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Hot Neighbor Sakusa x Y/n

Here it is!  My first Miki Mouse Whorehouse collab. 

Many first times this time around, my first omi-omi fic ever, first fic published on this blog and it’s all very exciting.  

BEWARE THOUGH, this is a dark fic so many TW’s to come.

You can thank @undermattsun​ for what you’re about to read, my eyes are still very much burning but, huh, enjoy!  

Choose who to lewd next, from a selection of many other characters and fandoms. I’m just one of many whores who contributed to this collab!

Pairing: Neighbor Sakusa x Y/N

WC: 1.5k

TW: Deepthroating, spitting, hitting (slight pushes), hair pulling, feet sucking, just a whole lotta sucking my guy, oral sex m! receiving.  

A/N: I may or may not have had too much fun talking about crocs and that toe sucking scene may or may not have awakened something in me.

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boss/secretary & kuroo || choose your adventure!

it is about time i lewded this man with more than 500 words, and not only did i do that, i wrote two fics for him. you see, i was perfectly content to write boss!kuroo x secretary!reader but miki (@undermattsun​) waited until after i finished it to plant the seed of reversing the roles in my head. 

i didn’t want to scrap my first one, but subby kuroo was too intriguing to pass up. thus, i am letting you choose your (porn) adventure! check below for warnings and links for both fics, and have fun, you sexy bosses and/or horny slut secretaries 💖

thank you to the prettiest best friend in the world (aka @katsuhera​) for the banner and my beta readers, @bluntkingkuroo and @karasimpno. also happy belated bday to emma; ur birthday blunt brainstorm w me resulted in a beautiful girlboss smut moment and im so happy you share a birthday with her. nobody deserves it more than you bby

lastly, s/o to the whorehouse for making these fever dream collabs possible. check out the other writing/art for this month’s collab here! (proceed with caution, there is some dark content ahead) 

🎞️ Busty Lusty Secretary Wants Promotion, Finds Boss’s COCK Instead!

pairing: boss kuroo x secretary f!reader

wc: 3.4k

warnings: workplace power dynamics, use of the word sir, oral sex (both m! and f! receiving), unprotected sex, creampie, cockwarming, a sprinkle of soft aftercare as a treat

click here for link!  (live on 2/14 @ 12pm est) 

🎞️ HOT Girlboss Makes Manwhore Secretary CUM for Promotion!  

pairing: secretary kuroo x boss f!reader

wc: 2.9k

warnings: workplace power dynamics, femdom, subby kuroo (like good boy and bad boy), use of ma’am, handcuffs, fingering, oral sex (m! receiving), edging, one tinie instance of tears, unprotected sex, creampie, no aftercare (#girlboss moment), i think that’s it oop

click here for link! (live on 2/14 @ 2pm est)

Bitch in Heat Stuck Under Debris Gets WRECKED

a miki mouse whorehouse collab, the m.list you can find here 

cw: sexual harrassment, abo themes, dubcon kinda

as the poor quality picture can’t really show you, I got stuckage and I chose Bakugo with the finishing touch of making it ABO <3 It’s also two days late but shhhhh we don’t talk about it uwu also 2.7 words of pain enjoy 

katsuki bakugou is becoming a thorn in your side.

you’ve both been metaphorically and somewhat literally glued to each others sides since highschool. it’s not necessarily a bad thing, to be quite frank katsuki is something of a deterrent in a world of second genders and pheromones— something you capitalized on in high school.

being an omega hero isn’t something entirely world shattering, but it’s a position that comes with lots of stereotypes— stereotypes you fought tooth and nail to fight against in your younger years. being one of four omegas in your class was...irritating, to say the least. lots of preconceived notions that you needed to be helped with trivial things, and while your classmates intentions came from a good place it was maddening. save for katsuki, back when he had no restraint with his anger and aggression, he didn’t coddle you like your classmates did. Labeled a brute for his actions towards his omega classmates in trivial interaction or sparring, you thrived on the normality— katsuki was an ass to everyone. Your omega was placated, finally encountering an alpha who wasn’t belittling her with preconceived daintiness.

it was easy to hang near katsuki, ignoring the atrocity that was his vocabulary. eventually like the rest of the peanut gallery that was the bakusquad, you just existed alongside katsuki— which meant that you grew on him. katsuki swears up and down that you’re all a nuisance but you’ve seen him go up to bat for all you at some point, you knew you’d all made some sort of ragtag pack with one another. this was rather amazing to you at the time, not to sell yourself short but you’d never really imagined belonging to a close knit group of friends— especially realizing that they understood when it was appropriate to step in for you. katsuki in particular had a knack for being at the right place at the right time.

During your second year you fumbled.

interning with miruko had its perks, a top 5 hero with raw strength, cunning, and the drive to just keep going— and an omega. landing and internship with her had been a dream, even more-so when you learned she’d been watching you since your first year because of the festival. bright eyed and eager, nothing could have dampened your spirits— neither katsuki and his usual moody behavior or the standoffish alpha from shiketsu. yes, you all had landed an internship with miruko and part of you was...worried? katsuki had never looked down on heroes based on their second genders but you couldn’t speak for the shiketsu alpha, both alphas interning under an established omega hero put your inner omega on edge— you didn’t quite know why though. but you chose to squash the feeling and enjoy your internship with who was essentially your idol and continue on.

then you started getting sexually harassed.

his name was omori kisai and he was the worst. hailing from shiketsu, known for their dignified schooling, he was far from it. salacious comments dropped when no one was listening, less that appropriate touching when passing by and just general ick that had your skin crawling and omega snarling. it was easy to brush it off as banter the first time, section off the awkward contact as an accident. The second time you made it clear the comments were not liked and the touches far from appropriate, after the third time you’d snap an insult or have to hold a trembling fish from making contact. but it was coming to a head and your suppressors could only do so much to hide your souring scent. looking back you should have said something, but your pride had told you that it was a necessary step to overcome and push through— that he wouldn’t be the last. it weighed you down, day by day, a heavy cloud that wouldn’t let up. one particular bad timed comment brought tears to eyes and shame to your entire being.

thankfully, as time would come to show, katsuki tended to nose into your dilemmas.

the day prior to the abrupt end of your harassment  you’d been tripped up by a villian and had fallen a sizeable distance into a pitiful excuse of pond. of course, omori had taken this as an open invitation to mock you and then offer you his shitty hero costume cloak— not without hinting at you returning the favor ‘somehow’. yeah right. you had stomped off, unaware of katsuki’s presence nearby. come next day, omori avoided you like the plague and katsuki not so subtly stuck to your side like an unwilling chowchow— all growly and temperamental. but his constant presence rubbed his scent off on you. despite his less than chummy attitude, you weren’t mad; katsuki smelled like cinnamon spice and whiskey with hints of burnt caramel— absolutely overpowering yet decadent all the same.

you tried not to think about just how much you enjoyed his smell. your omega was purring about it.

