Count Of Three

count of three

kozume kenma x fem!reader | w.c 460

a/n: angel said soft kenma and now here we are,, i hate it here.

set post-timeskip

warnings: domestic kenma, literally,, domestic,,, god this is so cheesy i hate it here,,, tw a child ?

You could count it on one hand, with exactly three fingers. Only three to count how many times he’s said it out loud, each time a little different from the rest.

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HAIKYUU AND HOW THEY REACT TO YOU ASKING FOR THEIR PRONOUNS

notes: this is just joke, all in good fun. respect and use peoples pronouns or me and my homies will break ur kneecaps

KARASUNO

daichi sawamura ➝ “uh he/him, is that right?”

koushi sugawara ➝ “he/they :)”

asahi azumane ➝ “uh,,,, uh anything goes”

yuu nishinoya ➝ “HE/HIM BUT ALSO DUMB/ASS”

ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ “uh the ones for bros”

tobio kageyama ➝ “what the fuck did you just call me”

shoyo hinata ➝ “he/him, what are yours??”

kei tsukishima ➝ “nor/mal”

tadashi yamaguchi ➝ “they/them please excuse my friend he says things to start fights”

ennoshita chikara  ➝ “he/him I guess”

kiyoko shimizu ➝ “she/they”

hitoka yachi ➝ “great question”

NEKOMA

tetsuro kuroo ➝ “built/different”

morisuke yaku ➝  “he/him, let me know if you’d rather I not occupy this space!”

kenma kozume ➝ “mountain/dew”

lev haiba ➝ “wait alisa taught me this um, the man ones, wait fuck no he/him right? Did I get it right?”

AOBA JOHSAI

tooru oikawa ➝  “whichever you’re attracted to”

hajime iwaizumi ➝ “I am a man”

issei matsukawa ➝ “haven’t decided today”

takahiro hanamaki  ➝ “he/him, but it’s up in the air”

akira kunimi ➝ “dude I don’t fucking know I’m depressed”

kyoutani kentarou ➝ [BARKING NOISES]

FUKURODANI

koutarou bokuto ➝ “akaashi told me to say he/him and I practiced it to memorize it”

keiji akaashi ➝ “he/they please”

akinori konoha  ➝ “were in a global crisis, just use less plastic and I don’t care what you call me”

SHIRATORIZAWA

wakatoshi ushijima ➝ “I’m 6’4”

satori tendou ➝ “yes.”

tsutomu goshiki  ➝ “why? am I not passing?”

shirabu kenjirou ➝  [intense staring and silence]

semi eita ➝ “i havent heard of that band.”

INARIZAKI

atsumu miya ➝ “is that something I have to ask my mom, like my birth time?”

osamu miya  ➝  “cash/credit”

rintarou suna  ➝ “please do not refer to me”

shinsuke kita ➝ “he/him, and please let me know if you need anything”

DATE TECH

takanobu aone ➝ “he/him, let me know if you need me to talk to anyone for you”

kenji futakuchi ➝ “is that a joke?”

kanji koganegawa  ➝  “is that like a verb?”

OTHER

yuuji terushima  ➝ “all/yours babyyy”

sakusa kiyoomi ➝ “no.”

who’s to blame for the passage of time ❆ Miya Osamu

the first snow of the year isn’t always as joyous as you would have hoped

wc: 2.6k+ 

warnings: nsfw, angst, cheating

a/n: my first collab!! i hope u all like ittt sorry its emo

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fukurodani + the owls they’re based on 

im sure its common knowledge now that furudate likes to use animal motifs for his characters. fukurodani seems to be one of the most blatant cases lmao.

*note: even though his name doesn’t indicate a specific owl, the one I chose for bokuto is a Rock Eagle Owl, based on the owl furudate draws in official art.

akaashi also went to “mori middle school”

I read this fic so often it’s almost shameful

Feral (Tendou x F! Reader)

Hey! Here’s Nyx being super late with a collab fic for the Haikyuu Headquarters Collab, which can be found here! 

Special shout outs to @the-great-queen and @fallingintoimagination for getting me hooked on Feral Tendy <3 and @mammonrights for bein a heathen with me.

Warnings: Biting, Marking, Slight breeding kink cause it’s me, A lil bit of predator/prey play, and NSFW abound~ 

You quite enjoyed the calm, lazy weekends where you curled up with a book or movie, ignoring the outside world and the coming work week. The same couldn’t be said for your friend, currently draped over your lap, whining.

“I’m so bored, let’s do something fun.” Tendou looked up at you with pleading eyes as you kept watching your show. You were only a few episodes out from the season finale, and you weren’t too keen on stopping now.

“I am having fun, Sa-to-ri.” You grinned, glancing down at him, “It’s not my fault you don’t have any taste.” He pouted at you, the teasing something that had thrived in your friendship.

“It’s not my fault I’ve already read the whole series before the show started. I could tell you what happens if you want.” Your attention turned fully to him, what he wanted all along.

“You wouldn’t dare, Tendou.” You tried to keep your gaze hard on him, despite the growing grin on his face.

“Ooh, pulling out the last name, that hurts.” He put a mocking hand over his chest. “And I wouldn’t have to ruin the whole series for you if you just entertained me a little.” You huffed, pausing the show and giving him an unamused glare.

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The eyes that never look back.