You Worded This Beautifully

You worded this beautifully

Chat Noir is the biggest hypocrite alive. Like, he claims to love Ladybug but he’s always flirting with every new female hero he meets (Rena Rouge). Oh that’s fine because his heart will ‘always belong to his lady”😘. But if Ladybug even thinks of even *recruiting* a temporary hero for *help* it’s suddenly wrong, she doesn’t respect his beloved partner. He acts as if Ladybug wants to marry every temp hero she enlists to help fight with her, but it’s okay when he flirts with everyone else. He would not make a good boyfriend. Just wanted to highlight the double standard.

Oh this definitely happened

Zach: I don't get why so many people talk about who's top and who's bottom, I'd just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Ethan:...

Magenta:...

Layla:...

Will:...

Warren:...I'm gonna tell him.

Magenta: Don't you dare.

I actually love him and imagined him exactly like this, thank you for your art ✨

nobody loves john it’s very unfortunate

I'm a zillenial, meaning I'm too old to have a Tik Tok, but also not... never done it and I'm so glad

the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

I need a personal Murtagh in my life fr

Murtagh: Meets a child in a tavern

Child: I hate this girl in town

Murtagh: lol yeah fuck that bitch stab her with a fork.

We need to actually un-evolve back in so many fields...

Like when they said "ships should be carried by kites to reduce CO2"... they're called sailing ships, you brain is so melted by technology that you don't realize that shit can be done without computers

"3D printing clothes so they can be custom made to fit you" TAILORS THEYRE FUCKING CALLED TAILORS AND THEY DON'T NEED TO WORK WITH MELTED PLASTIC