the omori incident was the beginning of katsuki’s subtle hovering. though you pried the truth of his involvement in omori leaving you alone after offhandedly bringing it up to mina and jirou one day, katsuki helped you out of situations as invasively as possible time and time again. by the end of third year it was no secret to you of your classmates teasing of your relationship with katsuki; an amiable and prideful omega and the irritable powerhouse of an alpha. you brushed it off because...well you didn’t know why, but katsuki’s seeming indifference to the teasing had you quelling every jittery happiness your inner omega expressed at the thought of katsuki being your alpha.

now, three years out of highschool and beginning to climb the ranks, katsuki was becoming testy— and for the life of you the reason couldn’t be more opaque.  you both work at the same agency, and due to the nature of your quirks you spend all your time together due to their compatibility. compatibility was a bitter word for you, katsuki and yours supposed compatibility had been talked about for some time now but the sobering reality is that perhaps you two were simply good friends— and now sharing your omegas endearment for the explosive alpha had reared its ugly head.

your heat was a week away and already you felt the familiar fatigue begin to lap at you alongside general moodiness. all that coupled with the annoying need to be around katsuki was maddening and sprinkling his own extra grouchy attitude on top and you were ready to snap. in hindsight, that should have been your cue to take an extra week off— instead you chose to once again to champion pride instead of your intellect.

you could have stayed home this morning, you should have.

patrol had been slow, not particularly unusual but favored nonetheless. face raised to the slowly dipping sun you couldn’t help but sigh, the warmth of the late afternoon sun was heaven sent-- you could sleep standing up with much issue. it remided you katsuki, strangely enough though most things did recently.

the sound of screaming and rushing feet shook you from your drowsy stupor. Set on alert, you spied the source of the sudden discordance and found several villains causing a commotion. quickly calling for backup for you before finding yourself facing a hulking mass of green charging you head on. tranquility gone, it was time to fight.

the ache in your body could not be more apparent but your humiliation ran more rampant in your system than any ache or pain could, your fatigue more than present as your body hummed with warmth. leave it to you to get stuck face down and ass up amongst the trashed ruins of what was an office building, weighed down between a broken desk and a collapsed bookshelf. the villain you had engaged with, some self-named idiot calling himself cruel croc, packed a punch and your bruised body and rendered office floor were a testament to that. of course, you’d done quite the bit of damage to him yourself before the entire floor collapsed underneath you both— rendering the meathead unconscious under a rather hefty pile of concrete and debris whereas you were pinned and to utterly weak to do much.

the thrum of your heat was beginning its path of vengeance through your body, feeling too pliant to get yourself out of what was otherwise easy to fix problem. you were feeling it, bad. the heat of your clothed cunt was beginning to become too apparent, unconsciously squeezing your thighs to provide relief to no avail. no, this could not be happening right now of all times. but as much as your inner monologue fought to try and will away your heat, the warmth was becoming too much and sudden breeze of wind had you trembling and whining. the feel of slick beginning to wet your hero costumes spandex set your hazing thoughts into sudden panic, if cruel croc woke up or if another villain came across you would they be above...the thought alone could’ve made you puke. flashbacks to second year had you bucking wildly for freedom, you wouldn’t let anyone have the opportunity for—

“ OI! Shitty ‘mega were are you? Are you—“

you stilled, biting hard to keep your mouth shut. your omega was whimpering, desperate for the alpha, HER alpha to relieve her from her heat. on a normal day she could melt into his scent, but right now? she could drown in it and die happy. with his scent getting stronger the closer katsuki clambered toward you, the more the head haze grew-- the slicker your thighs became. the whimper you let loose was pitiful, the need for some sort of stimulation to your cunt becoming near painful the longer you remained so close yet so far from katsuki. the pathetic little “alpha” you whined as you heard him quickly approach from behind would’ve been utterly embarrassing to you in any other situation.

but if you could have turned to see katsuki, you would’ve been met with the look of an unmistakably feral alpha-- pupils dilated to hell, fingernails blackened, and canines elongated and sharpened. but what you lacked in sight, you could hear and smell.

katsuki was the definition of an alpha as is, but the way he was pushing his scent out was like a big red sign that screamed ‘DANGER’. To you, it had you feeling utterly submissive-- if you weren’t already face down and ass up you certainly would’ve moved into position.  practically salivating at the thought of what katsuki could do--

the heated palm on the globe of your ass is thought pausing, the sudden heated touch coaxing a sugary sweet moan from deep in your throat-- the small touch quickly turning to rough palming at your moaning. tt feels so good, but you want more. need more. 

“Please, need more Alpha” it's breathy and whiny, something you're far from day to day but it feels too natural escaping you. mewling at the ghost of a touch over your clothed cunt, your blubbering when it presses harder-- escalating you to tears of frustration when it ceases. practically feeling katsuki’s harsh breathing near your cunt you begin to wiggle and wail with all manner of unrestrained vigor; chanting alpha and katsuki like a prayer and begging for relief like a sinner for forgiveness. it’s working, you know it is, if katsuki’s breathing is anything to go by but he refuses any further touching. you want katsuki everyday, but right now you need him. 

“Only want you Katsuki, please it’s only been you,” you hiccup your words through a shrill plea, but the tearing of your soaked spandex sends an excited chill down your spine. your legs tremble with excitement when katsuki grips the tops of your thighs and spreads them-- revealing your drooling cunt. it’s both too much and not enough all at once and you wiggle once more, yelping from a smack to your left ass cheek. it’s not particularly painful, not even as katsuki rubs over it right after the hit, but it quells your wiggling nonetheless. you open your mouth to urge him on but he beats you to it.

“No one else, you got that ‘mega? No one gets to see you like this, no gets to touch you like this-- your mine,” he punctuates his declaration with two of his deliciously thick fingers in your cunt and you squeal, “ you got that? I’m your alpha, always have been always will be.” nodding despite yourself, you struggle for words with his fingers pumping in and out alongside the ghost of pressure on your clit “Yes! Yes, I’m yours Katsuki!” you babble your words already teetering on the precipice of your first orgasm. it takes a pickup in pace and a rough rub along your clit and your wailing, slick streaming down your thighs as your first orgasm crashes into you.

despite the pleasant haze in your head, you faintly hear zippers being undone and the shuffling of clothes. licking your lips, you perk your ass up as much as the heavy bookcase allows, purring in excitement like a spoiled cat. The rough grab of your hips leaves you gasping, feeling the length of katsukis dick along your thigh-- long and heavy. you're salivating as he lines himself up with your weeping cunt, ramming his entire length in you with little regard. stars shoot across your vision and your ears deafen, crying out at being so full. it feels wonderful being stuffed this full and you babble it to katsuki. if you could see him, you would see just how prideful and smug he looked-- only he can take care of you like this, none of the other shitty alphas can take care of you this well.

katsuki sets a rough pace, drawing himself out slowly like he’s aiming for you to feel every vein of his dick before slamming back into you. your poor cunt clenches sporadically, drawing groans and growls from your alpha and all you can do is choke on broken moans because the way he feels churning your insides is downright sinful. you felt a band begin to tighten in your belly, your broken moans evolving into babbling-- how good katsuki was making you feel and how he was the only one who made you feel this good. it spurred him onward, fucking into you with more vigor alongside groans of your names and his own praise for you. “Good fuckin ‘mega”, “Takin’ me so well”, and “My perfect little mate” were some of the praise you could catch and had you preening. All of it combined you felt the band tighten and you couldn’t stop yourself from sobbing out. feeling the base of Katsuki’s length begin to swell, you could only salivate at the thought of being knotted.

