[Dear Vocalist] NSFW RADIO Special Edition Part 1 TL

[Dear Vocalist] NSFW RADIO Special Edition 💚 Part 1 TL

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A': Yahoo ♪ Is everyone doing well? NSFW's CRAZY RADIO is broadcasting to crazy girls all over the world again tonight and spreading HAPPINESS! Are you all rea–

6: Wooo! Nice, nice, charismatic as expected!

Nightmare: I've been wondering this before actually, but do you ever breathe?

6: Hey, what if he just doesn't?

Nightmare: Hm? I see.

A': Don't just accept it like that!? Weird things aside, please don't interrupt me with anything unnecessary. As the extremely charismatic vocalist and HAPPINESS ambassador I'll hereby have to ask you to please NOT get in the way of the cool as fuck opening talk I've decided on!!

6: No but look, doesn't it say to do just that in the script? It says "you two should do something exciting", doesn't it~? So I thought I'd just say something!

Nightmare: Your timing was extremely off though. But it's not like it can be helped, that old man*¹ is always crazy.

A': That's for sure~ By the way, l wanna ask you something. You two didn't drink anything tonight, did you? …Is that correct?

6: Hahaha, again with that! Isn't it obvious? It's just a job after all~

Nightmare: That's true. Nighty only had two glasses so far.

6: I've had around as much too I think~? It's just to cheer me up!

A': No way, you've definitely been drinking a LOT more than that YO*²!! And you're already talking sooo much before even having introduced yourselves, but tonight's broadcast is a re-re-re-really special edition!! With us, the members of the godly band NSFW, HA!

I'm aware it's too late to say this now but this plan had seriously no thought put into it! Did the staff really think this was going to work, I'M DEAD!!*³

6: I'm begging you, Nighty! Since this seems to be broadcasted on YouTube, we'd be in trouble if we get banned like last time.

Nightmare: Huh? Don't say it was Nighty's fault. Last time we got banned because you barged in half naked while drunk.

6: Eh, was that it? I don't remember that at all! So you're saying that there's a higher chance of the broadcast being canceled if there's more of us here, huh! No waay, I give up~ I give up~

A': I'm pretty sure that everyone watching is collectively agreeing to this! This sort of thing is really testing my skill here!! Isn't this the perfect chance to add a new title!? Actually…

And now, for tonight's hosts, NSFW's charismatic vocalist, HAPPY ambassador and on top of that amazing main personality is none other than M • E, A-tan a.k.a A' with—??

6: Hey hey Nighty, I'm sorry to ask, but do you mind taking off your hat for now? It's been dripping on my shoulder for a while now~

Nightmare: No way. That should be enough, right? Also, that's not a hat, it's a headdress. You really wouldn't get it.

A': I TOLD YOU ALREADY!! 💢 That shit doesn't fucking matter right now! You guys really should learn to read the air!! Introduce yourselves already!

6: Huh, introduce ourselves? Uhm… ah, I'm 6. My position is… yeah, I've always been the guitarist! Ah, but, how about this… since this is a special edition, wouldn't it be funnier if I played the sitar? I actually bought one recently and I'm obsessed.

Nightmare: A sitar… that's an instrument from somewhere in India, right? Why'd you buy something like that?

A': No seriously, do you just play the sitar alone at night? It's just plain scary if you think about it.

6: Is it~? If you want I can play it during a live in the future—

A': THE HELL KINDA SONG WOULD THAT BE? The old man's been talking for way too long already so hurry up Nighty! Even after all this time you haven't finished introducing yourself either, what situation do you think you're in YO!

Nightmare: Huh? Everyone obviously knows about Nighty, so do I really need to introduce myself at this point?

A': Nooooo~~~ someone save me~~ do something about these guys~~ 💧

6: Nono, hear us out! We here in NSFW are proud of you, you're our amazing main personality after all, right? You'll have to go ahead and do you best~

Nightmare: He's right. See, you got so many mails from the crazy girls… ah.

[The first half is already over, what the hell are you guys still doing here?]

Nightmare: Look, we're out of time.

A': WHAAAAAT!? The first half's already over!? Is it really!? We didn't even finish introducing ourselves, let alone read any mail!

Nightmare: Kids like you still have a lot to learn, don't you think? It'd be bad if Nighty and the others weren't there to help you out.

6: Ah, there's nothing to do but to get serious now, huh? Since the first half is already over n all~

A': Seriously, what's up with those guys… We'll continue in the second half…~

₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ TRANSLATION NOTES

*¹ 6's nickname

*² technically not part of the sentence but I feel like his YO's are so important that they should be

*³ can be translated as "lmao" or anything similar as well

i desperately need a dearvo rhythm game

im here to post these things bc they are never ever getting finished and they r both like a year old jsdjdhjdjd

my last post this year will be them :]

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