This Is True: The Wolf Is Death, The End, Endings.

This is true: the Wolf is Death, The End, Endings.

This is true: the Authors have of late taken to changing the Wolf.

This is surmise: the Authors no longer see the value of Endings.

This is surmise: the Goose and Gander are trends, tastes. Sometimes our tastes turn to the grimdark and gritty, sometimes to the bright and hopeful.

This is true: something is preventing the Gander from moving on from the Neverafter.

This is surmise: something wants the Neverafter to remain in Times of Shadow and never know Times of Plenty. And the Authors never want it to End.

I know I'm doing good work as a horror GM when the players have occasion to go NOPE twice in the same episode

In which the Conductor takes the lead, and it becomes clear who laid the rails - and where they end.

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COMPERE: Matt Boothman

STARRING:

Ellen as Jess Butterworth, the Spooky

Chris Buxey as Calistarius Softbinding, the Expert

Natalie Winter as Gwynned, the Divine

Marta da Silva as Harper, the Searcher

ROLEPLAYING GAME SYSTEM: Monster of the Week, designed by Michael Sands

MUSIC BY: Alexander Pankhurst

SOUND DESIGN BY: Matt Boothman

EDITED AND PRODUCED BY: Matt Boothman

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It would be fucked up if a wizard turned a guy into a stack of 100 dollar bills because there’d be this whole theological debate over whether the guy was still “alive” or not because money doesn’t have organs that could sustain life but if souls are real then his might still be in the money, also since it’s multiple bills it begs the question as to whether his soul is in all of them or if they shouldn’t be separated. And then of course all his friends are caught in a dilemma because they’d want to spend the money but they also don’t want to get rid of it because it used to be their friend. And the wizard left so they don’t have any proof that the money used to be their friend so they can’t get any press coverage out of it. And they’re not sure if or how they should properly mourn him and whether they should refer to the stack of money as he or it

[id: a two by four chart. the top left box reads "dimension / world / extended universe / ???. the three boxes beneath that read “the neverafter,” “the endless nights,” and “the land of beasts and birds.” the top right box reads “storyteller.” the three boxes beneath it read “mother timothy goose,” “scheherazade,” and “aesop.” end id]

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