“Want your knot Katsuki! Alpha I need it”

 at your blubbering demand, katsuki faltered in pace for only a moment before a deep mix of a groan and growl ripped from his throat. grabbing and bending your leg upwards he fucked deeper and faster into your battered cunt, the new angle sending you hurtling into your orgasm. eyes rolled back and tongue, you felt utterly boneless-- momentarily brain dead before screaming out at Katsuki knotting you, his own groan of pleasure mixing with yours as he filled you impossibly full with his seed. 

 trembling underneath him, you were only a fraction aware of movement above you before the weight of the bookcase vanished from you. weakly you glance back up at your alpha. your surprised to see just how feral he looks, no doubt you’ve pushed him into his rut. whimpering as he moves down upon you, he nibbles and kisses along your jaw and neck before biting down on you scent gland. a flash a white hot pain curtailed by just as intense pleasure wracks your wrecked body but the dopy look of happiness pulls a low purr from katsuki.

you wanna say something, anything, but your too exhausted and as katsuki knot subsides you let another weak whimper as he removes himself-- feeling his seed spill from your battered cunt. he pulls a quiet moan from you as he gathers some of it a pushes back in-- and a glance at his smug face lets you know that he’s decidedly not done with you yet.

grab ur tissues whores 

it’s the whorehouse porn (themed) compilation you’ve been waiting for ;) featuring your fave writers (+ artists) 

𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗲𝗯𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭𝟰𝘁𝗵

𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 (𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 !!!)

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 + 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀:

𝗵𝗾:   

babysitter ✖︎ matsukawa | @undermattsun

delivery man ✖︎ fukunaga | @volleyballsimp​

boss/secretary ✖︎ kunimi (art) | @onefortyninecm​

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮:

fake taxi ✖︎ shinsou | @pomsuki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:

casting couch ✖︎ nanami | @blahkugo

babysitter ✖︎ toji/megumi | @bakatenshii

dad’s best friend ✖︎ nanami | @sugardaddykenma

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀:

𝗵𝗾:

pool boy ✖︎ miya twins | @honey-makki

peeping ✖︎ semi | @ourladyofseijoh

boss/secretary ✖︎ kuroo | @strawberryakaashi

neighbors ✖︎ sakusa | @nyancatkuroo​

delivery man ✖︎ osamu | @kodzu-ken

doctor/patient ✖︎ shirabu | @messwriting

dad’s best friend ✖︎ oikawa | @miyaagis

student/teacher ✖︎ sugawara | @heauxzenji

step-dad ✖︎ romero | @lookslikeleese

stuckage ✖︎ ukai | @stonersugawara

masseuse ✖︎ ennoshita | @aoyukai

virginity ✖︎ tendou | @tendouswhxre

cucking ✖︎ suna | @animatedrapture

pool boy ✖︎ bokuto | @bokugaos

cucking ✖︎ kita/atsumu | @daishou-s​

burglar ✖︎ ikkei (art) | @terushimooo​

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮: 

cucking ✖︎ aizawa/dabi | @tsukkis-crybaby

peeping ✖︎ tamaki | @dymphnasprose

stuckage ✖︎ bakugou | @mega-bastard

gangbang ✖︎ lov | @unmeiii​

virginity ✖︎ bakugo | @rat-suki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:

burglar ✖︎ yuuji/sukuna | @bluntkingkuroo

“what are you doing stepbro” ✖︎ inumaki | @kittenkaashi​​

I absolutely love that we're essentially told that hawks has suffered the same neglect and abuse as several of the LOV members only for y'all to immediately call him an abuse apologist for not wanting Endeavor dead and say that it's not an excuse for what he did...

Like I've had to watch y'all rationalize serial killing, child murder, kidnapping, and conspiring to commit genocide bc the LOV got their feelings hurt as children by ""society"", but when hawks suffered the EXACT same thing y'all immediately dismiss it.

I can't wait until something eventually happens to one of the LOV members again somewhere down the line and y'all start whining about "horikoshi hating victims!1!!1" again.

Just drives my point home that y'all don't care about this story's victims unless they're the ones you like lmao. This feels like the Dabi reveal all over again where y'all were cooing over Dabi reducing his own brother's abuse and attempting to burn him alive while calling DEKU of all people an abuse apologist for telling him to fuck off. You all give me a massive headaches, I hope you all learn to actually care about abuse victims instead of randomly caring when you want to make a shitty text post about how evil and awful Horikoshi is for making the LOV face the consequences of their actions.

This post held me a gunpoint till I cried

lowkey deserved because I tried to be ✨different✨ and go by my top three and all it did was hurt more

WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY

cw: mental illness i guess.

𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.

“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.

“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.

“this was kinda rude.” — then my job is done.

This is a joke. Read at your own risk….

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ALMOST ASKED WHO THIS WAS LIKE “🥰️🥰️” BUT ITS FUCKINNG OVEHRHAULLLLLLL

BYE BYE BYE BYE 

Nothing says Sunday night quite like brat taming ennoshita

I froth over dom ennoshita it’s not even funny

ennoshita + brat taming 

warnings: spanking, tears are shed, ruined orgasms, degradation, honestly he’s a little bit mean in this, not beta’d cause i am past caring  

wc: 662

a/n: this is for my brat tamer ennoshita anon. luv u bby hope u enjoy this

SLAP! you whimpered as ennoshita’s palm connected with the flesh of your ass as your naked body laid across his lap. a hot feeling spread across them as he soothed the ache with a gentle rub before delivering the next blow.

tears began to gather in the corner of your eyes, spilling over and dampening the bedsheets. but chikara wouldn’t let up; after all, he had to punish you after the stunt you’d pulled at the karasuno reunion dinner. he didn’t like the way you had batted your eyes at sugawara after handing him his wallet that had fallen to the floor, and he certainly didn’t like how you had bent over to pick it up, short skirt hiking up and revealing too much of your backside to his former teammates.

but to be honest, you’d only done it because you liked to be naughty. yes, the spanks hurt, but the pain was part of the pleasure for you. you lived to push his buttons, because you knew that after the punishment came the chance for you to redeem yourself in his eyes and prove how obedient you could be.

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STUDIO GHIBLI + FLOWERS

Ponyo (2008) Pom Poko (1994) Castle in the Sky (1986) Spirited Away (2001) The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) When Marnie Was There (2014) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

“i’m like a mortal who’s stumbled upon a monster’s banquet. lucky me.”

merry christmas and happy holidays @katsukes!

