Grandma Your Ears Are Honkin Big!

grandma… your ears are honkin’ big!

Medium

The Editors’ Response to Rusty Quill’s Statement

by Wil Williams and Tal Minear

Here is my and Wil's response to Rusty Quill's statement on the "opinion piece" that we edited. It includes new information & sources, as well as some corrections & clarifications.

It would be fucked up if a wizard turned a guy into a stack of 100 dollar bills because there’d be this whole theological debate over whether the guy was still “alive” or not because money doesn’t have organs that could sustain life but if souls are real then his might still be in the money, also since it’s multiple bills it begs the question as to whether his soul is in all of them or if they shouldn’t be separated. And then of course all his friends are caught in a dilemma because they’d want to spend the money but they also don’t want to get rid of it because it used to be their friend. And the wizard left so they don’t have any proof that the money used to be their friend so they can’t get any press coverage out of it. And they’re not sure if or how they should properly mourn him and whether they should refer to the stack of money as he or it

people on twitter getting mad at the hacktivist catgirl for using neopronouns and being a bi lesbian. like sorry did you expect the avowed anarchist cyberterrorist to love rules but only when it comes to language and identity

put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

I'm excited for this round of Dracula Daily because yes podcast but also POLLS WE HAVE POLLS NOW