PLEASE WELCOME THIS NEW MOON WITH A STRAIGHT FACE YALL BAHAHAHA

PLEASE WELCOME THIS NEW MOON WITH A STRAIGHT FACE YALL BAHAHAHA🤣💀

💫Astro observations 1💫

Disclaimer: These are my personal observations. Take what resonates

👾 scorpio placements can be kinda jealous in love bc they love you so so muchhhh. they are the most loyal ppl ngl. they also tend to take revenge if you cheated on them (that means you broke their trust)

👾 venus in aquarius or 11h tend to fall in love with their best friend

👾 mercury in 4h give the best advice (actually they are like therapists)

👾 venus in 7h attract lots of ppl

👾 saturn in 11h don't have much friends. some of people i know have this placements only have 2 or 3 bffs

👾 mercury sextile venus have a sweet voice

👾 if your asc have a lot harmonious aspects (conjunct, sextile, trine), it can make your face more harmonious, hard aspects (square, opposite) can make you look kinda angry, attractive or maybe square a lilttle bit (if there are square aspects)

👾 i noticed that water rising rlly into astrology (especially scorpio rising) bc they have water signs in 5h (your hobbies, interests,...)

👾 gemini mercuries hella talkative

👾 you will go the best with who have placements same as the sign in your 2nd house (specially sun)

👾 cancer and 4h placements are cry babies

👾 aquarius placements give me idgaf vibes

👾 lots of ppl who have neptune in 5h use drugs and weed

👾 taurus and cancer placements love to sleep

👾 sun, moon, venus in 6h are the best cooks everrrrr

👾 capricorn moon always sad 24/7

👾 lots of earth signs in your chart can make someone rrly stubborn and hardworking

👾 do you think that aquariuses are weirdos? yes youre right ;)

👾 saturn in 7h can indicate late marriage, it's can take you to wait for saturn return when you are 28-31 yrs old

👾 venus conjunct saturn also indicate late marriage but longer

🕷 earth risings wear makeup really well. their features can really pull off heavy makeup and it rarely looks overdone. even if they’re not drawn to wearing heavy makeup every day, they can look absolutely doll-like and ethereal whenever they do happen to get their makeup done. they also have the ability to change their features with makeup in a way that can cheat or mimic plastic surgery (ex: bella hadid, madonna, ariana grande, naomi campbell, kylie jenner, monica bellucci, tinashe, & charlize theron). 🌱

🕷 meet someone whose voice doesn’t quite match their appearance? that could indicate that their mercury is not conj. their sun. ☿

🕷 gemini venus is known as a player placement but in actuality they get quite played a bit. this is because they are attracted to intelligent people who can mentally stimulate them, but these people may also have the ability to lie and manipulate them. gemini venusians may attract people who are mentally & emotionally abusive, esp. those with water or fire suns/moons. a gemini venus with lots of air or earth in their chart may be more likely to catch when they are being played earlier on & not fall for the mind games. gem venuses can get drawn into love triangles easily & unknowingly. ♊️

🕷 i’ve noticed that sagittarian women undergo a lot of lessons when it comes to romantic partnerships. their romantic challenges serve as catalysts for significant change. in fact i was looking at some female sag singers’ discographies and noticed that a lot of their most iconic eras occurred after a break up (nicki minaj - pinkprint, britney - blackout, xtina - stripped, miley cyrus - bangerz). these records all signified a personal & professional transformation/rebrand, forever changing the trajectory of their careers. the most noticeable aspect being their physical transformations 👀 (mutable energy). i also think it’s worth mentioning that these transformations signified a darker, more mature image/sound, contrasting sagittarius’ characteristically less mature & more jovial nature. ♐️

🕷 earth suns stereotypically have issues with their fathers, much like water suns stereotypically have issues with their mothers. it makes sense if you consider that the earth archetype represents physical stability & material wealth, which is stereotypically something that a man brings to a household. not to say that all issues are related to finances, but if a child with an earth sun (ego) grows up with issues with their father, their perception of stability will be warped & there is a likelihood that their ego will overcompensate for a lack of fatherly presence through 3D grappling (becoming obsessed with the material world/money) when they become adults… similar to the way a water sun would stereotypically compensate for a lack of mothering through obsession w intimacy/relationships. 🌱

🕷 although plastic surgery is commonly associated with capricorn risings, virgo risings could be just as likely to get surgery, & possibly become addicted in search for their image of perfection (which is ever-changing) (ex: blac chyna, bella hadid, madonna, kris jenner, & dolly parton). ♍️

🕷 if you constantly get told that you look like one parent (even if u resemble both parents like me), PAY ATTENTION TO THIS❗️the ascendant rules our appearances but also our karmic paths. constantly being reminded that you look like one parent may be the universe notifying you that you have inherited that parent’s karma, and will face challenges similar to what they faced. remember that you are not them, you are YOU. do not repeat their mistakes! ⬆️ ☁️ (ex: whitney houston, pisces asc. & bobbi kristina, pisces sun & mc). rest peacefully 👼🏾.