𝙰𝙱𝚂𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴

Semi Eita has an attitude problem and it starts with you. But you are the one he ends his day with too, and maybe you can convince yourself that’s enough.

thank you so much miki @undermattsun please go adore her skate rats like I do if you haven’t yet

.wordc. 1k+ tw dubcon (high), smoking, unhealthy relationships, semi-public, degradation

If anything should have tipped you off on what kind of day it would be, it should have been the way you walked in and almost choked on the thick waft of smoke being blown your way. A heavy tobacco smell that you’re not familiar with, and a wide, gleaming grin behind the white curtain as you shake it away with your hand. Yamagata gives you a quick up and down, before smiling wider and throwing a glance over his shoulder. “Yo, Semi! You got company!” He moves aside a bit more to usher you inside, even though you have plenty of room to move past him. As you walk further into the warm, somewhat musty room, Yamagata has the indecency to smack your ass when your back is turned to him, just lifting his slit eyebrow when you squeak. “Good to see you here again, pet.”

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Utter nonesense provided by the whore house <333

japan national team x reader | w.c 1.3k

a/n: omg guys here’s the super cute epic collab fic i made w all my frieednsies <33 we all worked superrrr hard on this so pls don’t be mean!!!!!!!!! pls enjoy its xoxox and don’t forget to follow everyone here on this kidnapped by hq collab <33333333333

warnings: not proofread bc who does that xD (guys pls free me from this hell i’m in so much pain i didn’t even look at this i skimmed over it i left it as is, gg)

Read this while lsitening to the best song evar!!!!!!!!!!!1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_cXhBy78T4&ab_channel=JonasBrothers if you dont listen whil reading ill eat ur family MONCH MONCH MONCH

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Adopted... by THEM?!! (*MSBY story*)

actual a/n: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD. it’s a mad dream formatted in early FFN days pre-2010 and contents of circa 2012-2015 wattpad/quotev. went back to ask young belle for assistance to power through this. we really came full circle;; or maybe half circle idk

THANK U MIKI @undermattsun for this dReAmY  “Kidnapped by HQ” WHOREHOUSE COLLAB!! other teams kidnapping stories are right here !! THANK U RIA MY APHRIADITE @aoyukai for this INCREDIBLY AMAZING BANNER!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY .shoyokuns .nectarous .iwaasfairy​ .animatedrapture .xeilian  FBRV2; LOAFS OF MY LIFE MY WHORES; for reassuring and not letting me slide too far into this headspace (and pulling me out) lmfaoao

Title: Adopted by… THEM ?!!

Author: Bokugaos (kouteru ><)

Genre: Drama, Romance

Length: 2.4 k

Disclaimer: I don’t own MSBY and any Haikyuu characters. If i did that would be so cool XD

Authors Note: YOOHOOOOO I’M BACK!!! But this is the first story I’ve written in a while, and i’m pretty rusty so this kinda sux >_o Anyways, BEWARE OF SPOILERS. THIS CONTAINS INFORMATION FROM THE MANGA so please don’t kill me if you spoil yourself. *terrible thoughts enter mind…. bashing brain with torches of fire….* >A< *screams inwardly at herself* SHANNARO!!@ 

well here it is. ENJOY! (I hope… lol…)

CHAPTER 1: The Day I Got Kidnapped

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*this morning*

(y/n)’s POV

my alarm clock ran. I threw it to the wall. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLOCK. Hahahahahaha :D but then, i realized it’s monday. I hate my life. But do you know what i hate even more? 

My mom. She hates me too. Before you judge me, let me show you the proof. 

“Wake up Isabella!!!! Time for breakfastl!!!” I heard my mom yell. See?

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“you’re awke” aran said kneeling down by my side. (yeah no shit but where the fuck is this? it smells like old socks and sploodge is this what they call a circle jerk room? all the chairs are in a circle around yours in the middle, what’s that stain on the floor?)

This paragraph, this one right here, smited me

i was kidnapped??😱 by 😭 inarizaki?????

inarizaki x fem!reader warnings: 2010 wattpad throwback, autocorrect turned off, v drunk, it hurts

a/n: omfg imagine like being kidnapped by inarazaki your schools volleyball team like? what would they do to you? make you their biggest fan?! wel keep reading to find out! let me know how you liked it might make it a series hehe here’s chapter 1! listen to this playlist

a/n: i sincerly apologize pls no one talk to me for 5-7 buisness days kidnapped by hq masterlist here whorehouse special 😝 thank you @undermattsun​ for the banner this ones deidcated to you miki

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SMFH this felt like physical assault on my brain zee, I don’t know how you one up’d wattpad but you did <333

a/n: okay so what do you get when you combine @undermattsun ‘s fever dream of a server with a bunch of whores that grew up on wattpad? well the kidnapped by haikyuu collab of course. the fact that this is the first ever thing i’ve ever written is fitting. it was very fun and nostalgic though make sure to check out the other teams and suffer like the rest of us did writing them.

a/n 2: tw wattpad tw cocaine tw no editing and a lot of typos tw i wrote the majority of this high

wc: 800

My name is y/n and i’m just a regular student at dateko hs. Today I woke up and put my long black curly hair in space buns and slipped on my chemical romance shirt (a/n: their my favorite band uwu, if you don’t like frank iero gtfo he’s a precius cinammon bunnnnn) with black skinny jeans and vans then i did my eyeliner and put on some mscare. Other girls at my school do full faces of makeup but i am so lazyyyy haha blep, i guess you could say i’m not like them :P

ANyways i finished my morning routine and left ot school. I was on my way to school when a truck pulled up to me with teh words sateko scribbed on the side. Out of nowhere, three tall guys come up to me and kidnap me111!!!!!! They put a blinfold on me and tied my hands together >.> then they threw me in te back of teh truck “we got them’ i heard one of them say. “échala a la mamalona alv” (a/n: f*ck it, throw them in the whip) i head someone say before i blaked out.

~later~

when i woke up i was in a dark room and i started creaming “WHO AM I AND WHAT DID yoU DO TO ME”?? I felt strong hands undo the blindfold. WHen my brown obs were free from the darkness of the blindfold I saw a group of guys in volleyball uniforms and tejanas (a/n: that means cowboy hats in spanish xD ) standing before me. “We are the volleyball team, turned drug cartel Dateko and from now on you’ll be our accountant” the brown haired man grimaced darkly with malice.

“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A DRUG CARTELL?!?!?!??” i screamed!

“Kinda??” the tall boy who looked like th e yellow angry bird spoke up. “calm down y/n. My name is koganegawa btw, but you can call me koganewga :) everyone here calls me el canario (a/n: this means the canry lolll) though”

“How do you know my name” I asked.

“We go to schoo l with you y/n. I’m pretty sure el nube (the cloud) is in the same class as you?” kogangeawa responded.

“Who is el nube? An why do you hace dumb nicknames for everyone?””

