I Had To Listen To That Raffi Song Like 100 Times As A Teenager, And Fuck You!!

I had to listen to that Raffi song like 100 times as a teenager, and fuck you!!

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Just heard LeVar Burton’s coronovirus PSA on the radio. Oh, so now he does want us to take his word for it?

This oughta help protect me from viruses.

Bought from:

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Going on tumblr to post about how I was distracted by the music video playing and forgot I was reading a short, punchy article of tips for maintaining focus, which I had pulled up because I’ve been grading this paper for 3 hours and so far have read the abstract.

My 40-year-old ass just used, “noi shiitat,” as a legitimate swear.

Me, in the kitchen: Hmm, no fresh food left. What do I have? *Opens fridge* Plenty of sauces; I’ll make pasta. *Turns around to grab water*

Three minutes later: Wait, why am I walking around my apartment eating crackers? Wasn’t I making pasta? Did I even put the water in the pot? *Walks into kitchen and sees empty pot*