful to have written alternatives to fall back on

do you know how painful it is to be excluded from every joke, every video, every conversation because others just Can't Be Bothered?

some people live in a conservative household or with family who don't share the same ideals, and they may not have privacy to view things on their own, so they may need to watch things with the volume extremely low or muted

We Want To Watch Videos In Public, Dammit

feel free to add on!

as always, ableism will get you blocked (:

REPOST THIS PLEASE WE’RE NEARING THE DEADLINE!!

ok youtube just said “fuck you if youre deaf or hard of hearing or just want to watch a video in a different language”

https://twitter.com/LiamODellUK/status/1288869766980042752

and you know what the fucking bullshit is  they’re replacing it with a ~6 months free of a subscription to a third party captions provider~ which of course you’d have to pay for after those 6 months are up and you KNOW random youtuber #9039 isn’t going to bother to keep paying for that either because they won’t have the money or they just won’t care. and youtube’s going to act like that’s a perfectly fine alternative that won’t result in the majority of the site suddenly going from “more or less accessible” to “Fuck You If You’re Disabled” 

“citing low usage” are you fucking kidding me nearly every worthwhile video i watch uses community captions. sometimes they’re kind of janky cuz they were made by some 14 year old who thought it’d be funny to put their own irrelevant jokes and commentary in there but that wasn’t a reason to ditch the feature entirely when its so useful and important

i’m not even hard of hearing and i rely on them to watch videos in other languages…this is literally how people have been making english subs for japanese songs and the like for years and it was great because you didn’t have to reupload the videos yourself and take away views from the original creators. many creators don’t allow reprints of their work whatsoever so if they go through with this (which unfortunately they seem pretty deadset on because lololol moneyyyyyy) it’s entirely likely that there just won’t be a way to watch that content with captions

there’s a petition to keep community captions…i don’t know if it’ll really do anything since they’re already going ~oh but we have Paid Alternatives!~ but don’t just let this pass by this should be a huge deal but i’ve barely seen anyone talking about it (not that i expect people to talk about things of any particular importance on tumblr but it’s not even getting attention on twitter beyond that one thread and like 2 other posts)

so like. sign this and shit don’t let youtube just actively get rid of accessibility features without anyone caring (though i’d say probably use twitter if you want to actually get their attention i don’t think they’d look here) http://chng.it/LN9HRNmnkg

Wallpapers and captions by @dappermouth I own neither the art nor the captions, but I did take her words and put them on these art pieces.