“ugh , the cloud is Aone takonabuu, and we gave each other nicknames because any narco worth mentioning has one ” said futakuchi

“Who are you anyway? And how are you narcos and in high school?? nd why’s you chose me to be ur account ant??” you retorted, annoyed bc uGH.

“well my name’s futakuchi, and im el jefe (a/n: the boss) around these parts”

“And what parts ar these exactly?”

“And what parts ar these exactly?”

“Well our volleyball/cocaine supply closet of corse. And Let me finish talking peasant” el jefe responded. “Canario please finish explaining it to them, i need to.. Take care of something... ” he said mysteriously then left the room.

“Yeah so basic ly we needed to raise money so our volleyball team could go to the games in sendai, and no one wanted The Iron Wall’s burnt ass coockies so we decided to fundraise thru drug cartel, adn we neeed you to look thru the expenses because we aren’t making as much money as before O.O and your’e the smartest person in my remedial math class” el canario, koganawa said. (a/n: i actually suck at math xD idk numbers are hard T.T)

i looked thru their books and said “the reason why you aren’t making as much money is because someone’s been stealing cocaina.”

“wow , how do you know?” asked el pelos de elote, Kamasaki asked inquistively

“Because el jefe has snuck out three cocaine filled volleyballs since koganejwa started talking” i responded and the whole room GASPEDD!!!

“JEFE WHYYYYY??” moniwa groaned.

“I was tired of sharing the profit with you idiots, and also I wanted to have money so i could buy an engagement ring for y/n.” futakuchi screamed and i felt my cheeks blushed a deep mahogany. OMG he was proposing?!?!?? (a/n: bet you didn;t see that coming teehee

I can’t believe that lil ol me who was suuuper normal and plain but totally not like the other boring people at my school was getting proposed to by the DATEKO CARTEL leader. “Jefe, I acce-”

Just as i was about to accept, EL NUBE slammed through the door of the supply closet.

“futacoochie, I know what you’ve been doing, and i know you’re planning on marrying y/n l/n/ a/s/l l/g/b/t so you can frame them for leading the cartel and i can’t let you do that” aone yelled. “Because i love them” i was in shock. Futakoochy was gonna use me. (a/n boys suck) I was beyond mad. Then Aone grabbed el jefe tightly and forced him out of the supply closet yelling at him “we better never see you again, except for at volleyball practice and games snd school” loudly, snatching the engagement ring before he left.

“ your name, will you marry me??” el nube asked. He was so hot and big and strong. His piercing green orbz looked deep into my brown speres, lovingly

“Yes aone yes !! i love you sm!!!”” I responded. Then he slipped the rinf on my finger and we were husband and spouse!!

“Good, because we still need you to be dateko cartel’s accountant baby. But not just that kind of accountatn. We also need you to be our tik tok accountant ;) because your the only person we can trust. “ he said with a wink.

“As long as i can play three cheers for sweet revenge when i go on stage xD” i said and everyone in the room chortled. Being the spouse to the narco that ran the most powerful cartel in miyagi wasnt so bad

Then inheard my alarm go off...

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a/n: thank you sm for readinG!!! Please be sure to like/comment/subscribe to seee more cool content like this ;)) also plz don’t be mean this is my frist writing ever and i kno it suxxxx but ots’ okie. Anyways blep im gonna go watch some dan and phil #PHAN if you don’t ship this gtfo my fic srsly..

ok for the quick real author’s note uhh nobody talk to me about this ever again, hope u enjoy, here’s the kidnapped by haikyuu collab mlist 

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“CAN I AT LEAST GRAB MY HEADPHONES, UGH”

KIDNAPPED BY DUMPSTER SHOWDOWN CAPTAINS: KUROO & DAICHI

[real authors note: a crackfic from yours truly. I’m so fucking sorry. No one send this to my therapist because she will actually be worried.]

a/n: oh em gee hey hi hello!!! Feeling blessed that i can write for the whore house server collab!!!!!!!!!! I thought i wouldnt post in time because of all of the trauma ive been going thru but we made it! *plays drake music cutely* anywaiiiiz here ya go!!

Warnings! Dont be a pussy, get kidnapped its sexy! Lol hahaha and tw drugs, tw penis (only two for like 5 seconds) so like lime or something less citrus

wc: 2.1k!!!!!

Songs to listen to when reading this: Teen Idle by the QUEEN herself marina and the diamonds, all around me by flyleaf (dw theyre christian), and mgmt kids!!!!

A great poet once said “Got 56 a gram, 5 a hundred grams though, man I swear I love her how she work that damn pole” and that poet, mister fettison wapersons the third said it with his whole left nut. So im out here hustling the pole.

And by pole i mean working at the local 7/11.

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I can’t decide what I love more: the use of POGGERS, the fray lyrics, the volleyball in the banner or the whiplash reading this gave me 😭 TW WATTPAD INDEED <333

i was 𝖐𝖎𝖉𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖉 by the 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖎 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖘?!?!🥺

@undermattsun your server is a fever dream and i am terminal.

a/n (the first of many): this is the absolute worst thing i have ever seen and i will love and protect it for the rest of my life. check out the rest of this flaming piss fire here. i am completely, wholly sorry for anyone that reads this. no. one. perceive. me.

pairing: sendai frogs x the oc from a 5sos fanfic i wrote in 2013

word count: ~800 of the last words my brain cells will ever produce

tw? wattpad.

“Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend

Somewhere along in the bitterness

And I would have stayed up with you all night

Had I known how to save a life” - The Fray (a/n: sorry, i don’t listen to normal music like the other girls if you don’t like the fray gtfo-_-)

it’s funny how life works. one day, you’re just sitting on the bus, putting my long thick beautiful hair in to a messy bun (ugh i’m so ugly) and the next, i get thrown into a van.

“w-what are you doing?” i say, i bit my lip nervously because i’m quirky.

“were the sendai frogs. your ours now.”

Step one, you say, "We need to talk."

He walks, you say, "Sit down. It's just a talk."

He smiles politely back at you

You stare politely right on through

i guess i should introduce myself. my name is delilah ackerman but i prefer to go by my nickname esme dark-waters. yes i am from new york city but i HATE THE PLAIN WHITE T’s okay so don’t fucking say it.(a/n: i dont listin to normie bands like that ew) i have long curly hair and piercings green eyes and porcelain skin but i am so fucking ugly. all of the “pretty girls” at my college where north face jackets and leggings but i’m not like them. i wore band t-shirts from pierce the veil and twenty one pilots and beanies and leggings because i’m quirky.

i was sitting on the buss coming home from classes (i’m an english major and i love Shakespeare because i’m different and smart tehe ^.^) when i tall blonde man sits next to me. i tuck my long curly pink hair begind my ear, biting my lip i turn to him.

“hi” i say nervously, biting my lip.

“hi, delilah.” he chuckles darkly.

“wait,” i stuttered, “how do you know my name?” i ask worriedly.

