You Join A Discord Video Call At The Request Of Your Long Time Mutual And Instead Of The 23 Year Old

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you'd been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

I want his gender please

he is my pookie bear

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

being so so so SILLY and UNSERIOUS when i say that i wish he got shot. by god. how i wish. in a silly unserious manner