🕷 capricorn men can quite literally look like goats. there’s something abt their brows, esp where their brows meet their nose bridge. it’s a very distinct look that’s relatively easy to spot if you know what to look for. overall their faces are more top-heavy: structured brows (usually straight), a strong brow ridge, smaller, stern eyes (can be slightly down-turned), a defined nose, & usually thinner lips. also, look at their teeth when they smile… you see it right? lol (ex: ross lynch, rauw alejandro, liam hemsworth, timothee chalamet, orlando bloom, bradley cooper, & zayn malik). ♑️

🕷 virgo placements have a thing for yellow/orange. idk why but they just do lol (esp. virgo suns). sidereal leo energy, maybe 🦁? ♍️

🕷 taurus women can be JUST as wild as gemini women, just putting that out there. ♉️

***NSFW: hot take — cancer mars should never be underestimated! if capricorn mars represents traditional sex, their sister sign can embody the opposite of traditional… despite their outward appearance/energy. literally the definition of “lady in the streets, freak it the sheets” lol. they need comfortability, but an uninhibited cancer mars is memorable to say the least… outside of the sexual context, an uninhibited cancer mars is still unpredictable af! can be scary and/or vengeful when wronged, you’ve been warned lol. ♋️

🕷 virgo moons like to plan, but slightly differently than other virgo placements. whereas a virgo sun may want to micromanage everything, (a virgo rising micromanages their appearance, a virgo venus micromanages their partners/relationships, etc.) a virgo moon will want to micromanage their personal milestones & achievements. if it were up to a virgo moon, they’d want to plan exactly when they meet a romantic partner, get married, when they have kids, etc. (and will be mad as hell when their timeline isn’t perfect). i think nicki minaj is a good example of this. there’s a clip of her on ellen from 2014 talking abt when she wants to have kids, & she did exactly that… she waited until she was in a place in her career where she was ready to take a break to get married/have a child. the downside is that virgo moons must remember that the quality of the “who” or “what” is much more important than the “when.” y’all get so caught up in the planning of it all that you have a tendency to settle for less than what you deserve. are you happy bc you’re in a genuinely happy situation? or are you happy bc you successfully met your schedule? questions… ♍️

🕷 gemini venus natives trigger sexual awakenings in others lol? HEAR ME OUT— gemini venusians are equally liked by men and women… they have universal appeal (we just can’t help that we’re so popular haha). gemini venusians are the ones that make other ppl question their sexuality. there’s just something about them that draws you in, but you can’t put your finger on why…. are you sexually attracted to them? or do you just find them interesting? you want to date them/be them. the epitome of “i’m not gay, but i’d go gay for x.” they may also have an androgynous appearance or vibe that comes so naturally, further confusing people as to whether or not they have a chance. “what does this person like?” great sex symbol placement! (ex: summer walker, jennifer lopez, megan fox, tupac shakur, david beckham, naomi campbell, kylie minogue, dwayne johnson, margot robbie, george michael, sofia vergara, laetitia casta, carmen electra, brooke shields, ed westwick, anya taylor-joy, gisele bundchen, & lil kim).

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𝗝𝘂𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀🍀🧡

🌺𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🌺

i don’t associate a height with this one. i’ve seen all types of heights with these ppl. may be thicc/curvalicious lmao. the guys here may be buff. forehead may be big, or may have a big head in general. laidback vibes. knows how to look on the bright side of things. at first you may be/come off as friendly, annoying, honest, loud, and cheery. chatty, and good at conversating. most likely extroverted. you can be humorous. celebrities:Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Ashton Kutcher, Richard Gere

💸𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖💸

attracts money, fortune, and just lucky in the financial world lol. may win the lottery, or just get rich by luck in someway. may love or hate/dislike foods from other countries, tropical/exotic fruits, wine, alcohol in general, etc. may like fruit based perfumes(strawberries, peaches, etc). may be attracted to nice legs, or thick thighs. athletes may be attractive to you also. you may have a big/thick neck. style may be with what’s popping/trending. the way you dress may be extra lmao. may dress according to a culture. idk why but i see bright colored clothes mainly here. a fan of name brand. you need to make sure to not burn a hole in your pocket, and buy useless things. generous.