“my name is kei tsukishima, your mob boss father hasn’t paid his debts so we’re going to kidnap you and keep you as are slave.” he darkly chuckled, grabbing my wrist. (a/n: hehe i love salty-shima sm he’s so fucking hawt)

Some sort of window to your right

As he goes left and you stay right

Between the lines of fear and blame

You begin to wonder why you came

After i was shoved into a car and driven to a bunker under a volleyball gym, i met the rest of the mob volleyball team that took me.

“poggers, my name is kanji koganegawa.” another large man stands up from where he was sitting down. he had long blonde hair spiked up and a black streak in the middle.

“hi esme, did you miss me?” you turn around abruptly at the sound of your ex boyfriend kyoutani kentarou. you gasp.

gasping, you turn to kyoutani. “w-what are y-you doing h-here?”

“what do you mean? i’m a volleyball player for this mob-slash-volleyball team. the sendai frogs.” he looks at me curiously, he runs his hand through his shaved hair in frustration.

“i don’t know anything about volleyball!” i say loudly, “i’m NOT like the OTHER GIRLS.”

the tallest man who you knew as tsukishima comes up and grabbed your arm, pulling you into his broad chest. you look up at him dreamily.

“i’ve been watching you for a while now delilah esme dark-waters ackerman. and i am in love with you. please forgive me.” you look up to kei with your giant emerald orbs, orbs filling with tears.

“you love me? but why? i’m so ugly?” i let tears roll down my freckled cheeks, biting my lip nervously.

“why do you think we kidnapped you? it’s because you’re beautiful.” kei pulls me into a passionate kiss and our tongues fight for dominance. fighting for dominance, our tongues dance is each other’s mouth and i moan loudly,

“hey asshole,” i hear kyoutani smirk behind me, “she’s in love with me. she’s mine.”

As he begins to raise his voice

You lower yours and grant him one last choice

Drive until you lose the road

Or break with the ones you've followed

a/n: omg thank u so much for reading! this is my first story i’ve written and i hope u luv it! note: NONE OF THE LYRICS ARE MINE THEY ALL BELONG TO THE FRAY. anyway, part two should be coming out soon! luv u all!!<3

last updated: 1/8/2012

do. not. perceive. me. dymphnasprose 2021©️

The way you describe kageyama kills me 😭 “an angry blueberry with furrowed eyebrows throws a milk carton” like COME ON that’s perfect LMAO

kageyama could kabedon me to the floor whenever and wherever 🧍🏽‍♀️

i was??? taken hostage by the schweiden adlers ??

adlers x fem!reader

wc: 1.1k

prompt: mistaking you for your middle blocker brother, the schweiden adlers kidnap you and hold you hostage?? 😯 will you find you way home? or will you find you way into their harets 😍 keep reading to fidn out!!!! if you don’t like don’t read!! constructive criticism only pls don’t be mean 😠

warnings: circa 2012 wattpad crack fanfic, opposite of proofread, written while a little bit tipsy

the kidnapped by hq masterlist can be found here! everyone else on the list is an insanely talented writer, i encourage you to check out their other works after joining me in losing as many brain cells as possible!!

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I had to put my phone down 7 times, this was E X T R E M E L Y tw wattpad 😳🤌

Also us telling kuroo we’re gonna get kidnapped ? Next level I had to reread to make sure I read that right 😭🤚🏽

𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚋𝚒?!

wc: 1.5k

a/n: i’m so sorry

cw: implications of kidnapping, there is one (1) collar and one (1) kiss, this is just 2012-era wattpad level crack

synopsis: ur kuro tetrusou’s lil sister, and your at a volleyball game to cheer him on. little do u  know that snaky eyes (hee hee it’s hoehebi) are watch you from the darkness…

this is a part of the miki mouse whorehouse server collab!!! thank u to @undermattsun​ for organizing this fever dream

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hi, welcome to hell, where here you have an order of kidnapped by nekoma here as part of the kidnapped by hq collab, courtesy of the miki mouse whorehouse. other participants here. banner by @undermattsun <333333333333

contains: lime, stalking, poor grammer, excessive use of emojis, disturbing amount of mcr mentions (how many will yall find?), weird plot, wattpad style sexiness, lots of eye rolling, and omg why’re they so obessed with you?

word count: 1.8k+

note: this was so fun to write. omg and you don’t know how much i had to push through wanting to trash this shit. or go back to edit. but the rule was no editing ahhhh anyway, here. hehe oh and one last thing,

🏐comment or ahare if you liked it lolz🐈‍⬛

(e/c) : eyecolor

(h/c):hair color

(y/n):youre name [the main character 💕😱✌️😋💞]

(f/n):first name

(l/n):last name

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running, running, running

youre foot gets caught on something, causing you to fall. you wipe the dirt off your face and continue to run turning the corner and making it down the long street, the darkness black with barely lit streetlights. behind you a honk sounds in the disabled followed by cheering. (sentence sound weerd💀)

plz plz plz no! i don’t want do die, i dont wanna-

“oof!” you say aloud as you collide into something hard yet soft. you land on your butt, groaning in the process.

“are you lost babygirl” says a voice that sounds like kuroo. opening my eyes you gasp.

it is kuroo!

(omg guys can you imagine? honestly, because what if it isnt gerard way or any 2 dimensional fictional character i dont want it ✋)

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youre day started ordinary. going to school at the local university. (and not being chased down by vicious volleyball cats.)

you had friends and even a crush. his name was jack. jack was the most popular boy on campus. he was dreamy and tall and all they girls wanted him. but he wanted you. (at least you think because you and jack were in a relationship in your head where you guys get married and shit😍).

“excuse me,” said a soft voice from behind you. you jumped, causing your hands to hit the desk. brittney, the popular mean girl, rolls her eyes, whispering to her friend about you. you stick up your muddle finger at her. she was so fucking obsessed. with her stupid hair and dumb “designer” dog purse. and the way she says vegan like vëgāñ. like bitch the word isn’t gucci. ugh you hate her.

turning, you’re met with the face of a huy you’d bever seen before.

“wow he’s actually cute! with his golden eyes and long pee yellow hair.” you think, youre cheeks getting hot. he had on a jersey which was weird because youd never seen it before. it was red.

“um...do you have a pencil?” his voice was soft as he failed to meet your (E/C) eyes. [he so wants you]

you smile before turnig around making sure the air flows toward him to make him smell your coconut and watermelon shampoo from your (H/C) hair.

“no.”

[2 hours later]

“hey who’s that guy staring at you?” youre friend asks while cramming a hotdog in her mouth. mayonnaise dribbles down the corners of her mouth making you cringe. her and her weird food tastses.

(seriously who eats hotdogs with mayonnaise? she looks like shes sucking….LOL NVM)

“probably jack,” you shrug stabbing at your salad. ugh he was soooo obsessed with you. i mean who wouldn’t be. anyway, youd kill for a berger right now. [[okay but whys that word kinda hard to spell XDD)

“um no, it doesn’t look like jack.” your friend says, twirling a lock of hair around her finger. she has literaly hearts in her eyes. what a whore. literally every guy she sees she wanna ride his jock🙄

you turn, looking around around some before feeling a hand clamp down over urs.

