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good morrow

I have awoken to some terrible news; most of my friends are gone!! I'm so saddened to learn this, for I shall miss them a lot!! but worry not, for I will continue to post here; I am still having fun with my blog, and I like interacting with you few people of this very niche fandom

dear veronians,

I shall be departing from verona early in the morrow. big events await me in denmarke, where the royals will bid me their warm welcomes. smelleth like havoc, dost thou think?

AYEEEEEE

I should probably start packing

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

@shakespeare-official-account hello how art thou 🥹

I'm in a shakespeare class right now and I'm shaking from excitement. is this the reason thou wert named SHAKEspeare? for thou makest people feel intense and powerful emotions. my heart doth pound very loud and my palms are sweating. I love thee sire 🫶🫶🫶🫶

oooo that's intriguing!! good job, sire!! let us be friends, for we shall have so much fun together

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

hello good peoples of verona! I just missed the great big carriage to the city, also referred to as the "bus". guess I have to wait now 🙄

nay

world domination speedrun

guys I found bromeo on instagram 🫡

are they? I thought thou wert just pretending to be insane. and trust me, I totally understand that

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

HA! at least thou canst admit he's annoying. canst thou believe people actually ship me with him? 'tis insane

what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play

sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really

ummmm... GOOD MORROW?!

I'm mercutio!! thou know'st... from romeo and juliet. how art thou on this fine day?

what didst thou mean about the ending being shit?? is there an ending that I know not of??

the only thing I would blame sire big willy for is the creation of tybalt. he's really pissing me off... although he hath not been very active as of late. he's probably grounded again

what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play

sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really

aye. I've already said so, trans tybalt!!

didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one

breaking news 📰🔨 (k I broke them 😀)

mr shakespeare (or "big willy") hath lost the plot

OR, he hath found a new plot. new play called skibidi toilet available in thy theatres soon

HEY! I'm supposed to say that. and it doth not refer to mr big willy over here, but to thine and bromeo's house... wait. I forgot why I said that... wherefore would I say such thing

a plague o' your house

NONONONONO FUCK THEE ALL I SHALL NOT BE PLAGUED

aye

now that thou mention it, wherefore are their hair clips so expensive. 'tis ridiculous. they aren't even that cute

didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one

didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one

my boy hamlet really said "to be or not to be" and then like. didn't be

nevermind t'was seven thirty in the morning I knew not what I was saying

thou art a joke to me. because MAN what art thou doing 🫵😂

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

good morrow hamlet.

nay, thou art not a joke! although a lot of things are a joke to me.

I am glad to have found thee, friend

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

NAY

tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥

thank ye again friar... but wherefore doth that article mention that "sugar is thy enemy"? I like me some sugary treats! that is, when romeo hath not eaten them all before I get to them...

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

what a nerd lol

tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥

we can melt it, friar!! and then add some milk.

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

of course thou dost not, thou art only a rapier. and since he liketh to point thee at me, thou know'st mine appearance better than his

tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