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ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

i am so pathetically drastically ill equipped to handle life i wish i could just. remembers i dont ideate suicide any more. go on a quest

I can almost understand how people are religious when there is light streaming through stained glass

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you'd been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

mutuals i love you all! feel free to reach out anytime yall are cool as fuck and i will chat with you!

thanks for the tag @dead-air888 ur super cool

fav color- green!!! any version of it

last song: why bother- weezer

currently reading- the collector by john fowles

currently watching- (rewatching) the big bang theory

craving: cuddles as well or just human contact tbh

coffee or tea?: tea! i like coffee but it hurts my stomach

Tagged by the angel herself @ladyvalfie

favorite color - Gray, cause I'm that kinda dull bitch

last song - oh fuck what was the last song I listened to that I intentionally listened too ... Black Betty by Caravan Palace maybe

currently reading - I'm supposed to be reading The Locked Tomb series but im a fucking procrastinator.

currently watching - I WANT SEASON 2 OF DUNGEON MESHI SO BAD... but I guess I've been watching The Mandalorian, The Acolyte, and King of the Hill

currently craving - lay down cuddle time with @its-brit-bruh

coffee or tea- I'm an iced tea girl, and to make everyone hate me more I like my iced tea unsweet..

I'm tagging @its-brit-bruh @t-girl-samus @celestesthoughts @sierraisboring

Yet another scientific article adding to the slowly growing mountain of evidence that suggests we might be able to save the world through bird-watching.

I want his gender please

he is my pookie bear

everyone who reads smut or erotica or something along those lines- including fanfics- should replace the words for male genitalia with 'johnson'. please do it I think it would be super duper funny

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

It makes me happy when they listen

being so so so SILLY and UNSERIOUS when i say that i wish he got shot. by god. how i wish. in a silly unserious manner

twitter is so fucking funny like actually

hi tumblr

hello tumblr i graduated highschool🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

dreaming of you