“dont make it obvious!” yeah says the one drooling. ignoring her you turn your head around 270 degrees, immediately locking eyes with a guy with white hair and a middle part. she was right, he definitely wasn’t jack. he had on the same uniform as that weird guy who sat behind you in the lecture. and he was staring at you… o.o

(you know that scene in twilight where edward kept staring st bella like a creeper, yeah,)

you turn back around, youre cheeks hot (not those cheeks you weirdo) . you are not hungry anymore. just creped out. suddenly youre hAirs stands up at attention when your eyes flicker up to meet a pair of narrowed, almost catlike eyes from across the courtyard. this guy had the same uniform along with the small cluster he was standing with. he had a blonde mohok (mohock? )

(edit: mokawk im so dumb XDDDDDDD)

they were all looking at you in fact. you dropped youre fork and stood.

“stop looking at me!” you call. ong was everyone obsessed. you get it, you were hot but jeez, they could at least be discreet.🙄 everyone around you gave a weird look, even your friend. they wish thry could be you. the main character ugh

you stormed away from the courtyard , steps uh lined to the beat of the black parade. 🖤 (the chorus obvi)

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[3 hours later]

“are you sure you dont wanna go to the mall with me?” your friend asks while walking. you role your eyes.

“no because you do the same thing everytime. go to spicy matter and pretend your edgy just so you can catch the eye of that 27year old man who works there who wheres the same tshirt of a cat with 3-D glasses every day .”🙄 his name was like todd or wilson or leondray or something. he also picks his nose and wipes it on the your villain life sweatshirts.

“no i do-“

“and you don’t even like my chemical romance. look im going home.” with that, you spin around in slow motion in the opposite direction and leave her standing there with here mouth open. (so badass😻)

“ill have you know i totally love your bleached love!” she yells. [thats why shes a whore🖕)

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(should i continue or…. do you huys even like this lol???? comment or something 🙀✌️💞😝😱😜🖤)

anywaysss, its cold outside. maybe you shouldn’t have worn some half decent version of what avril lavigne would wear. you pull down your black tutu skirt over your shredded tights as the skull chain jangled against your boot laces. you stick your hands in the pozket of your red denim jean jacket, rolling your eyes at the low hanging clouds above. what a life. ((you’re so the main character.))

its getting dark all too quickly which was bad because you still had another 45 minutes of walking to do. the streets were empty on this part of town and in your opinion, just creepy. you put your favorite black kitty headphones on and go to your comfort playlist which is duh, fall out boy, your mind muddled with thoughts of maybe being whisked away by patrick. (a story for another time im afraid…😋)

you were walking all of 5 minutes when something catches youre eye. from the corner of your vision, you see a flash of red duck behind the upcoming building. weird. or it wouldn’t have been had it not have been the same color red thats been plaguing you all day, like from those stupid jerseys. you quicken your pace as you pass the corner.

it’s completely dark now and you slow because you think you’ve missed a step aling the way. scoffing you roll your eyes🙄. how did you not know where you lived. the situation seemed all the conviencing for anything weird or bad to happen.

you suddenly hear a quickened patter of footsteps behind you. whipping around, your eyes scan the pitch darkness but come up empty. because of the pitch darkness and the fact you cant c because its dark and its hard to look in the pitch darkness bc its black. (dark)

“hello?” you call, walking boldly in the direction you heard the weird footsteps in. silence. and then you hear a cat meow. but it wasn’t from a cat. you would know because you had 8 (do you guys wanna know their names???) it sounded like a man making a cat sound. scin pricking you turn away just in time to see a white van sitting idly in front of you. you start at it and it at you. (a part of you was expecting it to say kacchow or something idk. why else would you be staring at some weird van at night?)

turning, you began walking in the opposite direction, ignoring the menasing rev of an engine. you start to trot. you hear the engine growing louder, closer. omg. you didn’t want to be dead!

now you turn the corner & brake out into a full run, dropping your dinosaur purse.

your foot gets caught on something, causing you to fall. you wipe the dirt off your face and continue to run turning the corner and making it down the long street, the darkness black with barely lit streetlights. behind you a honk sounds in the disabled followed by cheering. (sentence sound weerd)

plz plz plz no! i don’t want do die, i dont wanna-

“oof!” you say allowed as you collide into something hard and soft. you land on your butt, groaning in the process.

“are you lost babygirl” 😏 says a voice that sounds like kuroo. opening my eyes you gasp.

it is kuroo!

then your vision turns to darkess.

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[a/n whose your favorite character so far, leave a comment LOLZ)

you here mumbles Around you as you groan. when you do the sounds stop.

the bag was taken off your head finally as your eyes adjusted to a dank dark smelly room. you started to strugglle when kuroo stepped forward, his actions slow and menacing. he ripped off the tape.

“OW YOU ASSWHIPE” you scream, tears stringing to your eyes. he laughed.

“your an asswipe” said the dude with the mocock. the one with the long piss blonde hair nudged him before turning to you.

“lets introduce ourselves so she wont be scared of us anymore. we’re apart of the nekoma volleyball team. im kenma kozume.”

“whatever. im taketora yamamoto.”

“hi im lev haiba. and your cute,” he wiggles his brows. [gross as IF]

your quiet as the rest of the guys introduce themselves until it circle to kuroo. he doesn’t bother to introduce himself because you already knew him.

because………

he was youre ex boyfriend 😱😱😱😱

[omg who saw that coming???? anyway sorry this part is short, i fell asleep as like my third nap today bc depreshun lolZ]

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[A/N: at the end theres a lime so bbe warned omg]

“(f/n) are you still scared?” sunflower head (needless to say i keep her in check) moved closer until he was like in your face. his breath smelled like root beer and wintergreen.

“y-yeah? now that i know the name of my kidnappers what im supposed to be at ease now????!” he scoffs.

“we didn’t kidnap you” he said as he tightens the rope wrapped around your body.

“yes you did!”

“no we didn’t.” mohuk guy was going through your bag.

“im literally tied up!”

“so you don’t run away.’ lev says cooly. checking the rope at your feets.

“that’s kidnapping!”

“believe what you want (f/n).” kenma shrugs. the others behind him are in cat masks, arms crossed. they to have a red jersey. [favorite colors blue btw💙]

you turn to look at kuroo, your ex.

“did you miss me?” kuroos hand brush against your cheek and for a second, your iz soften. you remember back when loving him was so easy. back when you were dumb teenagers. back when life was easier. when falling in love didn’t hurt. but he hurt you… because he wouldn’t get “ugly” tattooed on his chest 🙄 (if he doesn’t do this he doesnt luv you omg 🖕)

“no,”

“but you loved me,” he said softly.

“no i dont love you. i wont!” you start to struggle against the ropes and the guys try and hide their laughter at the site. kenma runs his fingers along your neck while lev squats in front of you. kurro tits your head to the side his lips pressing against your lips, his tongue ramming into your mouth with force.