celebrities:Madonna, Britney Spears, Jay Z, Robert De Niro

📚𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕕 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖📚

talks with upbeatness. joyful voice. may get lucky chances through neighbors, neighborhood, or siblings. a story teller that’s extra lol(adds details to their stories). may be a foreign student/go to school in a different state/country. may be the class clown, not go to school a lot, or just noisy at school in general lmao. lucky when it comes to school(may miss a lot of work but pass). may be popular among peers. you may have fat hands. siblings may have jupiter/sagittarius/9th house prominent in their chart. you’re most likely the sibling that plays too much, buys your siblings stuff, and your siblings may view you as chill, and happy/positive. has long convos w/siblings, and may have many siblings. driving may be fast, and reckless lol. may get overconfident on the road.

celebrities:Lana Del Rey, Hilary Duff, Jim Carrey, Dwayne Johnson

🧸𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🧸

i see road trips with the fam here lmao/may have travelled a lot as a kid. may have had a big house or yard, and may have had extras at your house(pools, trampolines, etc). may have moved a lot/lived in many places. probably was taught abt other cultures as a kid. most likely has a huge family. mother may have been spiritual or religious, open minded, fun, free spirited, honest, and probably taught you not to be judgemental/close minded. if negative, she may have been rude, irresponsible/negligent, selfish, and arrogant. mom may have sagittarius/9th house/jupiter energy in her chart. gals here may have big boobies, or guys here may be buff.

celebrities:Miranda Kerr, Kesha, Jaden Smith, Wiz Khalifa

🎲𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝔽𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🎲

generous, with little kids esp. may love to buy little kids toys, candy, etc. may have/want many kids. kids may have sagittarius/jupiter/9th house placements significant in their chart. may be too laidback when parenting/may not know when to set rules, may even be lazy with parenting from time to time. but on the bright side, they can teach their kids wise things and open minded ways. i feel like these ppl would accept their kids for who they are and love them no matter what. open minded, inconsiderate, free spirited, immature, and fun in the dating world/beginning of a relationship. your heart may be large lol(literally). may like to share with their partners, weather it’s food, clothes, gifts, etc. may turn up hard at parties, if not then they’re probably socializing with everyone, just knows how to have a good time. you may like dates where you can be outside(picnic, park, hiking, etc) or just have fun in general(amusement parks, beaches, dave and busters, etc)

celebrities:Kourtney Kardashian, Janis Joplin, Elon Musk, Will Smith

🍬𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝕊𝕚𝕩𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🍬

doesn’t stay sick for long, and dodges illnesses. may have a bit of a tummy. big, & energetic pets might be what you want(i want a pet giraffe & this is my placement but that’s illegal lmaoo). so you may want a dog, horse, etc. may have multiple pets. most likely has many hobbies/activities. cares abt others, and doesn’t mind sharing. talented at many things. since jupiter indicates optimism, and 6th house rules everyday stuff, you know how to look on the bright side of things. can also be calm under pressure. we don’t have a routine, whatever happens happens, and we like to live in the moment. routines are too predictable and boring. caring

celebrities:Mariah Carey,Meryl Streep, Ben Affleck, Frank Ocean

🦋𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🦋

may have a love-hate relationship with ppl that have a lot of jupiter/sagittarius/9th house in their chart. enemies may have jupiter/sagittarius/9th house in their chart or lovers/friends. may attract these ppl a lot. may attract fun, inconsiderate, open minded, immature, spiritual, chill ppl. may attract foreigners. may like to travel with other ppl instead of by yourself. you need to figure out what you want in the romance world. you may be commitment phobic. may have a friends with benefits at some point or a one night stand. you can attract many pleasant relationships though. you may have a big butt

celebrities:Marilyn Monroe, Alicia Keys, Drake, Jimi Hendrix

🐍𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝔼𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🐍

may be into mysteries. you may also attract money, or get it easily. may be transcendental. accepts change, and usually open to it. embraces the unknown, and death. intuition may lead you to luck. if you’re a vagina carrier, you may have big labias or clitoris, if you have a penis, it may be larger than average. high libido gangg lol. may like to fuck outside or like it rough, and reckless. doggy style lmao. fun filled sex is also seen here, and may want to have sex often.

celebrities:Taylor Swift, Tina Turner, Michael Jackson, Snoop Dogg

🍄𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 ℕ𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🍄

may major in religion, law, geography, culture, etc in college or university. knowledge refreshes your soul. optimistic outlook on things. values freedom. can either be rlly non judgmental, or judgmental and noisy. you may love to travel, and may have a love for trivia too. debates are fun to you, and you may have a knack for random facts. you may love to learn abt other countries, cultures, environments, etc. may know how to speak many languages, and may love libraries/books. you may have thicc thighs. wholesome

celebrities:Ariana Grande, Gwen Stefani, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves

