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Is it bad that I want to snuggle with the hungwy bwoody kitties? 😊

I have no idea what’s going on here. I’m just glad that video ended the way it did. I was SO nervous I was about to watch two young people esplode their faces.

Me: Zooming into the reflection in the TV trying to determine if this is a ‘70s photo or a modern photo with a ‘70s aesthetic.

Voice in my head: Dude, it’s a nice photo of a hot guy showing off his legs and the edges of his nether regions. Just relax and enjoy it.

Also me: Finally noticing his notepad has USB ports and feeling satisfied. 😅

If a Nobody can have tu dyks, why can’t I have three? With maybe a little light rimming first?

As I rush to the window, hoping to catch a glimpse of the light show foretold by the slight thunder of explosions outside, I am reminded of the fact that I am currently heavily intoxicated, and that my recollection of the relative velocities of sound and light may, in fact, have been reversed.

If you wish to be a warrior, prepare to be broken. If you wish to be an explorer, prepare to get lost. If you wish to be a lover, prepare to be both.

- Saint

Me, in the kitchen: Hmm, no fresh food left. What do I have? *Opens fridge* Plenty of sauces; I’ll make pasta. *Turns around to grab water*

Three minutes later: Wait, why am I walking around my apartment eating crackers? Wasn’t I making pasta? Did I even put the water in the pot? *Walks into kitchen and sees empty pot*

Which Pokémon trio is this?

Three Mighty Ladies from Livonia, 1521, Albrecht Durer

Just heard LeVar Burton’s coronovirus PSA on the radio. Oh, so now he does want us to take his word for it?

The dress says, “I cut up the world’s ugliest drapes,” but the eyes say, “What have I done with my life to end up here?”

On a random, sleep-deprived whim, I started playing my Let’s-get-through-this-grading playlist at 1.5x speed, and OMG, where has this secret been all my life?! Mental focus through the roof!

Never noticed how much a background synth riff in Walking on Broken Glass sounds like the digivice beep until just now when I rushed to my phone to see why the alarm was going off.

Hilary Duff credit cards: *exist*

Me: Do these belong to a spoiled teen or a creepy middle-aged dad who probably shouldn’t be left alone with his daughter’s friends?

or a moon or something.

This gif shows a solar eclipse as viewed from a plane. I thought this was beautiful. 

This oughta help protect me from viruses.

Bought from:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/698179724

Oh, rock ceiling? At first, my brain processed this as a mass of flames, and I was rather confused.

Stockholm metro Photo: @vincent_talt

“Smoke Horns” by Butch Locsin

Showering and brushing my teeth to the California Dreaming/Funkytown/Love to Love You, Baby medley that somehow got stuck in my head.

Américain, mais lyonnais de cœur, ça compte ou pas ?

Mais où sont les français sur Tumblr ?! Reblogue si tu l'es !

je suis français :)

BBC rules

Going on tumblr to post about how I was distracted by the music video playing and forgot I was reading a short, punchy article of tips for maintaining focus, which I had pulled up because I’ve been grading this paper for 3 hours and so far have read the abstract.

My 40-year-old ass just used, “noi shiitat,” as a legitimate swear.

I had to listen to that Raffi song like 100 times as a teenager, and fuck you!!

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

I’ve got more balls in the air than a Fire Island skydiving orgy.