Utter Nonesense Provided By The Whore House

Utter nonesense provided by the whore house <333

japan national team x reader | w.c 1.3k

a/n: omg guys here’s the super cute epic collab fic i made w all my frieednsies <33 we all worked superrrr hard on this so pls don’t be mean!!!!!!!!! pls enjoy its xoxox and don’t forget to follow everyone here on this kidnapped by hq collab <33333333333

warnings: not proofread bc who does that xD (guys pls free me from this hell i’m in so much pain i didn’t even look at this i skimmed over it i left it as is, gg)

Read this while lsitening to the best song evar!!!!!!!!!!!1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_cXhBy78T4&ab_channel=JonasBrothers if you dont listen whil reading ill eat ur family MONCH MONCH MONCH

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Adopted... by THEM?!! (*MSBY story*)

actual a/n: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD. it’s a mad dream formatted in early FFN days pre-2010 and contents of circa 2012-2015 wattpad/quotev. went back to ask young belle for assistance to power through this. we really came full circle;; or maybe half circle idk

THANK U MIKI @undermattsun for this dReAmY  “Kidnapped by HQ” WHOREHOUSE COLLAB!! other teams kidnapping stories are right here !! THANK U RIA MY APHRIADITE @aoyukai for this INCREDIBLY AMAZING BANNER!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY .shoyokuns .nectarous .iwaasfairy​ .animatedrapture .xeilian  FBRV2; LOAFS OF MY LIFE MY WHORES; for reassuring and not letting me slide too far into this headspace (and pulling me out) lmfaoao

Title: Adopted by… THEM ?!!

Author: Bokugaos (kouteru ><)

Genre: Drama, Romance

Length: 2.4 k

Disclaimer: I don’t own MSBY and any Haikyuu characters. If i did that would be so cool XD

Authors Note: YOOHOOOOO I’M BACK!!! But this is the first story I’ve written in a while, and i’m pretty rusty so this kinda sux >_o Anyways, BEWARE OF SPOILERS. THIS CONTAINS INFORMATION FROM THE MANGA so please don’t kill me if you spoil yourself. *terrible thoughts enter mind…. bashing brain with torches of fire….* >A< *screams inwardly at herself* SHANNARO!!@ 

well here it is. ENJOY! (I hope… lol…)

CHAPTER 1: The Day I Got Kidnapped

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*this morning*

(y/n)’s POV

my alarm clock ran. I threw it to the wall. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLOCK. Hahahahahaha :D but then, i realized it’s monday. I hate my life. But do you know what i hate even more? 

My mom. She hates me too. Before you judge me, let me show you the proof. 

“Wake up Isabella!!!! Time for breakfastl!!!” I heard my mom yell. See?

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Hot Neighbor Sakusa x Y/n

Here it is!  My first Miki Mouse Whorehouse collab. 

Many first times this time around, my first omi-omi fic ever, first fic published on this blog and it’s all very exciting.  

BEWARE THOUGH, this is a dark fic so many TW’s to come.

You can thank @undermattsun​ for what you’re about to read, my eyes are still very much burning but, huh, enjoy!  

Choose who to lewd next, from a selection of many other characters and fandoms. I’m just one of many whores who contributed to this collab!

Pairing: Neighbor Sakusa x Y/N

WC: 1.5k

TW: Deepthroating, spitting, hitting (slight pushes), hair pulling, feet sucking, just a whole lotta sucking my guy, oral sex m! receiving.  

A/N: I may or may not have had too much fun talking about crocs and that toe sucking scene may or may not have awakened something in me.

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grab ur tissues whores 

it’s the whorehouse porn (themed) compilation you’ve been waiting for ;) featuring your fave writers (+ artists) 

𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗲𝗯𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭𝟰𝘁𝗵

𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 (𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 !!!)

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 + 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀:

𝗵𝗾:   

babysitter ✖︎ matsukawa | @undermattsun

delivery man ✖︎ fukunaga | @volleyballsimp​

boss/secretary ✖︎ kunimi (art) | @onefortyninecm​

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮:

fake taxi ✖︎ shinsou | @pomsuki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:

casting couch ✖︎ nanami | @blahkugo

babysitter ✖︎ toji/megumi | @bakatenshii

dad’s best friend ✖︎ nanami | @sugardaddykenma

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀:

𝗵𝗾:

pool boy ✖︎ miya twins | @honey-makki

peeping ✖︎ semi | @ourladyofseijoh

boss/secretary ✖︎ kuroo | @strawberryakaashi

neighbors ✖︎ sakusa | @nyancatkuroo​

delivery man ✖︎ osamu | @kodzu-ken

doctor/patient ✖︎ shirabu | @messwriting

dad’s best friend ✖︎ oikawa | @miyaagis

student/teacher ✖︎ sugawara | @heauxzenji

step-dad ✖︎ romero | @lookslikeleese

stuckage ✖︎ ukai | @stonersugawara

masseuse ✖︎ ennoshita | @aoyukai

virginity ✖︎ tendou | @tendouswhxre

cucking ✖︎ suna | @animatedrapture

pool boy ✖︎ bokuto | @bokugaos

cucking ✖︎ kita/atsumu | @daishou-s​

burglar ✖︎ ikkei (art) | @terushimooo​

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮: 

cucking ✖︎ aizawa/dabi | @tsukkis-crybaby

peeping ✖︎ tamaki | @dymphnasprose

stuckage ✖︎ bakugou | @mega-bastard

gangbang ✖︎ lov | @unmeiii​

virginity ✖︎ bakugo | @rat-suki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:

burglar ✖︎ yuuji/sukuna | @bluntkingkuroo

“what are you doing stepbro” ✖︎ inumaki | @kittenkaashi​​

I absolutely love that we're essentially told that hawks has suffered the same neglect and abuse as several of the LOV members only for y'all to immediately call him an abuse apologist for not wanting Endeavor dead and say that it's not an excuse for what he did...

Like I've had to watch y'all rationalize serial killing, child murder, kidnapping, and conspiring to commit genocide bc the LOV got their feelings hurt as children by ""society"", but when hawks suffered the EXACT same thing y'all immediately dismiss it.

I can't wait until something eventually happens to one of the LOV members again somewhere down the line and y'all start whining about "horikoshi hating victims!1!!1" again.

Just drives my point home that y'all don't care about this story's victims unless they're the ones you like lmao. This feels like the Dabi reveal all over again where y'all were cooing over Dabi reducing his own brother's abuse and attempting to burn him alive while calling DEKU of all people an abuse apologist for telling him to fuck off. You all give me a massive headaches, I hope you all learn to actually care about abuse victims instead of randomly caring when you want to make a shitty text post about how evil and awful Horikoshi is for making the LOV face the consequences of their actions.

STUDIO GHIBLI + FLOWERS

Ponyo (2008) Pom Poko (1994) Castle in the Sky (1986) Spirited Away (2001) The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) When Marnie Was There (2014) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)