🪐𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝕋𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🪐

your reputation may be that your wise, obnoxious, funny, chill, and cheery. pilot, flight attendant, professor, teacher, philosopher, etc may be a career of yours or something you’ve thought of being. need a job where you can either travel or spread/learn wisdom and knowledge. may have bulky knees. ambitious, knows how to get to the top. may be lucky in the career world, and get many opportunities.

celebrities:Angelina Jolie, Lady Gaga, Steve Jobs, Kurt Cobain

👾𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝔼𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖👾

friends, and ppl that crush on you often may have jupiter/sagittarius/9th house placements in their chart. may have bulky ankles/calves. may have friends or be the friend that likes to party, is loud, funny, wise, and chill. may have many friends from different cliques, so they may not get along. may have friends from different religions, cultures, and countries. may want/like to travel with friends. gets along with a lot of ppl. may be obnoxious.

celebrities:Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Prince, Elton John

🐣𝕁𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟 𝕋𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕗𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🐣

you may not have rlly care abt material things. sees good in everything. you may do mediation, if not then you should. you may be spiritual. may have big feet. you may be able to feel vibes off of people, and may be psychic. sees the big picture. you’re thoughtful, and careabt others. might share something and not expect anything in return/genuine.

celebrities:Beyoncé, Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Barack Obama

𝑶𝑶𝟖 ✦ 𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

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virgos (also virgo venus) notice and mention the smallest details about someone. just had a talk with a virgo about something personal? if the conversation was cut off by some reason, they will tell you their opinion at the end of the day or whenever they see you again. they don’t forget.

this is an observation I got from tiktok but when I thought about my own experience with pisces men… yes, they have high tendencies of being alcoholics. pisces women also enjoy alcohol though.

this is more like a rant but many people forget that taurus also rules venus, so let’s appreciate taurus risings and suns a bit more ♡.

leo suns/risings get attention, leo moons seek attention. leo risings are way cockier tho.

pisces and aqua are so much alike. It’s a bit hard to differentiate between them to (according to sun signs).

aries venuses RUSH into relationships. as I said, they are very direct and will make it very clear that they like you, they will always find ways to catch your attention, touch you, make you laugh, anything. they also don’t judge their partner, meaning if they find someone attractive, they immediately wanna shoot their shot.

mutable signs get nervous very easily or seem nervous all the time (you know when someone trembles with their legs? exactly).

sags are honestly just living and vibing. I never saw a sag worry about something or something worth worrying for.

virgo placements (also pisces) are good with animals and usually bond with them on a deeper level than most people.

gemini risings have a witch or pixie fairy like beauty (big eyes, rounded faces). virgo risings also look like fairies (garden fairy; the greenish fairy).

ik this is nothing new but cap risings (especially males with cap placements) usually have this typical greek-roman statue vibe and prominent cheekbones/jawlines. even if it’s not their cheekbones, cap rising women have sanpaku eyes!

Low Effort Magic 🌙

I have a hard time doing something that involves magic every day, even though I've been on this path for quite some time.

Practicing magic a lot is by no means mandatory but it does help (in my opinion) to get better at it and it just helps with everyday problems. So here are some low effort activities you can do everyday that will hopefully help those of you with similar problems!

Write words like "protection", "healing" or whatever you want into your drink with a straw or spoon before you drink it. Or draw sigils in it.

If you feel super exhausted for no apparent reason, open a window and scream or, if you like it, put on some angry punk or metal music to banish whatever is feeding on your energy. While you're doing that, keep in mind that you want to banish. Otherwise you're just playing angry music. Yelling "Fuck off" also does the trick.

When you eat or drink something, try to pinpoint at least one magical property of each ingredient in your drink/food. It can also be one that has no historical evidence but is personal to you. That will help keep you in the magic mindset and also helps you to get all if that info into your long-term memory.

Open the window, stand in front of it and breathe in the air deeply with your eyes closed while you remind yourself that tge wind is part of nature and that you're connected to it. It doesn't have to be a half hour meditation, 5 seconds get the job done as well.

Offer everyday activities to your deities. For example: cooking for Hestia, standing up for yourself for Loki, practicing magic or **self care time** for Freyja, disposing of trash the correct way to your local nature spirits, etc

Take a shower or a bath, or just wash your face or brush your teeth with the intent of cleansing yourself from all that negative energy that has built up over the day.

That's all for this time. If you like it I'll do another one. :)