Malfunction Implies The Existence Of Mikefunction And Svefunction And Chesfunction A

“Malfunction” implies the existence of Mikefunction and Svefunction and Chesfunction a

i saw a surge of mal submissions, so i want to share my favorite rewrite of the character. he gets frontstuck in all-stars, like canon, but instead of faking he's mike to manipulate people, he pretends to be mike because he has no idea where he is. clearly people know mike, but do they know he's a system? mal doesn't know!

so the season is full of 'mike' just being abnormally weird instead of mean. the subplot is the other alters trying to get mal un-frontstuck. there's no reset button, just a lot of, "oohhh we never got the chance to tell him we're on tv.."

of course, when he finds out they're on a reality show for the second time, mal's understandably like "why are we on television?! who's idea was this?!"

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY I FELL OUT OF DESK CHAIR CACKLING AND MY ALGEBRA BINDERS HIT ME IN THE FACE AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING

lil mike (or mal) first (or 8th) easter

no clue what you mean by that but take this

ok so i got lazy

idk y it looks like that i swear it looks better irl

alsoooo

mal but he was colored w/ q tips + eyeshadow pallet + a lil bit of highlighter

Hear me out. Give her a ton of mike and the altwrs art so she has a whole Mike/alters shrine during meetings

*puts hand on ur shoulder* anon. u r a genius.

Tiredddd of people saying Brick shouldn't have gotten eliminated when he did. He was on a team with JO AND LIGHTNING. OFC they'd vote him out if he cost them the challenge! They don't gaf about him saving the other team. Him getting eliminated was the point; it separated him from the other two. He would sacrifice winning (and disobey orders) for the well-being of others. That's what made his character arc so great. I don't think he'd have anything to really do if he wasn't eliminated, anyway. Plus, it made sense on Jo and Lightning's part--They were already planning on voting him out. Brick had a good send-off.

i NEED your opinion on cake. not a want. a NEED. i NEED TO KNOW WHAT FLAVOR TO MAKE YOUR MIKESYS CAKE. or if you even like cake at all. i NEED your dessert opinions so i can make a mikesys dessert for you. ill put mal's face (he says hi btw) on some cookies. or mike's face (he also says hi btw) on some brownies. SOMETHING. i just... i NEED TO KNOW MORE.

-definitely not pinkie pie from a system you definitely don't know that you might've already got this question from but our memory sucks so we forgot you probably know who this is by now but just so you can't cheat im sending this on anon WOW its late we should probably sleep now oh and gm or good afternoon or good whenever you read this okay i think im yapping too much now how did i get here again oh yeah its definitely not me

hi definitely not a sys ik

uhhhh vanilla w/ frosting on top

but not like the icky frosting that has a weird aftertaste

n not cheesecake