I Find This Makes It Much Easier To Enjoy.

I find this makes it much easier to enjoy.

Hello, sorry for the spelling errors but a suggestion for the misadventures of the MCs

 I don't know if you like malleyuu and if you don't like it, ignore me, but if you do, imagine yuu and malleus having a moment of friendship that seems more like a romantic scene, and the other MCs watching from a distance wondering if they are sure that this is not a game otome

 I really like the idea that Malleus is the only one who didn't realize that this isn't an otome game.

I really like that idea too! However I do prefer to keep the MCs neutral so anyone can project regardless of who their favourite is. I do like MalleYuu (who doesn't love a good dragon romance?-) but since the MCs need to stay neutral think of this as like an alternate AU!

Misadventures of the MCs #B3 (Bonus!!)

Taking the Besties home #B3

Malleus: Thank you for coming to walk with me again, child of man.

TWST!Yuu: It's no problem, tsunotarou, I like watching gargoyles with you. Plus it's nice to calm down a bit after my friends came to visit.

Malleus: Your friends are... unique, child of man.

TWST!Yuu: They might be chaotic but they mean well!

(In a nearby tree)

OB!MC: Chaotic? Look who's talking...

MM!MC: Shhhhhh they stopped walking! Awww aren't they adorable?

WHB!MC: Keep it down!

LTD!MC: Hey stop shoving- OW!

OB!MC: Sorry!

MM!MC: Look at the way they look at each other! Are you sure this is just a friendship sim?

WHB!MC: To be fair I'm not sure... at least I don't think dragon prince over here got the memo-

LTD!MC: Guys, can you move? I can't see- OW! THAT WAS MY-

(The other 3 all cover LTD!MC's mouth)

Malleus: Did you hear something, child of man?

TWST!Yuu: Probably just the sound of my heartbeat, tsunotarou. Hehe~

Malleus: *blushing*

TWST!Yuu: *Is full well aware of the fact they're being watched*

WHB!MC: Whew that was close

LTD!MC: MM!MC stepped on my hand!

OB!MC: You don't have dulled sense?- oh wait you're the only mentally ok one

LTD!MC: At least I don't need to go to therapy

MM!MC: And we don't either

LTD!MC: Says the one with religion-related trauma

MM!MC: I-

MM!MC: ...

Rook: Bonsoir les Chaotiques!

MCs: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

*makes an autism joke*

No but, I love twisted wonderland. I love twst and the neurodivergent coded characters. I love twst with characters who are disliked because they are ‘annoying’ or ‘weird’ or ‘creepy’ they mean the world to me. Malleus being forgotten or never being invited, and becoming so overjoyed when he believed he was getting a GENUINE invitation for once, but then finding out it wasn’t genuine at all HURTS.

So yeah Malleus fuck him up

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great