I NEED Your Opinion On Cake. Not A Want. A NEED. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT FLAVOR TO MAKE YOUR MIKESYS CAKE.

i NEED your opinion on cake. not a want. a NEED. i NEED TO KNOW WHAT FLAVOR TO MAKE YOUR MIKESYS CAKE. or if you even like cake at all. i NEED your dessert opinions so i can make a mikesys dessert for you. ill put mal's face (he says hi btw) on some cookies. or mike's face (he also says hi btw) on some brownies. SOMETHING. i just... i NEED TO KNOW MORE.

-definitely not pinkie pie from a system you definitely don't know that you might've already got this question from but our memory sucks so we forgot you probably know who this is by now but just so you can't cheat im sending this on anon WOW its late we should probably sleep now oh and gm or good afternoon or good whenever you read this okay i think im yapping too much now how did i get here again oh yeah its definitely not me

hi definitely not a sys ik

uhhhh vanilla w/ frosting on top

but not like the icky frosting that has a weird aftertaste

n not cheesecake

ok so i got lazy

idk y it looks like that i swear it looks better irl

alsoooo

mal but he was colored w/ q tips + eyeshadow pallet + a lil bit of highlighter

Hear me out. Give her a ton of mike and the altwrs art so she has a whole Mike/alters shrine during meetings

*puts hand on ur shoulder* anon. u r a genius.

“Malfunction” implies the existence of Mikefunction and Svefunction and Chesfunction a

man i know literally every fucking person ever has complained ab 2023 chef but god its still so fucked up what they did to him. they replaced him with a whole different guy 💀😭😭😭 #notmychef

I am not sure if this counts, but shout-out to all DID systems that have fictives from Total Drama as Alters! One truly understands Mike more when you are on his shoes... I get you, man

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lil mike (or mal) first (or 8th) easter

no clue what you mean by that but take this