“its ok. you’ll learn to love me. no…” you moan loudly as kenma bites your neck. (omg hot vampire much😍)

“uS.”

the end.

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♡ Kidnapped by the Haikyuu mafia, on purpose, by accident ♡

A/n(s): A huge thank you to Miki for letting both me, and @sugawara-sweetheart​, participate in her “Kidnapped by hq” sever collab! This was super chill and honestly so much fun! We’ve never been a part of anything like this, LOL. What and experience™️. Check out everyone else’s contributions HERE.

Lee: hey dream team, guess who <3. I made it. I’m alive, and at the collab, ON TIME. You can thank Neems for that as she was totally threatening me with death - in a super sexy way ofc ~ All jokes aside, I had so much fun collabing w/her and would do it again in a heartbeat! Hope you guys enjoy this work of ✨art✨

Neems: OKAY I DID NOT THREATEN LEE (she did) but this was so much fun and i loved working with her!! miki’s collab idea was amazing and at some point we have to return to our roots of finely crafted fanfiction✨that are wattpad fics so i hope you all enjoy!!

W/c: 4.9k

Rating: 18 + / M

C/w: unimaginable cringe, horrendous spelling and grammar, switching of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd person, abduction, age gap, smut. Also, yes. We’re using main tags… because you ALL deserve to suffer - LOL! ALSO, just so we’re all clear, this is obviously just a joke - a parody on Wattpad cringe.

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NOT THE FROZEN REFERENCE 😭🤌✨

Also tripping on her chunky black heels ?? Very much main character energy 😌

Help!!1!! I was KiDnapp3D!1!!

kidnapped collab: kamomedai hs x reader

Warnings: No edits, cursed writing, eating worms, greatlash mascara

WC: 888

A REAL A/n: Well- here it is: the worst thing I’ve ever written. I’m sorry and I love you. I will now forever have to live with the consequences of what I’ve done.  Find the rest of the lovely fever dream collab here. Ty @undermattsun for organizing this trash fire. Love u Miki and the rest of the whoreH💖me that is the server

Sachiro was an amazing boyfriend. He was my dream guy. Until he betrayed  on me!!1!11! (a/n >.<) I couldn’t believe my life ended up like this, not in a million years… but maybe I should start from the beginning…. 

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I was KIDNAPPED???? by Johnzenji 😗✌️

@undermattsun what in the fresh hell did you create

baby’s first fanfic 🥰🥰 and it’s this absolute monstrosity,,,i felt physical pain writing this.

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••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “come one pheebs” my friend calls, jarring me from my book my nose is buried in. Im upset, npbody cares about good literature anymore. I close my copy of Twilight and look up at my friend. “What,” i say, sighing. I love my friend Hannah, but she’s so loud and perky, she won’t let me enjoy my books. “You promised” she whines, “you said you’d come to the Johzenji game with mee”. I sigh again. I DID say I would go with her, but now i regretting that. Who cares about boys volleyball? Everyone says they’re hot but I just don’t see the appeal. Idk, i guess i’m just not like other girls.

“Fine” i say resigning to the fact that i’ll have to go to the volleyball game. “Ooo yay” my friend squeals again “well come on get ready then!” I look down at my Forever 21 i love ramen <3 crop top and black leggings “whats wrong with my outfit?”

“Nothing! Just look a little cuter will you?” I decide to *spice* up my look with a tattoo choker and throwing my long messy brown hair with caramel highlights into a cute messy bun.

“Is this fine?” I ask Hannah. “Hmmm it’ll do” she responds with a toss of her long blonde hair. “Now lets go!”

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Authors notes: omggg haiiiiii thank you SO much for reading!!!! Don’t forget to rate and review if you like it so far ;))))))

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SKIP TO THE GAME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*drum beats* “Johzenji! Johzenji!” i still hear the loud cheering even over my edgy music playing in my headphones im using to help me read. I decide to tun off 5sos since i cant hear luke’s gorgeous voice anyway. A loyd cheer erupts from the johenji student section. I guess they did something idk. I look up from my book and down at the court because of the noise, NOT because i care wht happened. I see piss-yellow uniform boys all jumping around and assume thats johnzenji. I feel a jolt going down my spine and look more intsently (i couldn’t decide between intently or intensley so i combined them!!!!) at the court. My piercing emerald orbs are met with the dark chocolate brown orbs of a volleyball player with also piss colored hair but like, more dehydrated than his uniform. Our gazes battle for dominance, who will back down first? I do, of course because i dont care about him. Im not like theses other girls at the game.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Terushima’sPOV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We just scored a point because we’re so fucking cool (ehehhe i added language bc theyre hot badboys). I look up at the stands to wave and see a girl who looks weird. She has a book with her and shes not even looking at the court. As I stare, she stares back. Her green orbs stare into mine and i think to myself “wow she has a book at a game? She must not be like other girls” i decide i have to talk to her, so after the game….

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Phoebe’sPOV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After the game I want to leave. Hannah stayed back with her other friends to try to flirt with the boys, so I’m walking home alone jamming to 5sos again, god i’m so quirky then out of nowhere like a pokemon a sea of piss-yellow jerseys comes out in front of me blocking my path. The blonde one speaks to me first “hey i remember you, you were reading a book during the game, I’m terushima btw!”

A chorus of voices errupts from the boys “why’s you bring a book to the game? What book we’re you reading? You didnt pay attention to us?” a boy with sandy blonde hair and the only one wearing a white jersey says “why would you even come to a game if you’re just going to read? Thats weird.” All of the other boys lookat him meanicingly. Dehydrated piss hair says “Shut up Tsuchiyu what the hell do you know dont you think its sexy that this girl isn’t interested? I think it makes me want her more” his eyes twinkle michiviously with a predatory sparkle (omh whAt why does nobody thinks this when i read at games ugh nobody appreciated diff girls :((((() the one now called Terushima turns to me saying “idk you’re not that attractive actually you’re kinda ugly and that shirt is weird but theres just something about you reading a book, and the rest of my team agrees” I glance over at the rest of them and their eyes are now also twinkling michiviously. “I care more about luke hemmings and edward cullen (TEAM EDWARD DUH IF YOU DONT AGRRE STOP READING)” i say as i walk out of the gym. Wow i relly am so weird and quirky and edgy i feel so mysterious i think to myself as i begin my walk home with earbuds in listening to daddy issues by the neighborhood, not noticing the white van following me suddenly i get YANKED from the sidewalk and get thrown into the back of a van!!!!!!!!!! Its dark in here as my eyes adjust i notice the same piss yellow when i realize its the team from the game. A bright light shines in my face as Terushima says “you’re ours now”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~authors note: oh em geeeeee guys thanks so much for all the love!!!!! don’t hate me for the cliffhanger;))) i’ll post part 2 soon *evil laughter* don’t forget to rate and review!!!

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god forgive me for i have sinned.