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Good Morrow, Good Mercutio! I Realize That Yesterday I Forgot To Send A Good Morrow To Thee. My Mistake.

good morrow, good mercutio! i realize that yesterday i forgot to send a good morrow to thee. my mistake.

how farest thou today? if ‘tis possible, soon, would thee want to watch a “mo-vie” with me? thee shouldst pick, not i.

dear benvolio, it's alright, don't even think about it.

also, YES. let's watch a movie tonight :)

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9 months ago

yeah, yeah... bottom line is you ate my breadroll

If Romeo and Juliet was placed in modern day, I’ll bet you $37391529 that Mercutio would have called Romeo “Bromeo” like all the time

9 months ago

I KNEW IT

If Romeo and Juliet was placed in modern day, I’ll bet you $37391529 that Mercutio would have called Romeo “Bromeo” like all the time

8 months ago

oh, benvolio, that is the great charlie dalton thou art seeing. I, too, admire him for his bold personality and valour

as i watch the first 30 minutes of this… “Dead Poets Society”, i cannot help but feel like i hath seen this man before. or, well, not seen, but it feels like i hath met him before. his personality feels oddly familiar.

As I Watch The First 30 Minutes Of This Dead Poets Society, I Cannot Help But Feel Like I Hath Seen This

i do not mean it in a bad way, however. i quite like him. i like, erm, how he says things…? (is that strange to say? i do not know how to word it.)


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9 months ago

Hey Mercutio, Tybalt started following me. Thoughts?

he probably wants to get you on his side... 😒 that little skunk 😤

9 months ago

oh y'know. the pink one

Benvolio: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Mercutio: Okay, but in my defense, Romeo bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Benvolio: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!